Aired 11 years ago - Nov 15, 2006
Stan becomes coach of a Pee Wee Hockey team and for the benefit of one his players he tries to make them into a team of winners. Meanwhile his father deals with the memory of Stan’s performance in a Pee Wee hockey game from years earlier, when Stan had the opportunity to score the game winning goal.
Now we just need to kind of organize
a little bit and practice our-
Coach, Wooden spit on my forehead!
- I did not!
No, he has cancer.
Coach, why do people get cancer?
Gavin Throttle, coach of the Adams County team.
Your mother's been worried sick
and I've been watching TV!
Have you forgotten what happened
all those years ago?
I crapped 'em!
Oh me I crapped 'em!
Time is running out.
Stan Marsh with a chance to win!
It was like I was living ti all over again.
Our little Nelson, he's...
Stop it, Jack! He doesn't mean
to take it out on you, coach.
Will you talk to him, coach?
He looks up to you.
Oh uh, hey Nelson.
I'm not sure.
But everyonen does it. I mean,
it's not like everyone else gets to live
That game tonight?
I'm gonna be watching, so...
Coach, can I talk to you for a second?
- Come to surrender, coach?
All right, guys, listen. I saw Nelson in
the hospital and he asked me one thing:
Relax! If we lose we're
not gonna be murderers.
They look pretty strong, coach.
I think Nelson's gonna die for sure.
And that's the end of the game.
The result is a tie.
And now, he's about to find out that
tying isn't the same as winning.
My cancer hurts.
Wow. At the Pepsi Center?
One chance, to make everything right.
All right! Maybe there is hope for me.
We can't beat Denver County.
- Well, sure we can.
We need a Canadian.
It's just for one game.
He won't get hurt, I promise.
I can't... sit there in that same crowd
and watch you destroy yourself again.
And now please put your hands together
for three minutes of exhibition play
So let's not let him down.
Are you with me?!
So then we win?
Yeah. Let 'em play the Red Wings.
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 08, 2006
Last week, in an attempt to make his wait for the Wii instantaneous, Cartman froze himself. Through a bizarre twist of fate, he woke up 500 years in the future, where there are warring factions, some angry sea otters, and worst of all: No Nintendo
Wii! Will Cartman get out of this crazy future? Or will he be doomed to never get his hands on the Wii?
I want this Nintendo hooked
up to my float screen now!
There's gotta be some way to hook it up!
It's the freakin' future!
I'll tell you what's wrong! I've been waiting
500 years to play the Nintendo Wii!
Fellow atheists, the time child has returned
with information on our sworn enemies
Their Science is flawed! Their answer to
the Great Question is different from ours.
The United Atheist Alliance is about
to send out all its defense ships
No! Our answer to the Great Question
is the only logical one.
You have to be a dick to everyone
who doesn't think like you.
My monvert's never looked so clean.
New, from Blasbro,
it's Crank Prank Time Phone!
Crank Prank, Crank Prank Time Phone.
Making anything other than crank calls
to the past could affect the present
That call is for crank calling only.
Come on! Come on!
All right, that'll be 6000 credits.
Bark bark, I'm sorry, Eric, bark bark.
from this guy in the past week.
For when the United Atheist League
attacks the United Atheist Alliance
And I will personally kill the Time Child
and eat his entrails on my tummy!
Oh. Is Mrs. Wall there?
- That was a great one!
All right, just let me use my tools...
Science, reason, is that really all there is?
How reasonable is it to eat off
wood instead of your tummy?
Maybe, just believing in God
No, no, I have me.
All right, all right, listen!
Very funny, Kyle!
- It's not Kyle, it's you!
Eric, are you playing a joke on me again?
But, you're telling me not to go with you.
Right before you left for Butters' house,
you drank a buncha Ovaltine
May Science give us the courage
to do what we must!
Then begin the attack!
Science be praised.
so I think maybe you're the only person
who can understand this.
I will. I will suck your balls, Kyle.
