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Season 3  "And the Girlfriend Experience"  3x7

Aired 9 years ago - Nov 04, 2013

After Han emails photos of a stripper’s face to his mother claiming she’s his girlfriend, he begs Max and Caroline to find her and convince her to play his girlfriend when his mother arrives from Korea.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
Low, bitchy... I respect that.
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Thanks, doll. You'se twos can have a seat on that couch.
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I am sure I can manage to not offend her.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Been waitin' my whole life.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
Hold your roll, girl. We're spending a lot of Han's money here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
that I don't judge you for because I'm very open-minded.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
Okay, sit. Let's do this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Yeah, girl, work that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
Oh, peek-a-boo, there's your head.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
And I'm willing to pay you to show me how to do that with my hips.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
And I cannot be a latent bisexual with everything else already on my plate.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
He has no girlfriend, no experience, and no package, so that sounds perfect.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
You know, I remember when this first came out.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
So, no sign of mama-say-mama-sah-ma-mama-Han?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
I can't tell if she's a smaller him or if he's a smaller her.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
You must be Han's mother.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Hay-yo!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
- And this is Max. - Nice to meet you, Mrs. Lee.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
I'll get you a menu.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
she's very busy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
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But I have your address on your work forms.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
And it smells like pot in here.
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Han, you don't look like you've called a girl before.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
Yes, I'm gonna lull you to sleep with a tiny, invisible whistle.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
if it pays the mortgage on my park view terrace apartment, right?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Here we are, all relaxed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Yes, we met at church and are crazy in love,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Oh, I hope that's pizza.
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But this will be a good test to see if you two pass as a couple.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
is supposed to believe that
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
Look, look, Caroline, look.
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You see, I'm thinking about it later and I'm L-O-L'ing.
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- You're sure you can fake it? - Can I fake it...?
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I hope my hair looks all right.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
I am just so excited that my Han finally found the perfect girlfriend.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
Yep, that girl is always on her knees.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
And girlfriend of Han.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
It's a pleasure to meet you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
Church! We met in church. Upstairs on the roof of church.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Before we start on the appetizers,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
Oh, God.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Oh, okay. I-I don't know that one.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Such a good appetite. You ate the whole thing.
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- Yeah, but you told me that she was... - I mean, now.

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Thanks, doll. You'se twos can have a seat on that couch.
#3
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I am sure I can manage to not offend her.
#5
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Been waitin' my whole life.
#6
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Hold your roll, girl. We're spending a lot of Han's money here.
#7
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that I don't judge you for because I'm very open-minded.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
Okay, sit. Let's do this.
#9
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Yeah, girl, work that.
#11
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Oh, peek-a-boo, there's your head.
#12
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And I'm willing to pay you to show me how to do that with my hips.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
And I cannot be a latent bisexual with everything else already on my plate.
#14
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He has no girlfriend, no experience, and no package, so that sounds perfect.
#15
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You know, I remember when this first came out.
#16
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So, no sign of mama-say-mama-sah-ma-mama-Han?
#17
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I can't tell if she's a smaller him or if he's a smaller her.
#18
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You must be Han's mother.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 20
Hay-yo!
#20
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- And this is Max. - Nice to meet you, Mrs. Lee.
#21
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I'll get you a menu.
#22
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she's very busy.
#23
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But I have your address on your work forms.
#26
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And it smells like pot in here.
#27
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Han, you don't look like you've called a girl before.
#28
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Yes, I'm gonna lull you to sleep with a tiny, invisible whistle.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
if it pays the mortgage on my park view terrace apartment, right?
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Here we are, all relaxed.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
Yes, we met at church and are crazy in love,
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Oh, I hope that's pizza.
#33
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But this will be a good test to see if you two pass as a couple.
#34
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is supposed to believe that
#35
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Look, look, Caroline, look.
#36
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You see, I'm thinking about it later and I'm L-O-L'ing.
#37
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- You're sure you can fake it? - Can I fake it...?
#38
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I hope my hair looks all right.
#40
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I am just so excited that my Han finally found the perfect girlfriend.
#41
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Yep, that girl is always on her knees.
#42
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And girlfriend of Han.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
It's a pleasure to meet you.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
Church! We met in church. Upstairs on the roof of church.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Before we start on the appetizers,
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
Oh, God.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Oh, okay. I-I don't know that one.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
Such a good appetite. You ate the whole thing.
#49
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- Yeah, but you told me that she was... - I mean, now.
#50