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Season 4  "Working for Caligula"  4x1

Aired 18 years ago - Sep 18, 2006

Charlie returns to his bachelor lifestyle after Alan moves out of the house. Alan suffers a breakdown after his divorce from Kandi.

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 1
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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
Still living the dream?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
I had forgotten how much fun you can have on top of a washing machine.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
I'm your brother!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
Aren't you listening to me? Kandi doesn't love me anymore, my marriage is over,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
instead of sponging off me, 'cause you have money now, right?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
Come on, you're all I have left in this world!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
Yeah.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
I was so close!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
you liked Kandi very much, but she and I have decided that
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
600 dollars!?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
But you never called.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
What do you want me to do, Jake?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
Uncle Charlie, this is not my first divorce.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
Don't worry, I have a plan.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
Starting to see a real little man there.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
get real drunk,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
Everything I've tried to do in my life has ended in complete, abject, failure.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
You know what?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
A broke-ass, middle-aged guy marries a...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
Hey, the kid and I are going to the movies, you want to come?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
Just close the door on the way out.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33
Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
Did he also tell you I want to be alone?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
Yes, baby?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
Trust me, this pain will pass.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
white, hot resentment that empowers you to commit unspeakable actions.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
Uncle Charlie is gonna take me back to Mom's now...
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
You're still depressed?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
See ya'.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
Is he still crawled up like a cocktail shrimp?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Yeah yeah yeah, you know what I mean.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
The important question is: do we stop him?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
I'm afraid so.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
Good one.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
Oh sweetie, you just can't see the big picture, can you?
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Well, perhaps, but more importantly, it's a reflection on me.
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
you're penniless,
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
You have nowhere to go but up!
 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
I've had my heart shattered,

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Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 2 #2 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 3
Still living the dream?
#3 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 4
I had forgotten how much fun you can have on top of a washing machine.
#4 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 5
I'm your brother!
#5 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 6
Aren't you listening to me? Kandi doesn't love me anymore, my marriage is over,
#6 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 7
instead of sponging off me, 'cause you have money now, right?
#7 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 8 #8 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 9
Come on, you're all I have left in this world!
#9 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 10 #10 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 11
Yeah.
#11 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 12
I was so close!
#12 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 13 #13 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 14 #14 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 15 #15 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 16
you liked Kandi very much, but she and I have decided that
#16 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 17 #17 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 18
600 dollars!?
#18 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 19
But you never called.
#19 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 20
What do you want me to do, Jake?
#20 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 21 #21 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 22
Uncle Charlie, this is not my first divorce.
#22 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 23
Don't worry, I have a plan.
#23 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 24 #24 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 25
Starting to see a real little man there.
#25 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 26
get real drunk,
#26 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 27
Everything I've tried to do in my life has ended in complete, abject, failure.
#27 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 28
You know what?
#28 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 29
A broke-ass, middle-aged guy marries a...
#29 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 31
Hey, the kid and I are going to the movies, you want to come?
#31 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 32
Just close the door on the way out.
#32 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 34
Did he also tell you I want to be alone?
#34 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 35
Yes, baby?
#35 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 36
Trust me, this pain will pass.
#36 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 37
white, hot resentment that empowers you to commit unspeakable actions.
#37 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 38
Uncle Charlie is gonna take me back to Mom's now...
#38 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 39
You're still depressed?
#39 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 40
See ya'.
#40 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 41
Is he still crawled up like a cocktail shrimp?
#41 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 42
Yeah yeah yeah, you know what I mean.
#42 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 43
The important question is: do we stop him?
#43 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 44
I'm afraid so.
#44 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 45
Good one.
#45 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 46
Oh sweetie, you just can't see the big picture, can you?
#46 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 47
Well, perhaps, but more importantly, it's a reflection on me.
#47 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 48
you're penniless,
#48 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 49
You have nowhere to go but up!
#49 Recap of Two and a Half Men Season 4 Episode 1 (S04E01) - 50
I've had my heart shattered,
#50