S3 E18
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Season 3  "And the Near Death Experience"  3x18

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 03, 2014

Caroline goes into a tailspin and brings Max into the mix when Nicolas tells her he's going to leave his wife for her.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 1
Because no one likes that stuff anyway.
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Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my wrist!
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I think so. I wasn't listening. So what do I tell him?
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Will she be coming? Nope, not anytime soon.
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Look at this. Nicolas already texted me.
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If you ever say "se-end" again,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 7
Whoever that is.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8
He drives the Miramax party bus, and he wears a big wig.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 9
I'll also do partial frontal or just penis close-ups.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 10
Keep piping.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11
He's got the flu. It's everywhere.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 12
What's the hurry? You sound like my mother
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
Guess where those stairs go.
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There's no shame in it, Caroline. Everyone poops.
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Okay, I'm ready. Let me just grab the medicine I got for Deke.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 16
Caroline, there you are.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 17
Oh, is that not helping?
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Well, you can have dinner with me, because I'm leaving my wife.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 19
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I think I took the train, but, Max,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 21
Look, when I texted him that, I was just being flirty.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 22
and I was jumping up and down, excited, With my best friend Jennifer Lawrence.
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Exactly. I'm not the type of person who wants him to leave his wife.
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"Almost."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 25
It's just a thing you say to pretty women to get them into bed.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 27
'cause he's shown you on his phone,
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Max, I just got another text from Nicolas about him leaving his wife.
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Yeah, but they skype every day.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 30
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Oh, no takers?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 32
I hope Nicolas takes my breaking it off with him okay,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 33
The lobby told me you were on your way up.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 34
How do I put this? Nicolas, I came here today to tell you...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 35
Look, I am not the type of person who breaks up marriages.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
No. Because that's her in the lobby.
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Oh, my God, that's your wife in the lobby?
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Come on, Max, we have to get out of here now.
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She can't find me here. I can't be this girl.
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It is not just Caroline.
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I'm going to have to stay with my wife.
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Pretend we're hot plumbers?
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Let me just get you a clean hand towel.
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to the neighbor's terrace, jump, and get away.
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Max, please just let it be your fault.
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Yeah, for the Breaking Bad finale!

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Ow, ow, ow! Oh, my wrist!
#2
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I think so. I wasn't listening. So what do I tell him?
#3
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Will she be coming? Nope, not anytime soon.
#4
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Look at this. Nicolas already texted me.
#5
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If you ever say "se-end" again,
#6
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Whoever that is.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 8
He drives the Miramax party bus, and he wears a big wig.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 9
I'll also do partial frontal or just penis close-ups.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 10
Keep piping.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 11
He's got the flu. It's everywhere.
#11
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What's the hurry? You sound like my mother
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 13
Guess where those stairs go.
#13
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There's no shame in it, Caroline. Everyone poops.
#14
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Okay, I'm ready. Let me just grab the medicine I got for Deke.
#15
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Caroline, there you are.
#16
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Oh, is that not helping?
#17
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Well, you can have dinner with me, because I'm leaving my wife.
#18
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I think I took the train, but, Max,
#20
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Look, when I texted him that, I was just being flirty.
#21
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and I was jumping up and down, excited, With my best friend Jennifer Lawrence.
#22
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Exactly. I'm not the type of person who wants him to leave his wife.
#23
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"Almost."
#24
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It's just a thing you say to pretty women to get them into bed.
#25
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'cause he's shown you on his phone,
#27
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Max, I just got another text from Nicolas about him leaving his wife.
#28
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Yeah, but they skype every day.
#29
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Oh, no takers?
#31
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I hope Nicolas takes my breaking it off with him okay,
#32
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The lobby told me you were on your way up.
#33
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How do I put this? Nicolas, I came here today to tell you...
#34
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Look, I am not the type of person who breaks up marriages.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 18 (S03E18) - 36
No. Because that's her in the lobby.
#36
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Oh, my God, that's your wife in the lobby?
#37
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Come on, Max, we have to get out of here now.
#38
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She can't find me here. I can't be this girl.
#39
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It is not just Caroline.
#40
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I'm going to have to stay with my wife.
#41
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Pretend we're hot plumbers?
#45
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Let me just get you a clean hand towel.
#46
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to the neighbor's terrace, jump, and get away.
#47
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Max, please just let it be your fault.
#49
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Yeah, for the Breaking Bad finale!
#50