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Season 6

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 11, 2002

In an effort to redeem himself days before Christmas, Cartman decides to bring Christmas to the Iraqis. So, along with Stan, Kyle, and Kenny they catch a ride with Mr. Hankey to the North Pole to bring Christmas to Iraq.

Aired 15 years ago - Dec 04, 2002

When a 32 year old man claiming to be Stan from the future shows up in South Park, young Stan is forced to come to terms with the loser he will become. Meanwhile, South Park's own little entrepreneur, Eric Cartman is at the helm a new money making venture. Cartman is in the business of revenge.

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 27, 2002

When a famous psychic fails to help him exorcise Kenny from his body, Cartman takes other steps to achieve his goal. He and Chef travel to the moors of Scotland, where Chef's mom tries a little of her voodoo magic on him. Meanwhile, after the boys encounter with the TV psychic, Kyle is paralyzed with fear at the thought of members of the spirit world watching over him. Only by debunking those who claim they can communicate with the dead can Stan save Kyle. MORE -LESS

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Rob schneider was an animal!
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Rob schneider is "the stapler" rated pg-13!
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So just keep an open mind.
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I'm getting mike- Definitely an m...
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Hmmm, not really.
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Okay, now i'm getting that kenny died?
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Now kenny is telling me that you were his best friends
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Now she's sending me a "p" word
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The things did involve stuff!
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It must be his time!
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It's too far, and your parents want you back home.
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Dude, you were going to see four white birds eventually!
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Hey, uh, i need to talk to mr. Edward, please.
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All i need you to do is just talk to him and tell him
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No, you give them false hope
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Get outta my house or i'm calling the police!
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Twelve hours?
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It's twenty four carrot comedy!
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Look, i went and saw that john edward guy.
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Oh yeah, i heard he walked up to a guy on the street
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Is talking to me about you, okay?
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I could still say it was some other older man.
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Oh my god...
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You have to tell me
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Junior! Aw son, it's good to see you, na!
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So nice to have you here, liane.
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Oh lord, and i just put the roast in the oven, too.
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Yes, right na.
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Okay... listen to me.
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And wait for somebody in the audience to give a response.
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I started by saying,
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Ask peter if he knows my little billy!
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We're gettin' something, na!
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The soul's coming out, na!
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Where were we going to find a child to sacrifice?
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Derp dee derp de derpy derp!
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Da derp dee derp da teetley derpee derpee dumb
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You're just jealous he's a better psychic than you.
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Or a fake or a douche again or else i'll sue you for slander!
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We're never going to find the real answers to those questions.
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Well come on, the soul is in here,
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Oh christmas, there it go again!
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I'll wrap it up with plastic wrap
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Here are john edward and stan marsh.
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You all want to believe in it so much, i know you do.
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Is much more amazing than this douche.
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But i do have a special power i know i do!
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Aired 15 years ago - Nov 20, 2002

A loveable new character, Mr Slave, makes his debut as Mr. Garrison desperately tries to get fired from his new job as the boys' 4th grade teacher. Meanwhile, the boys get sent to the Deathcamp of Intolerance for not tolerating Mr. Garrison's intolerable behavior.

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The first thing we're gonna be learning about
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That does it!
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Take that, slave, take it!
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Hey guys, can we talk to you?
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And they're both- Totally gay.
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To the museum of tolerance.
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To show you what it can feel like
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Now you know how it feels.
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What other stereotypes do you see here?
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The idea that jews are only interested in money
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Take your time at the computer displays, because you see,
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If he chooses to eat fatty foods,
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We have to accept people for who they are
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The respect they deserve, right?
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Good, butters.
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Okay, now butters,
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Well, let's see.
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How's it going? Bad.
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Is that they have some issues themselves.
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Children, there's a big difference between gay people
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That was a brilliant idea
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Ooh, jesus christ.
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To escape, you must journey upward through dark reaches
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♪ a great adventure is waiting for you ahead ♪
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♪ lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks lemmiwinks, lemmiwinks ♪
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Oh, no, you're firing me?!
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For mr. Garrison's behavior.
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With their homosexual teachers, m'kay.
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We don't know where else to turn!
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Until you submit to being tolerant of everybody.
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The principal didn't fire you?
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Is just hiding things from everybody.
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Lemmiwinks!
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♪ slow down now and seal your fate ♪
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♪ take the magic helmet torch to help you light the way ♪
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You will accept everyone!
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Fasterrrr!
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There, i've done it, mr. Slave-
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♪ 'neath the depths of the lungs and heart ♪
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♪ catatafish's riddle will soon be told ♪
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Excellent.
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Oh jesus.
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Heh-Heh, heh-Heh...
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Herbert garrison came out about two years ago.
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Get along, little slave.
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No, no- I was the asshole.

