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Season 14

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 17, 2010

Stan's life is a shambles both at home and in school. Randy's obsession with the Food Network Is changing everything. It even forces Sharon to explore a new interest of her own.

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 10, 2010

The Coon shows himself to be even more evil than the dark lord, Cthulhu, as he punishes his former partners in Coon & Friends. Kenny McCormick, is wrestling with the weight of his own super power through his alter-ego, Mysterion. Will Coon and Friends save the day? Will Mysterion ever come to terms with his ability to defy death? All this as the nation waits and wonders: Where is Captain Hindsight? MORE -LESS

Aired 7 years ago - Nov 03, 2010

Led by Mysterion, Coon and Friends are working together to help the people in the Gulf who are at the mercy of the dark lord, Cthulhu. The Coon, scorned by his fellow super heroes and now working alone, is out for revenge.

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That super hero group that's helping with the Gulf spill!
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with all her might, but the Coon was too much for her.
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Timmy!
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It has all been foretold in the Necronomicon.
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But I think we better find out.
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Whoever did this to our base was looking for something.
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Wanting to become the best known reporter in the country, Jack
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fighting for peace and the American way.
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Where are the pictures?
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go home, and I've missed like four days of school now cuz... Alright, enough!
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Because I could realize I should have killed you all!
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My mom did tell me to be home I said it's fine, just go!
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The Coon!
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The super humans I speak of are right now working on plans to destroy you.
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Where are you going?
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I immediately know how it could have been avoided.
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I wake up in my bed, wearing my same old clothes.
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Should I admit we've made mistakes?
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Should I forget about the past and not care about my powers?
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They're my technicians.
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and go back to my original team?
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history and the means for summoning them.
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So these people have been waiting for Cthulhu a long time.
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Clyde... Clyde, I told you this morning to take the garbage out!
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After days of killing and conquering, Cthulhu is at rest,
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What the hell do you want this time?
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Ten years ago you were arrested for being in some kind of cult.
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What happened at those meetings?
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I think they still do.
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The dark ancient god Cthulhu has called for a press conference.
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instantly recognizable brand name of the Coon, we intend to
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Well, I guess we have the right to banish them to a dark oblivion, don't we?
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Well, for all our South Park Cthulhu cult members, old and
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I'm so freaking stoked that.
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"That is not dead, which can eternal lie."
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Mysterion?
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Where are you Captain Hindsight?
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Good. Cuz if I had to go to pe class again, I was gonna kill myself.
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It means Cthulhu is going to get rid of all the posers and
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Life will become death and I will watch the crimson blood leak from your neck!
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 27, 2010

The Coon now leads an entire team of crime-fighters. They are ready to take their place among the worlds most admired and beloved super heroes. But much to the Coons dismay, someone else keeps beating them to the punch. The nation looks to another hero to get them through the BP disaster and dissention develops within the ranks of Coon and friends.

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Don't talk to us like that, mom. We're super heroes.
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Those people will die if we don't do something.
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Whatever is happening, you need help from the Coon. And friends.
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The roof should have been reinforced so a helicopter could
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Let's pack it up.
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It's just ridiculous to me
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Now we can eat in peace.
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How did that get there, Randy?
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The Coon has to signal his friends when a catastrophe breaks out.
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He has to join us.
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Who cares if he's not part of Coon and friends?
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Collect that oil.
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Take a look at this.
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There's a loogie my scrimp.
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If we can't stop it, the spill could reach New Orleans.
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they should have installed a back up valve in case that broke.
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Thank you, Captain Hindsight.
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The Captain is very busy dealing with the gulf oil crisis.
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You have been preapproved to
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We have other rigs catching fire.
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If you refuse to be a part of that union, you're a scab.
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President and CEO of BP.
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BP, we no longer the earth, we BP it.
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How do we get the pictures?
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You want us to take pictures to blackmail Captain Hindsight.
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My true identity is secret.
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Are you the boss now? -No.
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As we walked along the road to the grocery store, any Coon
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Another crisis in the gulf of Mexico as the oil company BP has
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Now hundreds of creatures from another dimension are spilling
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Something came up.
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Of course, it's Courtney Love.
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I should have never kept that bottle of MacAllen in the pantry.
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With Captain Hindsight missing who can save the gulf now?
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Hey, we need to discuss things with what?
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I'm the Coon.
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Mom, what the are you doing?
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It's going to take more than another I'm sorry campaign to
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 20, 2010

When Stan is sent to the school counselor because he's holding on to an obscene number of useless possessions, he realizes that Mr. Mackey has a hoarding disorder too.

