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EPISODE

Season 2

Aired 11 years ago - May 13, 2013

When Max and Caroline offer to deep-clean a previously hidden part of the diner they discover something that could relaunch their cupcake business.

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the health inspector has arrived?
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Ground zero.
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That's how we'll make the $600 we need for the seminar.
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Hi, girls!
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Oh, yeah, he doesn't know about it.
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because he wants to take things to another level,
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Oh, even better.
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I mean, he's down there when he's up there, but, yeah...
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You're early. Our flyer said 1:00 to 5:00.
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Vintage, or just out of season?
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I'm sorry, that's not supposed to be out.
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Well, those are my past. No sale.
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Well, so much for a horse in a hat
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that came with a dipping sauce!
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and your father was a pine nut?
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This boy don't play with no Bs.
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Oleg, I'm kind of getting used to this look now.
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It's just, she might like a little space sometimes.
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- I know how that sounds-- - And yet, you keep going.
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That's it. No more changing for Han...
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No, I just got off the phone with the restaurant inspector--
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I didn't even know we had a back room, did you?
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If we share a door with a bar,
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P90X, don't fail me now!
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clean this by Friday to get my "A."
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- $600. - Forget it, girls.
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I should push these light cords back up over--
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Bad news, as I pull them
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So... Run a tab, girls!
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Wait, don't break that box! That's my Happy--
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there's some sort of stained glass window there.
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And this "seminar" better be worth it.
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but if I were gonna put quotes on a word,
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Stop! Stop! You're spraying the light cord!
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Sorry I suggested we go to a quote-seminar-unquote.
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instead of making work calls,
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by an almost irrefutable line of direct action,
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You're such a fan of branding,
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I am done!
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Shops that we couldn't afford in the first place.
Aired 11 years ago - May 06, 2013

Caroline’s father asks her to go on a talk show to defend him when a former employee threatens to defame him in a tell-all book.

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Daddy, it's so amazing you can joke,
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A million dollars?
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she wore brown with black together.
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Of course you weren't. You would never
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I'll defend you with dignity and class
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Now, get out of here, 'cause I gotta speak to Max
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You know I'm all talk, right?
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When we had money, I was very active
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Fine, the woman's gonna say your father has a small--
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No, I haven't seen it! I never want to see it.
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waves my father's penis in Piers Morgan's face.
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Here he is rebuilding Haiti.
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wearing the same penis you had in high school.
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Caroline, I'll give you a massage.
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You're the first Asian I've seen
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in the free blood pressure machine at Walgreens.
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That was a-mazing!
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I was close, but I didn't want to get halfway there
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Max, this is a quiet room. We have to be quiet.
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Caroline, you still look a little tense,
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You won't believe what just happened.
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Right this way.
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to listen to her yammer on about her dumb book.
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Oh, anyone can get into any room if they really want to.
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Just keep your head down, don't look up, and relax.
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creating a healing space with energy and sound.
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You won't think that after you read my book.
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It feels like you have three hands.
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I'm really loosening up.
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Oh! Not there! Not there.
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You know what? That never happened.
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Hey, girls.
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What if Sandra's telling the truth?
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to give me a discount at Piers 1?
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Look at that smile. Is that the smile of--hold up.
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I'm saying, someone had a tip slip,
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She just showed me a picture of Anne Hathaway's new haircut.
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that that woman has no finance skills.
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Thank you for allowing me to tell my story.
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That was perfectly American.
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I'd rather not comment about that, Piers,
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Well, I--
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Ladies, this isn't Maury Povich.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 29, 2013

Max and Caroline are invited to be extras on a popular TV show shooting a scene in Han’s diner, but when Caroline catches the director’s eye, he offers her an actual role – with strings attached.