The boys are on a mission: return "The Lord of the Rings" to the Two Towers Video Store in Conifer. But this is no ordinary copy. Butters, the evil sixth graders, and the boys' parents all try to steal the ring, er tape, from the boys. Will they succeed?

Aired 15 years ago - Nov 06, 2002

Stan, Kyle, and Cartman win all the candy they can eat in a contest. There's just one problem, Kenny had the ticket. Now to get their prize, the boys have decided to build a ladder to Heaven in order to get the ticket back from their dead friend.

Aired 15 years ago - Jul 24, 2002

In an effort to protect their children from kidnappers, the parents of South Park hire the owner and operator of the local City Wok to build a Great Wall around the city. When crazy things like Kid trackers and Mongolions come into the picture. The parents learn a very important lesson themselves about trusting strangers.

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Huh uh!
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You have never seen the likes of me before.
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Now gaze upon this humble house, Tweek. Inside there are two people who
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Will their kindness be reported on the news tomorrow? I think not.
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I'll... try.
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Tweek, Tweek, are you okay?
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An abductor in our town?
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Well we don't know what else to do, Mayor!
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...And so, we want you to design and build a great wall, all around the city.
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I go around building wall! I'm just a normal person like all o'you!
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Mongorians? What the hell Mongorians doing here?
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stupid Mongorians have to come and knock it down?
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So weak. So weak, dude. Man.
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It's those God-damned Mongorians again!
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But, wait. Where's the other team?
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Go Cows! Go Cows!
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Congratulations on your victory, boys.
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That's right, Chris. This newest study shows that the majority of child abductions
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Alright, thanks, Chris. Is the weather going to turn su-
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All finished. My Mongolian Missile Defense system.
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Oh, you gonna throw that baseball at my wall?? Oh no! Not a baseball!
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God-damned Mongolians!! You break down my shity wall last time!!
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Us?? Your family's all be the shifty-eyed ones!
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Hahahaha! My masterpiece! When those Mongolians come next time,
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Oh! Oh rook! Rook, my very own Mongorian Trojan horse! Gee, what a surprise!
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The study reveals that nine out of every ten abduction
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That I don't abduct him? How do I know that you haven't done it already??
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But why do I have to leave?
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Hahahahahaaa! I'm free, Mongolians! And now I'm gonna make you PAY!
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Oh, it's just... I was wondering if Stan's okay.
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Does my war dance ascare you, Mongolians? Yeah, you think you want a piece of this?
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Oh, herro kids. Uh be careful, there's a-Mongolians up there.
Aired 15 years ago - Jul 17, 2002

After nearly five years and 89 episodes, it finally happens: Cartman gets kicked out of the gang. The reason? Bebe gets boobs and the boys go ape, threatening their friendships and society as we know it.

Aired 15 years ago - Jul 10, 2002

The boys go out to see the new edition of Star Wars: Episode V and during the previews they find out that the movie studios are planning on re-releasing more movies with digitally enhanced effects. In an effort to stop this injustice, they go off to find Steven Spielberg and George Lucas.

