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Season 3  "And the Big But"  3x13

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 13, 2014

Max finds herself wanting to be more than just friends with her pastry school partner, Deke. Meanwhile, Caroline is "hot for teacher" - the married Chef Nicholas.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
at hipsters wearing those stupid stuffed animal hats.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
Ooh! Let's play a snow day game.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
"Could have" or "forced to have"?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
No, it was me in a bear costume.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
You pick me out of all these two people?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
Where's Max? And I know shs's not trapped in the storm,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
A doh-doh-doh-doh-doh?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Han's not dead, and he wants us to do side work.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
You don't know her that well.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
Her butt's so big, she walks into the room doggie-style.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
Not as much as it bothers me when you talk to me like I'm a girl.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
So you're sure there's nothing sexual going on between you and him?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Not that cold.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Well, there's Nicolas. I was not prepared for this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
LL Cool J. Never been cooler.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
- Don't worry, he'll never know. - Pretend you're Nicolas.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
- You ever heard that one before? - Yeah. Is that, like, a thing?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Really? I assumed you guys would take the ass-calator.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
Then what does your real face look like?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
Today, we will be concentrating on the chemistry of baking,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
You think she got that thing at a Kim Kardashian backyard sale?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Max, look, they were drawn to each other, they bonded,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Wet your bread, everyone, wet your bread.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
I mean, that is interesting. Let's talk about that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
and then my bread was wet, if you know what I'm saying.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
The first time you met Nicolas,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Matt Lauer... that guy's got game.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Oh, I felt like I was birthing a baby through my eye hole.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
Oh, wait, I love giving advice. I had my own advice column in Poland.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
No, it will ruin your relationship and my opinion of Max.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Oh, God, I sound like such a girl from the '50s...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
Max, he likes big butts, and he cannot lie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
- This doesn't make any sense! - Well, your book is upside down.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
All right, well, I better be going.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
That is weird. Maybe it's the same thing.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
I know, she's got balls to go with that butt.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
Wait, you want me to go for it?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
what temperature cho-cho-cho turns into chan-chan-chan.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
I'm so glad I didn't say anything. That would have felt terrible.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
Well, I'm about to be more screwed than Judy,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
Can't argue with that.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
Max, that's French.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Maybe she can help me look for the test, 'cause you're useless.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
You have to, it's the only logical explanation you have for being in here.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
Ooh! Let's play a snow day game.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
"Could have" or "forced to have"?
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
No, it was me in a bear costume.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5 #5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
You pick me out of all these two people?
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
Where's Max? And I know shs's not trapped in the storm,
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
A doh-doh-doh-doh-doh?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
Han's not dead, and he wants us to do side work.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
You don't know her that well.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
Her butt's so big, she walks into the room doggie-style.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
Not as much as it bothers me when you talk to me like I'm a girl.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
So you're sure there's nothing sexual going on between you and him?
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
Not that cold.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Well, there's Nicolas. I was not prepared for this.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
LL Cool J. Never been cooler.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
- Don't worry, he'll never know. - Pretend you're Nicolas.
#18
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- You ever heard that one before? - Yeah. Is that, like, a thing?
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Really? I assumed you guys would take the ass-calator.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
Then what does your real face look like?
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
Today, we will be concentrating on the chemistry of baking,
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
You think she got that thing at a Kim Kardashian backyard sale?
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Max, look, they were drawn to each other, they bonded,
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
Wet your bread, everyone, wet your bread.
#25
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I mean, that is interesting. Let's talk about that.
#28
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and then my bread was wet, if you know what I'm saying.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
The first time you met Nicolas,
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Matt Lauer... that guy's got game.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
Oh, I felt like I was birthing a baby through my eye hole.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
Oh, wait, I love giving advice. I had my own advice column in Poland.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
No, it will ruin your relationship and my opinion of Max.
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Oh, God, I sound like such a girl from the '50s...
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
Max, he likes big butts, and he cannot lie.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
- This doesn't make any sense! - Well, your book is upside down.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
All right, well, I better be going.
#38
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That is weird. Maybe it's the same thing.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
I know, she's got balls to go with that butt.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
Wait, you want me to go for it?
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
what temperature cho-cho-cho turns into chan-chan-chan.
#42
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I'm so glad I didn't say anything. That would have felt terrible.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
Well, I'm about to be more screwed than Judy,
#45
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Can't argue with that.
#47
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Max, that's French.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
Maybe she can help me look for the test, 'cause you're useless.
#49
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You have to, it's the only logical explanation you have for being in here.
#50