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Well, I was in the 1973 classic
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or anything else I've already done for free.
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Just hearing you say that makes me "miser-obble."
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Oleg!
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you'll be my special victim when I cut your unit off.
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And remember, if he says no, he doesn't mean it.
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Slow down! Let's enjoy the dance.
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I have such a worthy opponent to barter with.
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But wait, aren't Funk and Skank cops?
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Look at Earl over there.
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I hope everyone who sees you goes out and ignores a crime.
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I think the director kinda likes me.
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Oh, please.
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to sit around, eat free food, and do nothing more often.
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See? The shrimp have already been de-turded.
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Um, extra paid and full of purse Sushi.
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- How much do you want? - $300.
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This is so exciting!
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They found your head in a mini fridge in the Hudson.
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Can either of you act like you've been hit with a bullet?
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as Fantine, and I died like--
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And it's not my fault he liked my death scene.
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Well, here. Can I help you?
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We're good. You're living my dream, girl.
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Really? That's too bad, because that was gold.
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Caroline, next time, maybe a little less.
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It's never gonna get to that. I have my own date rape drug.
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At the most, I'll do kissing.
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I jump the turnstile and she pretends to chase me,
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Come on, let's sit down and hang out.
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for a "20 under 20:
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People are expecting to see you with long hair.
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Are you eating a cinnamon altoid?
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I would never interrupt this for a work call,
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This is the oldest tale in the book--
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You a side bitch!
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Hit show, wife, kids.
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with that prince in Dubai and he thought he bought me.
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I told you it was gonna work out.
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Background.
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in my trailer.
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I don't wanna see that. Bury her deep.
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Places, everyone.
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And action! Max, you're wiping the counter.
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Oy, that crew is doing a lot of damage to this diner.
Aired 11 years ago - Apr 15, 2013

Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.

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since the old-timey times. Alexander Graham Bell's
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I usually wave at him with my arm clenched,
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Earl, here's my last check.
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I've been doing that since you started working here,
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will maybe lead to a booty dinner
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No, I feel something... down there.
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Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
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Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
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especially if you don't get on them because you don't really exist
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Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
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Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
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No, that's the hot Asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
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In school, I ran track.
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Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second
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I'm saying he has an active member.
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Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
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They died.
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What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
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Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
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Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash,
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Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
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I'm doing it with an iPhone 3.
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Ohh... There she is.
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It doesn't always look like that.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Yeah, it could, but it probably isn't.
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Quit! Stop it!
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Tomorrow, I'm going to a free clinic.
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Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
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- I guess she could. - Miss Channing,
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and we'll take a tour of the city...
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Oh, they not for you. They for us.
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or something I ain't never seen before.
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I can give you free food for as long as I work there.
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Hey, Max.
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You know what, give me one of those sexual history forms.
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Look, you need to relax.
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after joining a site called "His-and-Herpes."
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when people took pictures of their food.
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You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
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and he goes in the "Maybes."
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where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
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You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
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You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.
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Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.
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that works here as a waitress.
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Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.
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Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
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I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
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But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 25, 2013

Han fires Caroline when she insults his diner, so Max tries to mend their relationship.

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to drop off a tuna melt.
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No, wait, your shop didn't last six months.
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and this is just a dumb diner.
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I went there, and then I came back,
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because I already fired you.
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Probably in Buffy The Vampire Slayer chat rooms.
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I bring class and sophistication to that place.
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Okay, but first, he wanted me to tell you this.
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You know we have to bury those mitts now.
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Your ball came into our yard again.
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Oh, yeah, baby.
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Put it anywhere you want.
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Crazy in love?
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Is it really a reward if it comes from CVS?
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Hey. Hey, hey.
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Um, Beyonce's hair just fell out.
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Maybe you two could help me fix it up a little,
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with electrical tape over my mouth.
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If you keep your apartment like this,
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Where are we? Studio 69?
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No woman wants to walk into this.
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Then we have a lot of work to do.
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You have one of those anatomically-correct real dolls!
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without having to spoon her after.
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Lots of them, and the strongest bleach
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I've got a lot of work to do.
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You don't have to do this!
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Let me just get these curtains open
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See that girl?
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like when a Chihuahua barks at a big dog.
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Good. Can you block a punch?
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We are kind of like a family here,
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But if that didn't work, I'd lie to their faces--
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You know, Han, here at this diner,
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And note, I did not make a short joke,
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but I'll hang out with the rest.
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was from a contact high I got at a concert.
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Yeah, and where is my homey?
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Wow. This is completely--
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What is Caroline doing here?
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I don't understand. Are we not smoking weed?
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I didn't fire you because you were late.
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It looks like you could film a douche commercial in here.
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Where's my poster that says,
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Sophie! She can't know you're here.
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Oh.
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The Golden Girls?
Aired 11 years ago - Mar 18, 2013

Max and Caroline take office temp jobs. While Caroline tries to climb the corporate ladder, Max deals with a boss who makes inappropriate advances.