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50 hats? Oh jesus!
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They're gonna kick your ass, tweek!
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There are more important things right now than free hats.
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Yes, we apologize, but our friend tweek here,
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Free hat! Free hat!...
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Come on, everyone, guess we're in the wrong place.
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Uh, sure, and we'll also try to free hat.
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No, it isn't, man!
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What could possibly go wrong?
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The convicted, confessed serial murderer of 23 babies?
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What do you see as positive about toddler murder?
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Steven spielberg and george lucas because they're insane.
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Dude, that's steven spielberg and george lucas.
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Yeah, these guys are only motivated by money, ted.
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It'd be like changing "raiders of the lost ark"!
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Now intend to update and change "raiders of the lost ark".
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Yeah, but it was in self-Defense!
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Alright, but right now we gotta focus on
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Well, looks like we're gonna have to do this ourselves.
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Does that help take the stress off?
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I'm in a field, surrounded by deer.
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I'm afraid you leave us no choice!
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♪ in the tropical isles with the coconut trees- ♪
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Alright, that does it!
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It is... too late for me, boys.
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All of ours.
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Perhaps... you are right.
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You haven't let these doe-Eyed children
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Don't even think about it, kid!
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It's the digitally re-Enhanced re-Release
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Yes, everything's new. New is better!
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For instance, the scene at the bus stop.
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Our club's president, treasurer, and secretary
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Look, we went to george lucas' house
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With a cool island song!
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Oh god, i'm gonna have to do this myself!
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The tweeked-Out kid?
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Ah!
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All your life has been the pursuit of seeing a great film.
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This- Is improved history.
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♪ the air is fresh and the people are free ♪
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All the old prints in celebration!
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It's beautiful!
Aired 15 years ago - Jul 03, 2002

Father Maxi is concerned with all the molestation claims that have been placed against the Catholic Church recently. After most of his parishioners turn to Atheism as an answer, he travels to the Vatican to get some answers.

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No.No. No...
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Let's all be atheists!
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What would the priest...
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Why would he put anything in your butts?
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Oh, dude, i think i might have it. What?
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Hmm?
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Down with god!
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But attendance at my church in fort rollins is down 63%.
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Yes, but we've got to find out why these children
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Well, i mean, obviously what we need to put a stop to
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The doors are closed.
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Is part of the catholic priest's way of life.
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Well, cartman?
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I can't do it with you guys watching.
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There you go... uh... gratsie.
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Rhohhh...
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Of children being molested by men of the church.
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It's only a matter of time before they get the rest of us!
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Rumble!Rumble! Aaagh!
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Rumble!Rumble! Yeah!
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Or i could get two broncos trading packs for 10 apiece.
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Cartman shoved his lunch up his ass
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Hwaaaaaa...
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What exactly do you suggest we change, father maxi?
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To have sex...
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I'm just saying that what works on planet gelgamek
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You see, father, the holy document of vatican law
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Well we have to try, our religion is dying!
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Mmmmm, kyle's money...
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"If i put food up my ass will i crap out my mouth?"
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Therefore, i believe that intero-Rectogestion
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The mayor of south park has announced that
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Everyone knows that some foods are simple to shove up the ass;
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Not right now, i just want to focus on my turkey right now.
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We'll be right back with more.
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I'm trying to find the holy document of vatican law
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And that scroll may be our only hope.
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Very well... here we go.
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Oh my god, a rattlesnake!
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Ooh!Ooh! Ooh!
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That's true.
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The religious right in this country
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And he has the holy document of vatican law!
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The pope wants to say something!
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The vatican rules cannot be changed.
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But the holy document of vatican law states that-
Aired 15 years ago - Jun 26, 2002

Professor Chaos returns with brand new, super evil, schemes to wreak havoc on South Park; unfortunately, the Simpsons have already done them all. Meanwhile, a super secret ingredient helps Cartman's "Sea People" evolve at an alarming rate.

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 10, 2002

Butters isn’t working out and Cartman, Kyle and Stan decide to fire him and hold auditions for his replacement. Becoming an outcast, Butters becomes a super-villain with plans to cause chaos wherever he goes.