Eric, I really think you should
stop calling the past.
The United Atheist League is bombing the city!
What are you otters doing?!
This is our attack!
Unified Atheist League
is the most logical name.
Why is everyone in my past so stupid
that they think I'm crank-calling them?!
Oh yeah! Yeah, I'm a monkey!
I need to speak to Mr. Garrison right now!
Aired 11 years ago - Nov 01, 2006
The topic of evolution is introduced to the 4th graders of South Park Elementary and while their teacher is against the theory a change of mind has implications for the future. And speaking of the future, Cartman is trying to send himself there; to the exact date that the newest video game console, the Nintendo Wii is being released.
You're the retarded offspring of five monkeys
havin' buttsex with a fish-squirrel!
Well there's nothing you can do,
so you just have to be patient.
you guys can unfreeze me.
After everthing we've been through together,
you guys won't even help me freeze myself!
We have worked years to instill the teachings
of Jesus Christ into our daughter
Well, I told you. We should leave
evolution out of the classrooms.
You are to sit in class and help
Mr. Dawkins with whatever he needs!
It was changes in hereditary traits that
allowed the first mammals to breath in the air.
Like changing us to the point
that we walk upright.
Doesn't that bother you a little?
Don't ask me, I'm a fuckin' monkey!
This woman is very opinionated but,
she does care about her students.
Look, I know you think we're at war,
but I want you to know I admire your passion.
So much boldness in a woman.
I've got a date!
they'll try to unfreeze me right away.
All right, you got the spot figured out?
You're not gonna lose where I am, right?
It's almost like you're one of the guys.
Why is someone as outspoken as you given
themselves over to the whole God thing?
God is a spaghetti monster.
Oh thank you, jeez!
There is no great mystery to life,
just evolution and God's a spaghetti monster!
Yeah, pound my monkey hole, Richard!
Yeah, I'm a monkey all right!
I don't care! Is there a Nintendo Wii!
Couldn't evolution be the answer
to how and not the answer to why?
I've just never seen a woman with such... balls.
No Muslims killing Jews,
no Christians bombing abortion clinics.
Oh, all right.
Yes! Now the world shall
feel the wrath of Professor Chaos!
can I ask you a scientific question?
When you wake up three weeks later you
can be unfrozen, but you're still dead.
Oh my God.
Come on, we have to leave!
- Oh jumping Jesus!
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 25, 2006
Satan is throwing the world's biggest Halloween costume party, and no one is getting in without a blue wrist band. Unfortunately, even Satan can't plan for everything as a religious organization and the antics of the most notorious serial killers of all time might ruin his good time.
No! Don't do it!
- What's the big deal, Kyle?
I've done it lots of times.
- Prove it!
that people in Hell can't get wristbands.
You've never thrown a party of
this magnitude before, Satan.
He is bringing Hell here to Los Angeles
and from what we understand.
His party must be stopped.
We'll see how long Satan's party lasts...
after the fire marshal shows up.
Honestly, why do let him watch
that darn Black Entertainment Channel?
But we're probably gonna want security
at the dimensional vortex gate.
Oh yeah, P. Diddy had his birthday party here
a couple years back and he had one of those.
Only it isn't a Ferrari... It's a cake.
And everyone gets a piece.
When everyone sees the Ferrari cake,
they will shudder and know my greatness!
to pick up Satan's Ferrari cake
and deliver it to the W Hotel!
I'm in hell, mindin' my own business
and the next thing I know
Well damn, nigga, there's gotta be some way!
Yeah, it's okay, but everyone thinks
Zazul's schoolgirl costume is hotter.
And what about my Ferrari cake?!
Where's the Ferrari cake?!
We got that flatbed.
Did your son say anything
before he disappeared, Mrs. Stotch?
I can do it. It just got... look,
it just doesn't matter, because it's not true.
Yo dawg, keep it down.
Here he is, the man of the night, Satan!
I need to make a complaint to the fire marshal.
It was never delivered to the hotel.