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it definitely sounds bad, ok.
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rape you in the mouth,
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We don't know a lot about what causes hoarding
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people hoard animals like cats.
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All right, everyone,
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But I'm actually herding sheep.
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That sounds like it could be bad.
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Blowing the cloud.
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It means Mr. mackey's childhood regression dream
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it is possible to enter into someone else's dreams.
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and then everyone in the dream
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I can make things with light like a birds, ok, clowns, ok.
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You can hide in your house for now, mackey,
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Does something really bad happened on the field trip?
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All right. You want to risk your ass, fine.
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I don't belong here.
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Dad, is that you?
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You've got to stop mackey and bring us back to reality.
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Off chart? What does that mean?
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Four people stuck in his dream.
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No, like a nightmare with in a nightmare.
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But your husband will think were in Hasselbeck dreams.
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it's so complex and cool.
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If they don't, it will be the end of Europe as we know it.
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help keep America looking good
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are somehow trapped in one person's dream?
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A double Decker taco supreme.
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Because the firemen dreams aren't like dreams at all.
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that way we'll be in the counselor's deepest level of sub...
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Stand up to them this time.
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I'm going to stand and face what happens, mkay?
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Wineed to get help from the most powerful dream infiltrator in the world.
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You're looking healthy.
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I said I'm done with it.
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Then you should have no problem covering it up.
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You're going to fight back?
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We got them, the bad memories are dead.
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Unless the bullies aren't the source of the counselor's bad memory.
Aired 7 years ago - Oct 13, 2010

New Jersey is rapidly taking over the nation one state at a time and their next stop is South Park.

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 06, 2010

Cartman wants to race with the pros and he's ready to do whatever it takes to make it happen. He's afraid that no matter how hard he tries, he'll never reach the level of the other NASCAR drivers. Working with Butters as his pit boss, Cartman pulls out all the stops to compete in the race of his life.

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Here.
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I'm gonna get as poor and stupid as I possibly can.
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Now I don't know about you, but I am thrilled to watch Nascar...
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So I went out and bought you all $58 worth of canned food and blankets!
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You don't have a penny left!
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When a woman isn't feeling her freshest, she turns to vagisil.
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For the freshest, cleanest femine area, do what others women do?
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Which one do I use to kill brain cells?
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Little boy, what are you doing?
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Let's go Nascar!
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Eric, you were as poor and stupid as you could be.
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How bad is it, doctor?
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Oh donkey balls.
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...yours takes the retard cake!
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Tom, the Nascar fan got into a car here on sunday and crashed in the lake behind me.
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...but that this time, he will win.
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Dude, what the fucking are doing.
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Am I right? That's it, right?
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I've had to go buy stuff with 0% down and no payments for two years myself,...
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Young man, your Nascar stunt has brought a lot of attention to vagisil,...
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...and so vagisil has a little present for you.
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Dude, check it out Kenny!
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We are now live at the Nascar press conference...
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We gotta graftin' banks and specs and it's like an oval...
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...your brake working so you can stop sometimes.
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Can we just get back to the subject of racing, please?
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Whew, we're gonna need to get even poorer and stupider, Butters.
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So I'm pretty pissed off at what I found out.
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So ya'll be sure to catch us in our next race.
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Thank you, Chris.
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Her vagina, on the other hand, clears the room and makes it uninhabitable for weeks.
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That means ya flip the switch that says engine!
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It's people like you that are giving Nascar a bad name.
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All right. I'm gonna press the gas pedal and I'm gonna go forward.
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Gas pedal!
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What do you think, Mr. Hammil?
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And available nationwide.
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You see that? Danica Patrick tried to get in my way.
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Get out of the way, you idiots.I'm tryin' to win this damn thing.
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What the hell are you doing?
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Aired 7 years ago - Apr 28, 2010

Competition is the name of the game this summer. There is no time for Jimmy and his friends to slack off. They're working to be this year's champions at summer camp. Jimmy suits up and prepares to shred in the annual surfing contest.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 21, 2010

Angry celebrities, violent ginger kids and Mecha Streisand are about to destroy South Park and all anyone wants to know is, “Who is Eric Cartman’s father?”

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 14, 2010

While on a school field trip, Stan accidentally insults Tom Cruise and sets off a chain reaction. 200 previously ridiculed celebrities stand strong in a class action lawsuit against the town of South Park.

Aired 7 years ago - Apr 07, 2010

Kyle "friended" the wrong person and now all of his old friends are deserting him. His situation is desperate. Kyle looks for help from the one person who has always been there for him.

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 31, 2010

State Law in Colorado says it's legal to smoke pot if you have a physician's reference. Randy is the first-in-line to buy some but he's turned away because there's absolutely nothing wrong with him. Randy is desperate to get a medical excuse to smoke some weed but meanwhile, Cartman will do anything to get his beloved fried chicken restaurant back.

