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Season 14  "Mysterion Rises (2)"  14x12

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 03, 2010

Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

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Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 1
That super hero group that's helping with the Gulf spill!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 2
with all her might, but the Coon was too much for her.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 3
Timmy!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 4
It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 5
But I think we better find out.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 6
Whoever did this to our base was looking for something.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 7
Wanting to become the best known reporter in the country, Jack
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 8
fighting for peace and the American way.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 9
Where are the pictures?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 10
go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 11
Because I could realize I should have killed you all!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 12
My mom did tell me to be home I said it's fine, just go!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 13
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 14
The Coon!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 15
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 16
The super humans I speak of are right now working on plans to destroy you.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 17
Where are you going?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 18
I immediately know how it could have been avoided.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 19
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 20
I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 21
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 22
Should I admit we've made mistakes?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 23
Should I forget about the past and not care about my powers?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 24
They're my technicians.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 25
and go back to my original team?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 26
history and the means for summoning them.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 27
So these people have been waiting for Cthulhu a long time.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 28
Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 29
After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 30
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 31
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 32
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 33
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 34
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 35
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 36
What the hell do you want this time?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 37
Ten years ago you were arrested for being in some kind of cult.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 38
What happened at those meetings?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 39
I think they still do.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 40
The dark ancient god Cthulhu has called for a press conference.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 41
instantly recognizable brand name of the Coon, we intend to
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 42
Well, I guess we have the right to banish them to a dark oblivion, don't we?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 43
Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 44
I'm so freaking stoked that.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 45
"That is not dead, which can eternal lie."
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 46
Mysterion?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 47
Where are you Captain Hindsight?
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 48
Good. Cuz if I had to go to pe class again, I was gonna kill myself.
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 49
It means Cthulhu is going to get rid of all the posers and
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 50
Life will become death and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!

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Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 2
with all her might, but the Coon was too much for her.
#2
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 3
Timmy!
#3
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 4
It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon.
#4
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 5
But I think we better find out.
#5
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 6
Whoever did this to our base was looking for something.
#6
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 7
Wanting to become the best known reporter in the country, Jack
#7
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 8
fighting for peace and the American way.
#8
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 9
Where are the pictures?
#9
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 10
go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!
#10
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 11
Because I could realize I should have killed you all!
#11
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 12
My mom did tell me to be home I said it's fine, just go!
#12
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The Coon!
#14
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The super humans I speak of are right now working on plans to destroy you.
#16
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Where are you going?
#17
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I immediately know how it could have been avoided.
#18
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I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes.
#20
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Should I admit we've made mistakes?
#22
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Should I forget about the past and not care about my powers?
#23
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They're my technicians.
#24
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 25
and go back to my original team?
#25
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 26
history and the means for summoning them.
#26
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 27
So these people have been waiting for Cthulhu a long time.
#27
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 28
Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!
#28
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 29
After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,
#29
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What the hell do you want this time?
#36
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 37
Ten years ago you were arrested for being in some kind of cult.
#37
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 38
What happened at those meetings?
#38
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 39
I think they still do.
#39
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 40
The dark ancient god Cthulhu has called for a press conference.
#40
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 41
instantly recognizable brand name of the Coon, we intend to
#41
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 42
Well, I guess we have the right to banish them to a dark oblivion, don't we?
#42
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 43
Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and
#43
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 44
I'm so freaking stoked that.
#44
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 45
"That is not dead, which can eternal lie."
#45
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 46
Mysterion?
#46
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 47
Where are you Captain Hindsight?
#47
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 48
Good. Cuz if I had to go to pe class again, I was gonna kill myself.
#48
Recap of South Park Season 14 Episode 12 (S14E12) - 49
It means Cthulhu is going to get rid of all the posers and
#49
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Life will become death and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!
#50