Dahmer! Stop havin' sex with them intestines!
Come here ya.
What's the matter with you?!
You are not gonna believe
what's coming for desert!
Not as sorry as you're gonna be,
if I completely miss the party!
Cool this, sucka!
Yeah? Why'd you quit?
- There weren't enough Italians to eat.
- Hey! Leave him alone!
He can't do it, he can't do it.
- All right, be quiet.
It's okay! It's okay!
I found a backup!
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 18, 2006
Cartman, South Park Elementary’s new hallway monitor, takes it personally when he finds out that a teacher has been kissing a student in his jurisdiction. He helps Kyle stop his little brother’s affair with his “Nice” hot teacher.
Here you go.
- I don't think that's really necessary.
Ike, could you stay just a few minutes please?
Even though, I do admire you.
And I can't fight this feelin' anymore
Baby, I cant fight this feelin' anymore
They'll say our love is wrong, but we can't
let anybody know,they'll never understand.
Or you can see the light, brah.
Hold on, please.
You don't understand.
He loves me and only me.
And I know I'm a godness to him.
Yeah, except maybe it's not perfectly great.
Mommy, I love you, I love you.
Ex... excuse me.
You did the right thing telling the police, Brad.
Now, who is the teacher? What's his name?
Hey! He's totally under age!
She's taking advantage of him!
Guys, can I talk to you?
- Sure, dude.
Yeah, I got bigger things to deal with.
Well there doing it.
- Well, yeah now it's personal.
Oh, Ike. I just had to have
an second alone with you.
I dont need an hallpass, I'm a teacher.
"Ike, I long to feel your arms around me?"
You just dealt with the dog, bitch!
Yeah, I know.
Ike, I didn't tell on you.
You got busted by the hallway monitor.
Your dead to me, Kyle!
Looks like the defendant and her lawyer
are about to give a statement, Tom.
I know my actions were wrong,
but I cannot be fully to blame.
But when I drink, the alcohol makes me say
and do things I normally wouldn't do.
You can beat your alcoholism!
Was there ever an history of sexual
abuse in your family?
I think we should go to Milan.
Like we always talked about.
Damnit, where were all these
sexed-up teachers when I was a kid?!
There you are. What are you doing?
You giving up, brah?!
I am the Dawg, the big bad Dawg!
Ike, is that all you're gonna do is watch TV?
Beth found out they have a room at
the Airport Hilton. We need to search it.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 11, 2006
Cartman reveals who masterminded the attacks of 9/11, while Kyle and Stan search for the real truth; meanwhile Mr. Mackey just wants to know who dropped the deuce in the urinal.
Will you shut up about 9/11!
- Kyle, why are you so afraid of the truth?!
Butters, you don't really believe that, do you?
I can't believe that everyone here is just
buying into what they're told by the media!
I just can't blindly accept their version.
What really happened
Okay, thank you, Leroy, thanks for sharing
your dumb little frog with the class.
my shocking Powerpoint report on the truth...
but now look at this photo of the Pentagon.
The hole is not nearly big enough.
and there are nine members
on Silverstein's board of directors.
just like the toilet yesterday where womebody
went number two instead of number one!
But probably the most damning of all is
the evidence seen in this photo of Tower 2!
Hello bubbe, how was school today?
Well, what really happened?
dropped a dookie in the school urinal
and there's still no explanation for that!
you walk into the bathroom just to find
a big dook laying there in the urinal!
we need to find out who was
behind 9/11 once and for all!
So that's about the long
and short of it, Hardly Boys.
Yeah, I'm totally getting a clue.
Do you mind telling me why CIA guys are coming
to my house and questioning me about you?
There's just one thing I need to know before
we go: you weren't responsible for 9/11, right?
And maybe, maybe you
think it's a victimless crime.
He's gotta clean up puke with sawdust, m'kay.
Oh, you think it's funny, huh?!
- Mr. Mackey!
Dude, why would the government
attack its own buildings?
