S3 E9
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Season 3  "And the Pastry Porn"  3x9

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 18, 2013

Max decides to apply to the Manhattan School of Pastry and bakes a tart for her entrance exam.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
You can't afford two arms.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
I was trapped under this big truck.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
Oh, I'm jealous I don't have arm to wear cheap jewelry.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Relax, she's tough. Reminds me of a young me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
I didn't get this far in this business by taking help.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Can you give us a hand?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
It's just the body in its natural form, spread-eagle on a motorcycle.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Hey, is this a brochure for pastry school?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Come on, I really think that this is something we should talk about.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Max, you never came home after you stormed out, so I brought you your uniform.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Well, maybe your new broommate
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Just like having those porn magazines
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Tuition is only $3,000 a year. A lot, but doable.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Here we are, Max. Your dream starts now.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Can you help me? She's holding me against my will.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Hi.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
I wasn't expecting something this high-pressure my first day back.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
I was a chef here once. And then I wasn't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
French, indeed. I'm chef Nicolas Saintcroix,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
It looks like Bebe forgot the second page.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Then she wasn't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Okay, well, maybe you will. Nice meeting you both.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
I got plenty of time. Besides, pressure ups my game.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
A tart's just like a cookie with some pudding on it, right?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Turns out a tart's more than a cookie with some pudding on it!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I'm a tart who can't make a tart!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
No, you can do this. Here. Here. This still looks ready to go.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
You haven't even finished the shell? That's the easiest part!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
I finally found a situation my boobs can't get me out of!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
She is going to make her own tart.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You're not safe. Leave.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
The first man to tell me that is in jail.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
This is exciting, huh?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
It's flaky, creamy...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
I will talk it over with my faculty and we will let you know.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Relax. I am returning what I took.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
At least give me back my gift card from Sephora.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Lot of people talking about my chili in that bathroom.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Behold, the rarest sight of them all.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
That's why I didn't get into law school.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
I am going down there right now
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Hey, you. Tart tease, we need a word.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
I'm going to have to remove myself from the situation and go sit in the hallway.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
I act like I don't want anything because I never got anything I wanted.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 50

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I was trapped under this big truck.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 4
Oh, I'm jealous I don't have arm to wear cheap jewelry.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
Relax, she's tough. Reminds me of a young me.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 6
I didn't get this far in this business by taking help.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 7
Can you give us a hand?
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 8
It's just the body in its natural form, spread-eagle on a motorcycle.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 9
Hey, is this a brochure for pastry school?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 10
Come on, I really think that this is something we should talk about.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Max, you never came home after you stormed out, so I brought you your uniform.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Well, maybe your new broommate
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Just like having those porn magazines
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14 #14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
Tuition is only $3,000 a year. A lot, but doable.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Here we are, Max. Your dream starts now.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
Can you help me? She's holding me against my will.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Hi.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
I wasn't expecting something this high-pressure my first day back.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
I was a chef here once. And then I wasn't.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21 #21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
French, indeed. I'm chef Nicolas Saintcroix,
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
It looks like Bebe forgot the second page.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Then she wasn't.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
Okay, well, maybe you will. Nice meeting you both.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
I got plenty of time. Besides, pressure ups my game.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
A tart's just like a cookie with some pudding on it, right?
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Turns out a tart's more than a cookie with some pudding on it!
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
I'm a tart who can't make a tart!
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
No, you can do this. Here. Here. This still looks ready to go.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
You haven't even finished the shell? That's the easiest part!
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
I finally found a situation my boobs can't get me out of!
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
She is going to make her own tart.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
You're not safe. Leave.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
The first man to tell me that is in jail.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
This is exciting, huh?
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
It's flaky, creamy...
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
I will talk it over with my faculty and we will let you know.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
Relax. I am returning what I took.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
At least give me back my gift card from Sephora.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
Lot of people talking about my chili in that bathroom.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Behold, the rarest sight of them all.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43 #43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
That's why I didn't get into law school.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
I am going down there right now
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
Hey, you. Tart tease, we need a word.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
I'm going to have to remove myself from the situation and go sit in the hallway.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48 #48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 49
I act like I don't want anything because I never got anything I wanted.
#49
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