Aired 15 years ago - Apr 03, 2002

The boys have to sit through "The Russell Crowe Show" in order to see the premiere of the trailer for the new Terrance and Phillip movie. Meanwhile, Chef’s new TV has taken on a life of its own.

Aired 15 years ago - Mar 27, 2002

The boys learn where veal comes from and they decide to save the calves by hiding them in Stan’s room, where they all intend to stay until the calves are guaranteed their safety. During the siege Stan develops symptoms of an illness caused by his new vegan diet.

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Have butters kiss it!
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Then use the torch to cut a hole in the roof.
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I said that's far enough!
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Oh, at least i have an ass, jew!
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Oh yeah, they're too weak to move.
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And then float the calves on a river of blood.
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Check it out, you guys, i'm calf curling.
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I sure did!
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Hello, mrs. Marsh!
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I'm sure this is just some kind of misunderstanding.
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Stanly, this isn't up for discussion.
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Without telling me what it was!
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I'd pay for it the rest of my life.
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Because i'm gonna tell you-
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Yeah!Yeah! Yeah!
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Ha! Give me 15 seconds with kyle,
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And didn't tell me what it was!
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Don't panic, i'll tell you what to say.
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Us parents are going to go to pizza shack
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We didn't make it, your mom is right, douche bag,
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Miss cartman, this is a battle of will.
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Good night, chastity.
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No, cartman, we're not eating a calf.
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See, now we can hold out for weeks!
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You become a pussy.
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We were just sleeping
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No, this is exactly what we wanted.
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So, hbc will now be switching programming
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Oh sorry, i thought you were mr. Pickles.
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Yeah! Hooray!
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Oh, jesus christ.
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Get me a hard line to the phone in that house.
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It's some negotiator named mike, what do i do?
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All right, how about this?
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I'm just a guy from lakewood trying to make ends meet.
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You're giving my baby guns?
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We had a deal. Do you think i'm stupid?
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You're giving them a missile?!
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But i couldn't get you north and south dakota.
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Yes, all we need to do in return
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I have ever seen in action!
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Who have to go without veal for dinner.
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We've got terrorists making demands and we need your help.
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Pick me up, i... i want to see.
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Start the engine and put her in gear.
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Captain, this whole thing is ridiculous.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 20, 2002

The boys learn that disfigured people get prizes for appearing on a talk show and they sign Butters up. When the prize he gets can’t be shared, Cartman has his mother join him on a segment called, "Please Help My out of Control Child."

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They're always making crazy masks and special effects
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Unh-Uh, unh-Uh, unh-Uh.
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Well, come on, guys.
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We made a plaster mold of his chin
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All right, the original avid cut of "star wars episode one".
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At the gate in new york.
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Girl-With-Rapid-Aging-Disease, disfigured-Country-Singer.
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Just take a seat on the couch, kid, i'll be back in a minute.
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Oprah two times, jenny jones once,
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To make sure our industry is protected.
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Not after they saw what we did to lobster boy.
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What?
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We're glad you agree.
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Which caused his testicles and scrotum to grow from his chin.
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So, is it tough being... different?
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Do the kids at school make fun of you
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Chin-Ball-Boy... and ball-Chin-Boy.
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Well, napoleon, we have a surprise for you.
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Go on, you're going right now.
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I'd like to come on and talk about my disorder
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Does she worry about you doing drugs and having sex
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Could you go on the maury povich show with me
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Oh, i've got such a great mother,
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Oh gee, i didn't mean to almost kill grandma.
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Putting balls on my chin and lying about it.
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They wanna kill me for not being a real freak.
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Oh christ, what a pickle.
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We've got big news- The union is striking.
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I'm not grounded.
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Who think their children are out of control.
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Then she says my cooze is all dried up
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You, suckers!
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I might not win the prize.
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They say they can get plenty of other stupid guests
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It's just that parents are- I can't picket.
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Oh, right, my bad.
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So, miss cartman, you can't control your child?
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It's my hot body, i'll do what i want.
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Miss cartman, what does your son to like to do?
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Oh yeah? I roam with 12 gangs.
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Better prizes!
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We're your family, too, napoleon.
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I'm sorry, but the government
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Prepare the video sabotage.
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Whatever! I'll do what i want!
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Back into the original "star wars" movie.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 13, 2002

With their parents stuck in Time Share Hell, our boys are on their own on the slopes of Aspen, circa 1985. Stan gets challenged to a ski race and must win in order to save the youth center, get the girl, and free the trapped spirits of the Wakacha Vampire Indians. Not that he really cares.