There's a lot of holes in the Theory
of Evolution too, it doesn't mean it's wrong.
You got a whole school here, Clyde! M'kay?
propped up against the back
of the urinal like a brown rag doll!
There's something you should know...
You think we don't know your name?!
We know everything! We control everything!
We have the majority of them
kept in blissful ignorance.
All I had to do was have explosives
planted in the base of the towers.
It was only the world's most intricate
and flawlessly-executed ever, ever.
Finally we could invade Iraq and get the oil
which made us all richer than before.
Dangit I missed again!
- For Christ's sake, Cheney!
Because Clyde had a colostomy at age 5. 'Kay?
and squeeze out a chocolate hot dog... m'kay?
Maybe... maybe pullin' your buttcheeks
apart with your hands, m'kay.
All right, now we have to
switch over to Interbus 65.
I mean, it seems like it would be pretty
hard to escape from the White House
Come back here!
Who the fuck are you?!
- There's no time! come on!
Not me. My mystery-solving sons.
Come on in, boys.
I was getting a clue like every two minutes.
Aired 11 years ago - Oct 04, 2006
A renegade player threatens the Massively Multiplayer Online game World of Warcraft and the fate of the game lay in the hands of Cartman, Kyle, Stan and Kenny.
Somebody in the World of Warcraft
is ignoring the World's rules...
that he has reached a level
we thought unreachable.
Gentlemen, we are dealing
with someone here who...
Not now, Nelson.
I just joined a big party of night elves
In the outside world,
I'm a simple geologist,
But, if we all log in together,
we might have a chance.
and stop Hitler, wouldn't you do it?
So what's the p-plan?
Yeah, but I'm playing
Hello Kitty Island Adventure.
All right, you guys, this is it!
This shall be a day for all to remember!
Well, there's only like four
races to choose from-
Prepare to charge!
Hey, Stan, can I play with you guys?
How many people's characters were in there?
Gentlemen, this could very well lead to
the end of the World... of Warcraft.
What the hell are you guys doing?
What if we were super-high level too?
Live to win, take it all,
just keep fighting till you fall!
- A chance.
Day by day, kickin' all the way,
I'm not cavin' in
Live to win
they have a 90% mortality probability.
What is this sword?
But the sword was considered to be
too powerful for anyone to possess.
Let's just hope to Christ they don't
start the battle before we can reach them.
Uh, Kyle, go ahead and cast Arcane Brilliance
to raise our intelligence.
Don't worry, I have that covered.
At that moment,
I will use intimidating shout.
Everyone target the scorpions.
Kyle! Dude, what's wrong?
Just leave me behind.
I have a Warcraft character.
No, I d- I need to play World of Warcraft!
Aired 12 years ago - May 03, 2006
When Cartman's mom realizes she can't control her son anymore, she gets help from an expert. Cesar Millan, “The Dog Whisperer" takes on the challenge and while he might have what it takes, Eric Cartman's not going down without a fight.
Mom, I want a Twinkie.
- All, all right dear.
Right. Then I'm going to have to take it.
All right, that's it!
You're going to time-out!
Whoa, how did I do that?
Eric, you need to understand why
you are being punished. All right?
All right! I've dealt with this before!
We just need to use psychology on him!
Are you feeling angry at me because
you think I'm here to change your life?
Well, I'm feeling confused, because I don't
understand why you became a nanny.
Why you, you... you little bastard!
How dare you?!
Find yourself another nanny... televison show!
This child's behavior is totally unacceptable!
I'm afraid Super Nanny is in
a deep state of mental psychosis.
We've been through every
nanny reality show on television.
I rehabilitate dogs,
I train people.
So the child needs to learn that he's not
the most important person in the house.
Don't look at the child,
just keep looking at me.
See, I'm not validating his bad behavior
with either negative or positive response.
Ey! You think this is funny,
learning he's supposed to follow you,
not lead you.
And one dog is always dominant,
the pack leader.
What I have done is I have brought
over some Kentucky Fried Chicken.