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Oh, you mean the horse.
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Wanna do it? I bet they'll let us temp together.
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within ten minutes of waking up,
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Hello, old friend.
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They'll be impressed if you don't poop your pants.
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Ding dong, the cupcake's calling.
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Oh, I just swallowed one of my balls.
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You take that back right now!
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Oh, yeah, I worked here before.
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I'll get Eli. He's my boss.
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and that number 2 pencil goes right through her eyeball
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That's 'cause I didn't give it to you.
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There's this Dominican guy,
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That's actually how my longest relationship started.
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Well, not to blame the victim,
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and she falls for it every time.
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Aboth.
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Are you watching dirty videos in here and didn't invite me?
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Kinda busy with my work.
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You like that video? Look up "Cat vs. Toddler."
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who's getting the junior executive promotion, or--
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so what would you like me to do now, Eli?
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That's definitely my name at my next temp job.
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and it felt amazing to be working somewhere
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Kudos, Caroline. Huzzah.
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Earl, Caroline's being an idiot.
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So you just cut lil' coconut here out of your life?
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so be on the lookout.
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Okay, okay, now I'm gonna make a proper toast.
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Oh, crap! I spilled champagne on my good bucket blazer.
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Wow, Beverly,
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Somehow it's small enough to fit in your purse,
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I will knock you to the ground!
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Come on, it could be so fun.
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is two of my butts.
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Hey, why is it still flashing?
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I didn't quit the cupcake business.
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Wait, you think you're a failure?
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You're really going to do this?
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Ms. Channing, my name is Michelle Yi, I'm with H.R.
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Yup, that's her.
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- Max. - "Max"?
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We were drinking, and I was pretending to be a man.
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She's the dirty girl. She is a dirty, dirty girl.
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 25, 2013

Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.

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Come on and vogue.
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We'll give you some time to think about it,
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Okay?
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you've got to hold on to: Your dreams,
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Rich ladies with those freaky toe sneakers.
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I knew it was gonna be the hot new neighborhood.
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Han, they're opening up a Whole Foods
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but I forgot my PIN number in 2008.
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I've been looking at a lot of memes.
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Look, you're sweet and you're adorable,
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She's president of a cosmetic empire
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Stephanie.
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and we were at our Hamptons beach house--
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and I knew it wasn't.
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not a missile at Iran.
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Oh, it was legend around the family townhouse.
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I mean, come on. I'm gonna pull her hair?
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I have all the time in the world for you.
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Aunt Charity started her makeup empire at 26
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Because I was so mean
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I don't remember anything about a cup.
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Hey, is it me, or does this look like a dog penis?
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And all these lipsticks,
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you'd have cupcakes here to show me, but you don't.
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just so people will think, "Is she 38 or 39?
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I can't believe I'm making cupcakes
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We don't take bitch money.
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but we wanted you to have some of our cupcakes.
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She's on morphine lollipops for the pain.
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I'll do anything to help someone in my family
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then swab the affected area with Q-tips.
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and not just for the money, but 'cause we're family.
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So I locked you in a room room room.
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Here, why don't we take a minute for a little bite?
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Oh, my God, are you still talking about that seagull cup?
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Wait.
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and she saw your being born
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I am not a quitter.
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All right, that's close enough.
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Not--not just because you're my niece,
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25,000,
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...ing.
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my passion about this, so I'll just sign it.
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All you have to do is sign this.
Aired 11 years ago - Feb 18, 2013

Caroline and Max pay a steep price for trying to remove a street performer from the entry of their shop.

Aired 11 years ago - Feb 11, 2013

When Max lands tickets to a music awards show in Los Angeles, she and Caroline meet rapper 2 Chainz during the cross-country flight on a private jet.

