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Season 3  "And the Kickstarter"  3x2

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 30, 2013

Caroline tries to raise money for an expensive pair of new pants through an online fundraising site. Meanwhile, Max’s new smartphone comes between her and Caroline.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 1
Max, they sell clothes by the pound.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Well, that and a lot of febreze, which reminds me...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
Did you see the high-fashion model shoot?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Oh, and there's my first-favorite scent.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
like Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
and give my regards to Mrs. Doubtfire.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
and even though her feet were split open,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
And I like my old flip.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
And if you can, can I?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
You are getting that free phone,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Well, obviously, they don't have anything.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Let's shop.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Where can I get a new flip phone?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Oh, here it is. I have it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
According to Judge Joe Brown, it was not related.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Pick 'em up, get a feel, hold it in your hand for a while.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Wow. These sample texts are getting kind of racy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Now, tell me, what are your phone needs?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
I have a hole in my butt.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Max, I might be a virgin again.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
My first call.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
I had to take her call.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Scrolling.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Oh, perfect.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
Oh, they're not gonna know it's me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Hi. I can't tell you my name,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
having the most fun I've ever had.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
and then turn it into a dog and then call it a doggie bag.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
then I promise I will give back to the community,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
of amazing dries van Noten silk brocade pants... super cute.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
And action.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
For $500, you can come here
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Well, Earl, I guess desperation cuts like a knife.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Uh, hello?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
You're group-texting insults about me!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Oh! Oh, my God!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Hey, Han insists we can't leave tonight without doing our side work,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
♪ They don't want to do nothing with they life ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Okay, let me see.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
can you see it through the window?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
I hear you, Max, but I just can't believe
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Look what your $10 is buying you!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Why are you acting weird?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
She's gonna look at it, isn't she, Earl?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
You know how I am. Ask Earl. Earl, help.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 2
Well, that and a lot of febreze, which reminds me...
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 3
Did you see the high-fashion model shoot?
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 4
Oh, and there's my first-favorite scent.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 5
like Ryan Seacrest and Simon Cowell.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 6
and give my regards to Mrs. Doubtfire.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 7
and even though her feet were split open,
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 8
And I like my old flip.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 9
And if you can, can I?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 10
You are getting that free phone,
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 11
Well, obviously, they don't have anything.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 12
Let's shop.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 13
Where can I get a new flip phone?
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 14
Oh, here it is. I have it.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 15
According to Judge Joe Brown, it was not related.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 16
Pick 'em up, get a feel, hold it in your hand for a while.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 17
Wow. These sample texts are getting kind of racy.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 18 #18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 19
Now, tell me, what are your phone needs?
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 20
I have a hole in my butt.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 21
Max, I might be a virgin again.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 22
My first call.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 23
I had to take her call.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 24
Scrolling.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 25
Oh, perfect.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 26
Oh, they're not gonna know it's me.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 27
Hi. I can't tell you my name,
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 28
having the most fun I've ever had.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 29
and then turn it into a dog and then call it a doggie bag.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 30
then I promise I will give back to the community,
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 31
of amazing dries van Noten silk brocade pants... super cute.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 32
For $20, I'll send them a selfie without pants.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 33
And action.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 34
For $500, you can come here
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 35 #35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 36
Well, Earl, I guess desperation cuts like a knife.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 37 #37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 38
Uh, hello?
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 39 #39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 40
You're group-texting insults about me!
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 41
Oh! Oh, my God!
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 42
Hey, Han insists we can't leave tonight without doing our side work,
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 43
♪ They don't want to do nothing with they life ♪
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 44
Okay, let me see.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 45
can you see it through the window?
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 46
I hear you, Max, but I just can't believe
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 47
Look what your $10 is buying you!
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 48
Why are you acting weird?
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 49
She's gonna look at it, isn't she, Earl?
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 2 (S03E02) - 50
You know how I am. Ask Earl. Earl, help.
#50