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Season 22

Aired 3 days ago - Oct 17, 2018

Butters is selling vape pens and all kinds of fruity-flavored vape accessories at school. Meanwhile, Randy decides he should move the family to the country and take up farming.

Aired 10 days ago - Oct 10, 2018

Mr. Hankey must defend his character or lose everything that is important to him. Mr. Hankey’s offensive behavior puts him in jeopardy of being fired as the Director of the Annual Christmas Pageant. Meanwhile, at South Park Elementary, Strong Woman and PC Principal face a whole new set of challenges in their relationship.

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Nope. We're just gonna forget about it
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[ALL KNOCKING ON DOOR]
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Oh. Jesus Christ, dude.
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Yeeeahhhh.
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The fact is, I couldn't sleep last night,
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The vice principal has asked to speak with you today.
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That's right, Strong Woman.
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So... So, we'd like to have all our students
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[GURGLE, GUSH]
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No, I'm talking about what you tweeted last night.
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I'm afraid we have no other option but to fire you
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It's okay. We'll be at the hospital soon. Just keep breathing.
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to get knocked up by my boss...
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They can't just fire me from the Christmas show!
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Okay, okay, look, I know... It wasn't a good joke.
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Well, I thought maybe I could get them
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And I just thought maybe we could
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[SADLY] Howwwwdy ho.
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Me? What can I do?
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The quintuplets are all healthy and resting away.
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Funny. That's exactly what their mother said.
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It's okay! It's okay! They left! They left!
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Not getting the stink on me.
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My babies! Where are they?
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All I want to do is help.
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See that it is done by back-to-school night.
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And now, live from the town courthouse,
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"Everyone in South Park is a goddamn douche bag"?
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In 2005, you said that...
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If we don't stop wasting our time,
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(BLEEP) all you and (BLEEP) this whole system!
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Oh no, no. They're not very PC, at all.
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Shhhh! Is everything all right?
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Gee-whiz. Thanks for comin' out with me, Kyle.
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Sometimes, when I take Ambien,
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when Christmas is just around the corner?!
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We can bring the whole spirit of the holidays early!
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I don't care how restless you get tonight.
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- Yes, they are. - [GIGGLES]
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Come on, everybody! Get over here!
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♪ Christmastime is here ♪
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Let's not forget that boys and girls
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Uh, uh, look, what is the holiday season about?
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Lemme go, Kyle! These people are idiots!
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♪♪
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Uh-huh.
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Kyle! Kyle, please!
Aired 17 days ago - Oct 03, 2018

A very special relationship has developed between Butters and the Parish Priest. When the town finds the church doors locked and no sign of the pair, they call in the Catholic Church.

Aired 24 days ago - Sep 26, 2018

Randy is desperate to help Sharon get her emotions under control and Cartman unexpectedly fails his math test.

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Who shot up the schoo-- Was it you?
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Why are you all acting like this is normal?
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where they were supposed to be safe!
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Things can seem like a little bigger deal
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Whelp, another three days of this, probably.
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you might have heard from the other kids here at school.
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So if, you know, you feel like there's a need to come after me
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Come on, Rog! You never saw "Black Panther?"
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How exactly did Token manipulate your grades, Eric?
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Over this way! Into the cafeteria!
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We have to ask ourselves
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sometimes you have to be kind of... crazy?
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I agree with my wife.
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It's become a camp-out for the homeless.
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Anybody need a drink?
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My mom said if I flunk another math test,
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I got hall monitor duty.
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What else is he lying about?
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I have to start walking on eggshells.
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Okay, Sharon. Cool.
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Well, Randy, have you stopped to think
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I don't even know what that is.
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actually stop producing eggs, it's a significant change.
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It's good you sought the advice of a medical professional
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for up to two years.
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That's... really none of your business.
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Cartman: $1.3 billion domestic box office.
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Hello, Mom and Dad.
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I live in constant fear that I won't be there
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God damn it!
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had those dreams about his dead father.
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on "Black Panther" family discussion night?
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No. No, he'd have no reason to falsely claim
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It just started.
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♪ To tell the story of how great a love can be? ♪
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You saw "Black Panther" without your parents' permission.
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I didn't see "Black Panther."
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♪ She fills my heart with very special things ♪
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I swear on my mother's life.
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You don't care what I said because you did see it...
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But now, it's over.
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It's already fourth period?
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Randy was just trying to make you feel loved
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You just got your period this morning.
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Every day, we hear about another school shooting!