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Bye. Moo. Whatever.
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You just have to make your own.
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We're just standing here like a couple of beckys.
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You know, I don't know what that trash bin said to you,
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The Real Housewives of... Everything?
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Hey, ratchet-ass becky, we're in.
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I've called her a million times. She picked up once,
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Hey. Pardon.
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Yeah, if his--if his dad will lend him the car.
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Probably the new shades I didn't pay for.
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So you slept with that guy?
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Then I woke up this morning to a view of the park
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And I realize you haven't heard these words
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Oh, and my self-esteem could really use
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Han, we need the weekend off. We're going to the Grammys.
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Birthday Song is my song.
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Well, we're never gonna meet him, but done.
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Literally.
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I get that a lot.
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who think French is
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Max, there are no seat assignments.
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- Wait, if this was my plane... - Which it isn't.
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You know they don't care what you look like
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So sorry. It's her first time on a plane.
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and then we'll be departing.
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In 20 hours, we went from beer in an alley
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All right.
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Max, buckle your seat belt. We're about to take off.
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I'm standing in a flying living room eating ham.
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- nothing else, right? - Yes.
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Wait, do another, do another.
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'cause all he wants for his birthday is a big booty ho.
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I didn't wanna bother you. I just gonna be cool.
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- True. - ♪ When I die
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Always some weird white guy coming to crash a party.
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It's okay, it's on autopilot.
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and check out the cockpit?
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but now you're broke and I had a facelift,
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So, Max, you've really never been on a plane before?
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and what's that called when you crumble the coke on your weed?
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You know, just in case.
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Of course, you can always still get me at my mom's, so--
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What did she say?
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Aired 11 years ago - Feb 04, 2013

After learning that Candy Andy closed down his shop after their breakup, Caroline visits a psychic for a reading about her love life in the future.

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What did Andy say?
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And my booty call.
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'Cause my dream in life is to be detained
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"Clean up on aisle 12" comes from?
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Yeah, guns ablazin'.
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You don't have to read it, Han.
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This has more lies than my OKCupid profile.
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A poodle? That's cool. You can share sweaters.
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You always have your mind on business,
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and she loves to give,
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Her organ-trading might not be.
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The size of my business has never been in question.
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When I forge it, I just draw a picture
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I have a message about your love life.
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Oh, just come in and get it over with.
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I could've told you that the second day I met you.
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Hey! There's no reason to get anti-semitic.
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That is a lot of questions for one waffle.
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the shady lady with the illegal business.
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Yeah, they would throw
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Okay! You are forgiven.
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Hey, girls. Sorry to interrupt,
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Seriously, Max. That's something I really want.
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Max, please don't make me do this.
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Come, sit, ruminate on your wishes and dreams.
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Um, you already told me my future.
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But looking at you right now,
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with the current dark cloud above me
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Tell you what. I'll lift both curses for 50,
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I do that as well.
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Relax. Nothing's coming crashing down around us.
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not ours.
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we're not spending another 50 bucks
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And we need our money for essentials, like food
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Here.
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We have our eyes on the prize, so our beds are empty.
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News flash: Everybody is cursed.
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to be a black man in America.
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"Fancy Brandy" is gonna be my stripper name
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She just cursed us and said
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The curse is lifted.
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I got through the whole day on 15 cigarettes
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I see that you will have a happy life.
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And in spite of your bad childhood...
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Me? No, wait.
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- Let's go, Max. - No, no, no, no.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 21, 2013

The diner gang helps Max and Caroline bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a gigantic cupcake order.

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Max, you're taking your pants off in public!
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Miss? I think our waitress is asleep.
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And if I could turn the clock back to '75,
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Now all I can give you is a nice bump of this.
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At least you finally came out.
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I mean, it's been a "will they or won't they" since they met.
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that didn't threaten my reproductive health.
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The way I do it, it's one more than 69.
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for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow.
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we'll have $4,000 by tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
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It'll work. I've used this to get out of eight jobs,
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It might be super gonorrhea. Bye.
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which equals $4,000.
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And what's this?
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Well, maybe he regrets it.
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And when push came to shove, he felt like
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Yeah, it wobbles, it smokes, and one time it burned me.
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You heard me say it was the shim!
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I thought a tiny transsexual was holding up our stove.
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But we have to bake 1,000 cupcakes by tomorrow,
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I could put you on our shoulders...
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I'll help too.
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so if I run into you in ten years and start crying,
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It took you longer to make that one cupcake
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Ready for another sea breeze, Han?
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Now just squeeze that bag.
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Get yourself a tissue and clean yourself off,
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You wanna try for my bra next?
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Well, what's your guy voice like?
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A cat-dolphin? Yes!
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and we're almost finished, and I just wanna go home.
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That's where you found the remote.
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It's not here, which means
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rips their lip open, and sues us.
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'cause that's the way it goes in prison.
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No, you can't text them. We need the money.
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You'd think your loyalty to your best friend
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Girl code, Max. Girl code.
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in one of these thousand cupcakes, bitch!
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Okay, let's stop all this joking and get down
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So how you doing?
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One might call that obsessive.
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I don't have the energy to do this all again.
Aired 11 years ago - Jan 14, 2013

A relaxing getaway for two becomes an awkward vacation for three when Max, Caroline and Andy spend a weekend together in a cabin in the woods.