Okay, I'm fine. I'm cool now.
May I have some chicken please?
All right, that's fine!
Butters, I'll crash with you.
Och! Well, I guess now we see
just how supportive friends can be!
Hey Jimmy. You're not gonna believe
this, but... I ran away from home.
This is bullcrap!
Mom'll break soon. I can outlast her.
Look what I did, Eric.
I learned how to make Sumie paintings.
Come on, Ms. Cartman,
you must become pack leader.
Shoulder back, head high,
don't reason with it
He's never done this before.
Eric, I want you to go upstairs
and brush your teeth.
You are the pack leader now.
- I am the pack leader!
and have a nice lunch on a Saturday
afternoon with a friend before.
When you correct the behavior, eventually you
will see a change in the personality.
She doesn't let me wear whatever I want anymore.
Things have really gotten out of hand!
Dude, don't kill your mom.
That's not cool.
Well I can't kill her.
I'm too obvious a suspect.
Oh! Well how about I do everything?!
How does that sound?!
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 26, 2006
While assisting an ex-Vice President in his quest for attention, the boys get trapped by a cave-in and while searching for a way out, Cartman discovers treasure. Now he has to figure out how to get out of the cave without the others knowing about it and he can keep it all for himself.
I hope now you boys see
that this is totally serial.
Boys, there's no such thing as a manbearpig.
Hi Mr. Gore.
No, no, it's not that.
- Yes it is.
Bring everyone you can to my manbearpig
meeting tomorrow at 8 a.m. sharp!
Okay, let's get this meeting started.
It was discovered in 1892
I need you to keep an eye out
for manbearpig droppings.
And finally, of course,
the "Two Sisters".
All right, everyone, if you'll step this way,
you'll see how the cave gets its name.
In certain areas of the cave, the wind actually
blows through, causing a sound you can hear.
Take this rope!
Be ready to tie him up!
Damn you ManBearPig! They're just children!
All right, let's split up
and look for a passageway.
Cartman, you see anything?
- I just... I don't feel very good.
This cave-in was no accident
What is that, a pigbearman?
Dude, it's bad enough we have to sit here
without you taking a crap every ten minutes!
You would all just looove to get your
hands on my treasure, wouldn't you?!
I've got a little plan going, to get the
treasure out of here without you ever knowing.
Yeah. It's nice talking with you, Kyle.
See you around.
I told you we need to fill
the cave with hot molten lead,
I'm super serial!
It's been three days since four unidentified
children were trapped in a cave-in.
where you can get your picture
taken with fake treasure.
Something's really wrong with him.
Kick yourself back to safety!
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 19, 2006
Towelie writes a book and it gets selected for Oprah’s book club. It becomes a best seller with everyone getting a lot help for their addictions; until a faction of Oprah's staff leak the truth about the book.
Now what am I gonna do?
But you have to think of somethin' fast,
an' gettin' high makes you smart.
Hey. Hey, wait a minute. Of course!
That's it! Why didn't I think of it before?
I thought I was somehow stronger
and more immune than other towels... people.
It's heartbreaking passages like this one:
No. If I was a towel, why would I be
wearing this hat, an' this fake mustache?
Once in a while I come across
a book that is sooo honest
A life that kept getting up
whenever it was down.
She'd pet me for hours usin' every finger.
Wow. I'm gonna get super-rich now.
Can't take it anymore.
All she ever does is work work work,
You think you've go' it bad? Oprah hasn't
paid any attention to me in years.
Werkin' and werkin', diyatin'
and not diyatin'.
That bloke on the show today,
the one Oprah supported.
'Ow do we get proof?
- We get somebody else to do it.
I've got some information for
you ya might find interestin'.
What'd 'e say?
- He wants to know what information we have.
- Who ith thith?
The writer of the book on Oprah's
Book of the Month Club is a phonih.
How are you tonight, Steven?
and you've just spent two weeks
supporting a lying racist towel.
And her Gary too.