Aired 7 years ago - Mar 24, 2010

The boys are given a controversial book to read in school that both excites and inspires them to write one of their own. When the boys discover that Stan's mom has found their masterpiece, their new motivation is how they can stay out of trouble.

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Yeah, we could get a book banned way more than this one.
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When scrotie mcboogerballs awoke to find his -- Ew!
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Walking out of his house he spotted a bloody and pus covered --
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Our son and his friends wrote it!
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When scrotie mcboogerballs awoke to find his -- Ew!
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No, no!That's just wrong!
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Well?
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This is -- This is pulitzer prize stuff.
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If i'm going down somebody has to go down with me!
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It's gonna blow!
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We've all read the book now,
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That this is one of the of the best books we've ever read!
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Hey, wait a minute. That's ours!
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And it is also being called literary genius.
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And has been translated into 26 languages.
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Butters, what the fuck do you think you're doing?
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Butters doesn't deserve any credit for scrotie mcboogerballs!
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I've learned you're nothin' but phonies!
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And has now spawned tvs most popular game show!
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Who is mentioned 465 times.
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Joining us now is the author of the book, leopold stotch,
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I have to come right to my room after school.
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Sorry.
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Kill ronald reagan, kill ronald reagan!
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This book is nothing, but smut and vulgari
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That is such a simplistic view.
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No writer would take the time to make fun of sarah jessica parker
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And we can't -- What?
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The artist has announced that he is working on a second novel,
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Will it be as sick and disgusting as your first book.
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It's .
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We don't have to kill her.
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People waiting for their turn to get inside the book store and read the novel.
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Of the first five chapters of the book here live in our studio!
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Douglas had to poop.
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I like poop.
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We don't have to do this!
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As poop came out his wiener in a long, thin strip.
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And so, when the pee got mixed with the poop it smelled like a butt.
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But it's like he's gone back to his roots.
Aired 7 years ago - Mar 17, 2010

The nation's top scientists come together to put a stop to the recent phenomenon of rich, successful men who suddenly want to have sex with many, many women. After extensive testing, some of the fourth grade boys in South Park Elementary are diagnosed as sex addicts.

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We need to find out if any young people might be carrying this disease.
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And then I am going to ask you a question about the picture.
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I will then ask a question which you will answer on the paper provided.
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Now I'd like to see, who answered 'what handkerchief?'
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I'm sorry, but you are simply too dangerous to have around normal, well-adjusted students.
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But then as you keep chasing your high your tastes will get more and more dangerous.
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Then you pass out from lack of air, and apparently it makes your orgasm super awesome.
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In fourth graders, 5% of male students were found to be sex addicts.
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Young people all over America are infected and at an extreme risk to themselves and to the people around them.
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But what about us, normal healthy adults? Are we at risk of exposure?
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Whatever is causing this outbreak we guarantee we will find it.
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Oh my god, it's true.
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You mother fucker! I never should have married you!
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Alright, sex addict. What other destructive behaviors did we engage in, which lead to our ultimate downfall?
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What else? Mr. Clinton?
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Now, the reason we are making this list is that we have new members today!
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Does you mom have big tits?
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Aww gee wiz.
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Now watch. We are going to give it a lot of money.
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Alrighty! Now, we all know the destructive behavior that got us into this predicament, don't we?
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In order to make sure we are no longer destroying our lives with any of these behaviors, we must avoid... anyone?
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So, how do we avoid getting caught. Ben Roethlisberger.
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What the fuck are you talking about?
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Yeah, it's me. We've got a turd in the punch bowl.
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It appears that money has a direct affect on the virus' ability to develop.
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You mean boys will start working towards being rich and successful just so they can one day have sex with lots of women?
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We believe something is happening at Independence Hall that gives money its power over men.
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This is highly classified, but in 1947, a flying saucer was discovered in Roswell, New Mexico.
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And you think these aliens could be back with a new virus, one originating from Independence Hall causing rich successful men to have sex with lots of women?
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Some have speculated that my wife somehow hurt or attacked me on thanksgiving night.
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Oh dude, you found another girls phone number on my cell phone?
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We are on our way to help take care of your diseases once and for all!
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We must be careful. The alien could have cast some kind of spell of invisibility.
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I mean come on, this is getting a little ridiculous. Wizard alien?
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By all accounts the alien is also a wizard who could very easily be the cause of the outbreak of sex addiction in our country!
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Son we were told that you think sex addition can be controlled that it just takes restraint. Is that true?
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The bastard has gotta be upstairs!
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It's gonna get you boys! Shoot it!