Aired 11 years ago - Dec 17, 2012

Desperate for a way to pay their overdue rent, Max and Caroline get involved with a group of of sketchy customers willing to pay top dollar for their cupcakes.

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 10, 2012

When Max sees Sophie depressed after being swindled by the contractor in charge of building her dream house, she offers to make her a silent partner in the cupcake business, but Caroline and Sophie have very different visions for the company.

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Andy, this isn't where you tell someone "I love you."
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in my mind while you were talking.
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Han, you look so tall in the window.
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and he's worried, 'cause she's very, very depressed.
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I once bought a Fendi purse, but when I looked inside,
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Loaned us? Sophie gave us that money as a gift.
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Hey, are we sure that money Sophie gave us was a gift?
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No, he really owned me.
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No, because it was a gift-- a big-ass gift,
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Such a specific culture.
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I'll go in and tell her you're here.
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No, I can't eat when I've been betrayed.
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No, girls, stay.
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Yes. I'm not going to stab myself to death.
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See? Black bra, black garters,
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Here are all my tips $27.
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A woman who gives gifts and expects nothing in return,
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Sophie, open your mouth and put this in.
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and business just isn't good.
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You girls are so lucky. You still have your dream.
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But you and I are already partners.
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It's fine. "Silent partner" is just a figurehead role anyway,
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Look, the chandelier that I bought for my lake house.
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It looks like a Tim Burton movie just spit up in here.
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Now, we sell hoagies.
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No, I need your help.
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I could play a song for her outside of her apartment,
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and throw it into the street.
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Max, this already isn't working.
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That's what I wanted!
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This girl is a genius.
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And yes, I know, the chandelier is all wrong.
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What's that horrible smell?
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Always knew you'd land on your feet.
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Max, this is not how I want people to see me,
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Now we sell scratchers.
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Girls, I have something to say first.
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has given me a reason to get up and get a wax.
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Please tell me this is our bottom.
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God gave cupcakes legs for a reason.
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Well, if you're not going to go out and get the customers,
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What I wouldn't give for a giant glass of milk.
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Look, girls, some young professionals.
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Oh, great. Now you're like my mom.
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Aired 12 years ago - Dec 10, 2012

Max and Caroline host a grand opening celebration at their new cupcake shop, and Max invites her former flames to show off her success.

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 03, 2012

Max and Caroline decide to hire an intern to help take care of some of the menial tasks involved with the preparation for opening their new cupcake shop, but Max seems conflicted with her new managerial role as the boss

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we can steal away from here to get the cupcake shop ready.
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What? No.
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The Hunger Games: College Edition.
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I'm the person who talks behind the boss's back.
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Look, I don't want to ask someone to work for free.
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Easy, easy. What are you, shipping off to war?
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Okay, I'm not very good at painting,
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It's all good until you need money.
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I'll be the intern with the car,
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to not be our intern?
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just coming in here to use the bathroom.
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and didn't invite me to give the other girls a chance?
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Oleg says that it's rat central station around here.
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Sexy, huh?
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There's no fancy tables or pretty chairs.
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on hold at a kooky, fun Staten Island junkyard.
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The final three.
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If only. They pay.
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It's not like you're getting paid.
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Like telling an intern what to do.
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You got a kind of autistic ballerina thing
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"I don't think I can have my legs up around my ears tonight"?
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Like, "hey, Ruth, here's $0. Put down some rat traps."
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- The mouse? - That is not a mouse!
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This thing? Waah!
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He's gone. He went into the kitchen.
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I just got a glimpse of you at a Barneys sample sale.
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What? Is there another rat?
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Okay, now, this is some industrial-strength girl talk.
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Anyway, here is your enema. Enjoy.
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Fun. I'll go get the coffees, right?
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Oh, my God, you're Haning me!
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Ruth, can you put the rat traps down, one in each corner,
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Only $600 for all of them. What do ya think, Daddy?
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She was supposed to be here an hour ago.
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Even if I did, it's not a big deal.
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Texted right back, 'cause I'm the boss.
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She works for us.
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"Right? As if.
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No, you hired her, you fire her.
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It comes up, and then goes, "nope!" It goes right back down.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 26, 2012