Just come on the show
and explain in a very level-headed way
No! Wait a minute!
Now, it turns out that
your name isn't really Steven.
They bought your book thinking it was true!
You will not get away with this!
Audience, if you look under your seats,
you'll find your very own torches!
Our plan is ruined!
What is going on?!
Not like this, Mingie.
Not like this!
Oh God, I think I'm goinna be sick eh.
You hostages aren't goin' anywhere
till we get what we want!
I'm not gettin' high this time!
Aw Mingie, I'm soo scared.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 12, 2006
With Kyle left behind, Cartman makes his way to FOX to get the Family Guy episode pulled, hoping to ultimately get rid of the show once and for all.
...starting in a small town
in central Colorado.
Bin Laden went on to say that if Family Guy
shows the image of Muhammad as planned,
Pretty soon the show is compromised
and it goes off the air.
I could do that.
Unfortunately, Mohammed will appear
uncensored on Family Guy tonight at seven.
Suffice it to say that they will not be
persuaded by the possibility of violence.
Mr. President, can't you force the Family Guy
writing staff not to write anything about Mohammed?
Forgive me, Mr. President,
All right, let's get this over with.
my father worked for a newspaper
in my native country of Denmark.
Sir, if we pull the episode, the Family Guy
writing staff will refuse to work again.
If he can scare them like he has us,
maybe we can pull the Muhammad episode after all.
I hope you succeed, kid.
- Oh hi, Miss Travis.
Yes, I'm totally excited.
Family Guy is so funny.
What are they?
Each ball has a verb, noun or pop
culture reference written on it.
Loundry Date, Winning, Mexico, Gary Coleman.
These manatees demanded that Muhammad be shown?
Anyway, the president of the network
wanted you to speak with the manatees.
They're the only mammals that are
completely unmoved by terrorst threats.
You fat sun of a bitch!
Did it work? Did you scare
the network into pulling the episode?
That's emotional character development
based on what's happening in the storyline!
We don't know, Mr. President.
They just stopped working.
If you don't my saying,
I think you asked for this.
It's time I stop letting these
primadonna manatees tell me what to do!
Aw, God damnit, you gave him one
of your gay little speeches, didn't you?!
No more tmieouts, fatass!
- Time out! Time out! Time out, Kyle!
No hitting- No hitting in the balls!
He only wants you to pull it because he knows
it will be the end of Family Guy forever!
the manatees aren't trying to run the network?
Okay, I'll make it easy for you
I can't be responsible for people getting hurt.
Aired 12 years ago - Apr 05, 2006
Cartman and Kyle are at war over the popular cartoon, Family Guy. Kyle loves it and Cartman hates it. When the show airs some controversial content the boys go on a cross country chase with the fate of Family Guy lying with the first boy to reach Hollywood.
I tivo every episode, we can go
to my house and see what they did.
Peter, I can't believe you invited your
old highschool sweetheart over for dinner !
But, Peter, I don't wanna cook
dinner for your ex-girlfriend !
Anyway, I can't believe I invited
my old sweetheart to dinner, huh !
Do you care at all about people's feelings ?
It's wrong !
It's obvious that you all need Muslim sensitivity training.
but the rest of us don't.
it's friday night but you can't have sex
and you can't jack off.
was only part one of a two-parter !
If they insist we don't
censor their work, then we can't.
Due we can't go anywhere,
they've shutdown the airports and the buses.
All right dude, what the hell has gotten into you ?
Especially one who doesn't trust me.
Doing things for my own selfish reasons.
Part 2 of the Family Guy episode airs in six days !
Our only hope is to make the Muslim extremists know...
We take twenty to twenty-five dump trucks,
we could avoid looking like we're responsible for any part of this at all.
that we are all united in the belief that every person
And if we... aren't willing to risk what we have,
We're gonna need eight dozen shovels and sixteen tons of sand !
And so on and so on, until Family Guy is no more !
You should like that show. Your sense of humor is just like Family Guy.
