S3 E19
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Season 3  "And the Kilt Trip"  3x19

Aired 8 years ago - Mar 17, 2014

Caroline tries to fit in with Max and the diner gang as they go out to get wild and crazy at the St. Patrick's Day parade, but finds herself longing to practice her former holiday traditions at the Plaza Hotel.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 1
You look like a pimp I used to use in Vietnam.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 2
I'm gonna sell t-shirts.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 3
I might also not be interested in that product.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 4
And go pee in the park, no muss, no fuss.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 5
Better make it six, 'cause if it's for ladies,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 6
I know, but he's snowboarding somewhere called vail
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 7
I miss my old St. Patrick's day tradition.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 8
We'd rent a big suite at the plaza overlooking the parade,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 9
One year you hit me and my friend archie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 11
Is this cab even moving?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 12
Do it. Do it, if it'll get us there faster.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 13
No, we won't. We need that $356. That's all we made today.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 14
Now I'm never gonna sell the pee funnels.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 15
That's illegal. You need a permit!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 17
Well, I kinda like to keep my skirt wearing on the D.L.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 18
I'll catch up with you at Blarney's.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 19
Is this really how we honor the Irish,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 20
Maybe take that advice.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 21
And who knows? Maybe you'll meet a cute, Irish guy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 22
Every year I kiss him for good luck.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 23
What?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 24
Hey, told you that small would fit.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 25
Oh, no, you're not Becca.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 26
Max, I am not doing this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 27
Will you take a 20?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 28
We're just taking advantage of drunk people.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 29
The one over there who brought in outside chicken?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 30
That's the gist.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 31
off my mouth and out of my mouth.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 32
I think I came out ahead.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 33
She's having fun.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 34
Guys.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 35
I have to drive a school bus in four hours.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 36
Dodged a bullet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 38
You mean in life? Yeah, me neither.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 39
I've hit some very low points today,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 40
How do I do this?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 41
Hi, Caroline.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 42
Well, I do go down to the station voluntarily.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 43
Come on.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 44
Rest in pee, Caroline.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 45
And I just remembered his name is Rolph.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 46
Ooh, kind of tastes like the time
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 47
You know, tonight is really bringing up
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 48
Really dropped the ball.
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Max, this is nice.
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'Cause I feel like I got a text about it and ignored it.

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I'm gonna sell t-shirts.
#2
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I might also not be interested in that product.
#3
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And go pee in the park, no muss, no fuss.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 5
Better make it six, 'cause if it's for ladies,
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 6
I know, but he's snowboarding somewhere called vail
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 7
I miss my old St. Patrick's day tradition.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 8
We'd rent a big suite at the plaza overlooking the parade,
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 9
One year you hit me and my friend archie.
#9
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Is this cab even moving?
#11
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Do it. Do it, if it'll get us there faster.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 13
No, we won't. We need that $356. That's all we made today.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 14
Now I'm never gonna sell the pee funnels.
#14
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That's illegal. You need a permit!
#15
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Well, I kinda like to keep my skirt wearing on the D.L.
#17
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I'll catch up with you at Blarney's.
#18
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Is this really how we honor the Irish,
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 20
Maybe take that advice.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 21
And who knows? Maybe you'll meet a cute, Irish guy.
#21
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Every year I kiss him for good luck.
#22
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What?
#23
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Hey, told you that small would fit.
#24
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Oh, no, you're not Becca.
#25
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Max, I am not doing this.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 27
Will you take a 20?
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 28
We're just taking advantage of drunk people.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 29
The one over there who brought in outside chicken?
#29
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That's the gist.
#30
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off my mouth and out of my mouth.
#31
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I think I came out ahead.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 33
She's having fun.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 34
Guys.
#34
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I have to drive a school bus in four hours.
#35
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Dodged a bullet.
#36
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You mean in life? Yeah, me neither.
#38
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I've hit some very low points today,
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 40
How do I do this?
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 41
Hi, Caroline.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 42
Well, I do go down to the station voluntarily.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 43
Come on.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 44
Rest in pee, Caroline.
#44
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And I just remembered his name is Rolph.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 46
Ooh, kind of tastes like the time
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 47
You know, tonight is really bringing up
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 48
Really dropped the ball.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 19 (S03E19) - 49
Max, this is nice.
#49
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'Cause I feel like I got a text about it and ignored it.
#50