Max and Caroline figure out a surprising fundraising solution when a potential storefront for Max's Homemade Cupcake becomes available for the girls to rent as the two go to great lengths to raise enough money to see their dream come true.

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Is it 'cause I'm here?
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they clean like their life depends on it."
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Oh, my God. It could get better.
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I couldn't wait to show this to you.
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I should have made a bigger deal about it.
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Some guys broke in. A bunch of people got shot.
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Oh, okay, so I'm closing the magazine then?
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Hmm, there should be a light switch around here.
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cat, food, nails, nails, murder?"
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This is Max's homemade cupcakes.
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so we must have this space.
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You want to rent a room in that Shining hotel now,
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A bank.
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This is a big leap of faith, but we're getting in
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first thing in the morning.
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You look like you want a hug.
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It's itchy, and there's a piece of paper in the pocket
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Sisters doing it for themselves.
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You have a minute.
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We have a cupcake business.
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Just got your message.
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Wharton class of '09.
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from Confessions of a Call Girl.
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Yeah. I just said that.
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that doesn't check anything.
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Ten to twenty grand."
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I mean, I know you've always been tough.
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with these things you call emotions.
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Nice to see you like this outside of work, girls, no?
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Yeah, I can totally see you drinking ch-ardonnay under it.
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I have two rules in life:
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Okay, buh-bye.
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Oh, well, they weren't mine.
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I'm happy to lose a few. More room for beer.
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You know, now that we're here,
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How do you spell "chlamydia"?
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Yes, I know, that was your one plus,
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Jeez, I'll take "elitist" for 500, Alex.
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and a rack so great it could breast-feed itself?
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I'm gonna go get some vials, and I'll be right back.
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I'm real deep 'cause of Powerball.
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Or from the looks of it,
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Oh, you lesbians are so high maintenance.
Aired 12 years ago - Nov 19, 2012

Caroline and Max ask two Amish boys to build a barn for Chestnut; Andy makes a discovery about Caroline.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 12, 2012

The attractive owner of a local candy store is sweet on Caroline, but she's too embarrassed to date him after she had a mishap in the store.

Aired 12 years ago - Nov 05, 2012

Max and Caroline have different ideas on how to handle their new pre-approved credit card.

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Someone gave me a bag of Chips Ahoy! cookies once
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Now it's finding out your dad stole millions of dollars.
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We need this card for our business.
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Look, you can't get everything you want.
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full of lizards and lipstick.
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Is it another woman? Should I be filled with anger?
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This is my son, Darius.
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Our credit card came in the mail today.
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than a priest at a Wiggles concert.
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Hi, I'm looking for Earl.
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She's about to come into some lizards.
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I mean, he was always there. Except for my childhood.
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Why am I thinking about Terrence?
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Yes, I was. And that's why I quit my job.
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I already got my stage name.
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Well, I mean, I knew a guy at Cadillac
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We put his sense of humor on a high shelf.
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"Oh my God, do black people even eat soup?"
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These are the hairs that the people found.
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Don't worry, Daddy. I'll make you proud.
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Well, you know we have to buy him a new shirt.
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How do I know someone didn't pee here?
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"Subway Style".
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Mmm, oh. Excuse my mouthful.
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you and I can, uh, negotiate.
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Look, I switched it up a little bit.
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I mean, that kind of humor might have worked over at Toyota--
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No, I wrote some real jokes with a comic back home.
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This is going to be hilarious.
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Yeah!
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You've got to. I've got a lot riding on this.
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You're right. What are we gonna do?
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you have to dress for the job you want.
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I think he needs something else, you know, like, a puppet.
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I said, "I don't know."
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And keep them coming until we can no longer see.
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I'm here, I'm here.
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Darius The Hilarious is pumped.
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It's hilarious, per your name.
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You got me a what?
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You gotta laugh!
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This next act comes to us from the Motor City.
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You gotta laugh.
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Do we?
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 15, 2012

Max and Caroline try to take their cupcake business to the next level by auditioning for the reality cooking show Cupcake Wars.