You never cared about the Muslim religion
Deep, situational and emotional jokes
Stay on 'em !
Dad, this is stupid.
then who's gonna bury the last person's head ?
Aired 12 years ago - Mar 29, 2006
Stan is the driving force who gets the citizens of South Park to all buy hybrid cars. Just as everyone starts to feel really good about what they’re doing to help save the earth, a stormy dark mass has started accumulating over the town.
There, like that! Stop that!
Dad, Ike and I have been talking, and well,
we feel that your new car is changing you.
...star-starting to become alienated
from some of your friends.
We need to be where everyone is motivated
and progressive like us!
Going away party?
What do you mean?
Hey Eric, where is Kyle?
Come on, everyone! Let's sing!
Well... Maybe they'll change.
I will. I will get everyone to
drive hybrid cars! I swear it!
Well? What do you think, huh?
Oh it's gorgeous.
These old houses are so neat.
and our daughter,
Why do you want Kyle back?
Don't you see how awesome it is without him?
Come on, people. Come on, people now.
Come on now, people now people now
People-driving-hybrid people now
Yeah, I guess it's up to us to show
everyone the way. Good for you!
Everyone else is just ignorant, m'kay?
for making South Park the city with the highest
percentage of hybrid owners in the country!
That isn't smog, it's smug!
to develop over most of Park
and Jefferson Counties.
Oh, no thanks. We don't do that stuff.
Yeah. You're right.
These two smug clouds are
combining, fueling each other.
the smug from his acceptance speech has
been slowly drifting north since he gave it...
South Park still has a chance
to make it through the storm!
we're gonna witness a storm the
likes of which we've never seen.
Yeah. Good going, stupid!
We've gotta destroy every hybrid car in town!
How long do we have until
the smug clouds collide?
You sure are a great guy for doing this.
I swore I would never set foot in San Francisco.
I will. You're really great for
going to warn Kyle, Eric.
They're dropping, slowly,
but... but we're running out of time!
I've started to enter the smug. I'm about a
quarter mile in. Can you give me an EL?
That's it! Eric, hurry!
Somethin's goin' on out here!
Dude, I'm totally tripping balls.
Aired 12 years ago - Mar 22, 2006
The town is excited when Chef returns to town after world traveling with the “Super Adventure Club,” but the boys notice something is different about Chef. It seems that Chef’s new sense of adventure has gotten the better of him and the boys try to save him.
Great to have you back. Bye-bye.
Seeya Chef. See you later. Bye.
Did Chef seem a little, uh, trippy to you?
Oh boy oh boy, I can't wait to
have Chef's lunch food again.
I gotta... I gotta go.
Come on, children!
You're my sexual fantasy.
We have some information that all this time
Chef has been and still is a pedophile.
Did Chef ever touch any of you... here?
Something funny is going on around here!
Hello there, children!
I specializes in your asshole, Kyle.
Maybe he hit his head or, or got stuck
in some quantum time vortex.
Right this way.
Yes, what else would we do?
Then it's off to the mighty Himalayas,
where we will climb K-2
on the plane rides over to these places.
is because he's been brainwashed!
By this fruity little club!
I just like to make love up your butt.
He joined the Super Adventure Club
Why, yes, I have two young boys.
it can take months, even years,
to reverse the process.
Would you like to daaance?
- No thanks.
Put your hands together for...
Tally ho, lads! I must say you're starting
to become quite a thorn in my balls.
But why do you need Chef?!
Very well. I'm now going to tell you
the secret of the Super Adventure Club.
But every time he got somewhere, he realized
that other explorers had beat him to it.
and the first explorer to bugger all
the underage mountainfolk of Nepal.
And when an adult has sex with a child,
the marlocks implode,
Do you realize how retarded that sounds?
I'm afraid we're going to have to...
Okay, you know how like, when you want
people to leave but they won't leave,
Come on, Chef!
- I can't... break these locks.
Because their lives have become dull and empty!
Chef, we love you.
A mountain lion!