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But you go meet your ski instructor on the bunny hill.
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We're gonna take it slow, take it easy,
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If you run into another skier your skis are gonna cross-
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Then to go faster, we put them parallel like...
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Okay, mike, ski down to me.
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He french fried when he should've pizza'd.
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Because of the two nights free deal.
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And pick the time you want to stay.
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I've got a little place in aspen.
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Your ad said we only had to attend a 30-Minute meeting.
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Looks like you think you're a pretty good skier, huh, kid?
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Dude, i'm just learning.
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Not bad.
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All right, look, we've been here for over three hours.
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You'll receive one of three great prizes.
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Oh, all right!
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Who cares? I'm having more fun on my own.
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I mean, a girl's gotta look out for her best interests.
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You and me at the summit, now.
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Ha! You're going down, little boy.
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He's got him, tad's gonna win it!
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Oh my god, look how long the lift lines are.
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Yeah, we may not have gotten to ski earlier,
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Oh, god damn it!
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Where are all us kids supposed to go?
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We're proud to have the winner of today's race,
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♪ stan darsh darshy darsh ♪
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I raced you, you won.
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Tomorrow afternoon, on the k-13.
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Oh, darsh, you're even dumber than i thought, again.
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Look, i can't explain it but i have to do this.
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You see, that ski run was once a burial ground
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Hey, you can leave any time you want.
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I hope you don't blame me for all that.
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You're visitors #1,000.
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If you ski out of your league, you're gonna have a bad time.
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♪ and you've got to reach your prime ♪
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♪ remind everyone of what's going on ♪
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♪ from just a beginner to a pro ♪
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♪ in a montage
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You two gentlemen are offering part-Time
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Oh, jesus.
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For tad versus stan on the k-13.
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Tad's got the lead.
Aired 15 years ago - Mar 06, 2002

The boys decide to fatten up Butters so that he can lose weight by eating at their favorite restaurant just like Jared, the sub sandwich guy. Jared, who is making an appearance in town reveals another secret to his weight loss, he has aides.

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It says i only ate a half-Size lean turkey sandwich
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He lost weight because he ate less of them and exercised.
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Who do you think i'm talking about, butters,
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He'll be able to take the weight off faster.
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♪ city wok brought him down to a size four ♪
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I know, i know.
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I've had aides since before we were together.
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We can still get married, christine.
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I better tell everyone the truth.
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Oh, no no no- I ain't getting married,
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I'm running out, children.
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So here he is... jared!
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It wasn't just subway sandwiches that made me thin.
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That you should all go out and get aides!
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The business deal of a lifetime.
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Because then you can pay us
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Jared, first of all
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Excuse me... am i being fired?
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Come on, butters you gotta get skinny again!
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Nobody loves you!
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Yeah, maybe they're all just jealous
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They're not gonna want him to just make one commercial,
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Yeah, you're still fat!
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All prepared for liposuction surgery.
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Okay now, put one end of the tube
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All right, it's working.
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Everything's getting sparkly.
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Self-Performed liposuction surgery in our house?
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Where the big liar, jared is once again about to speak.
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But now i understand that it's because isn't fair
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That each and every one of you gets aides.
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Aides for everyone!
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I told you my parents would be sore.
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Yup.
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Loosen up, you bloody vaginal belch.
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Why doesn't anyone want me to give them aides?
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Here's the before- And-After photos.
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I don't want chitty wok to have nothing to do
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Hello.
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Hey, that's some anthrax over there!
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No, you don't understand.
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We're so sorry, jared.
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Oh, no wonder she left.
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Well, don't you see what this means?