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Bitch needs to mind his own business.
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I said my name to that table more times
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I can't believe I'm saying this, but I am not a whore.
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No, we are tired whores.
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And right now they're in the kitchen having huge fight.
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And girls, sorry to hear your business broke up
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You girls can make some big money.
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you give her big party.
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- What are you watching? - My favorite show.
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I thought Google eliminated the need
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And that is why we're not on it.
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This might be the big push we need.
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That's not how it works.
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Do you want to just kill ourselves?
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And 13, and probably in the sex trade.
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Oh, cute! Should we do mine?
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Because that's our brand.
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I hate them already.
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Oleg, Max told you we're not gonna make that kind of movie.
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girl-on-girl porn film for money.
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We're doing this TV thing, and if we get it,
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Well, I just texted the third girl not to come,
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You can't tell me to "bring it," "shut it down,"
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Action.
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- We are an online bakery... - Well, we have a website.
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Or a horse that just came in unannounced.
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and we're females getting their own, on their own.
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♪ I knew it, we got it ♪
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You are awesome. Your show's awesome.
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Oh, if I had known I was allowed to bring a bottle in,
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The double-d's and the ditz.
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Okay, cute aprons. But what's their brand?
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Say what?
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Katrina? Their brand is Katrina?
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Both: Boom! [Laughter]
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In five, four, three, two...
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Is a disaster area. Really, it's a mess.
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and her mom drinks.
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in front of two ladies whose apartments washed away.
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That's right up your alley. I hope it's that.
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Isn't that a character in The Hobbit?
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Ooh, with peanut molasses drizzle.
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- It's happening. We're the dumb - dumbs!
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Okay, okay. We just have to start.
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Stop thinking that.
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It's flooding! It's flooding!
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That tastes like a foot!
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Move over, I'll help you. What is this?
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We're not going anywhere.
Aired 12 years ago - Oct 08, 2012

Max and Caroline show their true colors when the diner gets robbed. Meanwhile, everyone sees a surprising new side of Han.

Aired 12 years ago - Oct 01, 2012

Max and Caroline attempt to keep faith that Martha Stewart, who tasted and liked one of their cupcakes in last season's finale, will call and help support their business. Meanwhile, Caroline loses a lucky keepsake.

Aired 12 years ago - Sep 24, 2012

Max joins Caroline on her visit to a white collar prison to see her father, Martin Channing, and he encourages them to purchase a particular keepsake at the Channing estate auction.

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your one long face hair is back?
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and that's not easy.
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Who has time to go out any more?
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How is this romantic?
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and lights you on fire. She kinda does that now.
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Hey, Sophie, you don't happen
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Yes, right here.
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Sorry, I thought we were playing some kind
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You brought this in here?
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of bad fabric and color.
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And you don't think this color is happening?
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Wow, this prison's a lot better than the last one.
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where the strongest golfers make the caddies their bitch.
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How's my little girl? I'm great, Daddy.
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Hey, Brian, you might wanna look the other way.
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Now, Max, I asked you to meet me here today
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There's one thing at that auction
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I know how much that meant to you.
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I use the box our soap comes in as a wallet.
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You follow me?
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The cup, Martin?
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We have to go get that cup.
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Well, what does a loving cup look like?
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as a stoned 12-year-old with a butter knife?
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and he found a way to put money for your future in the cup,
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I know I'm a brunette, but do I have bangs?
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It's the least expensive look you can do and still get laid.
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put my hair up in a high chignon.
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This is mine.
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[Chuckles] Sorry, I didn't recognize you.
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Sophie, I apologize for the other day.
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How nice is this?
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so 60,000.
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We won't speak of it...
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No, dear, I'm not insane.
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A 19th century gold and ivory bedside table--
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Do I hear 60,000?
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And the next item up for bid
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It's worth something.
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Hm, guess what else is pretty dry right now?
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- 70. - 80.
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- 200. - I have 200.
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200 going once, going twice.
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You, me, Chestnut, jet skis.
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to have some money again, but what's really nice
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Son of a bitch.