S2 E5
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Season 2  "And the Pre-Approved Credit Card"  2x5

Aired 10 years ago - Nov 05, 2012

Max and Caroline have different ideas on how to handle their new pre-approved credit card.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 1
Someone gave me a bag of Chips Ahoy! cookies once
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 2
Now it's finding out your dad stole millions of dollars.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 3
We need this card for our business.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
Look, you can't get everything you want.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
full of lizards and lipstick.
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Is it another woman? Should I be filled with anger?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
This is my son, Darius.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Our credit card came in the mail today.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
than a priest at a Wiggles concert.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Hi, I'm looking for Earl.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
She's about to come into some lizards.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 14
I mean, he was always there. Except for my childhood.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 15
Why am I thinking about Terrence?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 16
Yes, I was. And that's why I quit my job.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 17
I already got my stage name.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 18
Well, I mean, I knew a guy at Cadillac
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 19
We put his sense of humor on a high shelf.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 21
"Oh my God, do black people even eat soup?"
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 22
These are the hairs that the people found.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 24
Don't worry, Daddy. I'll make you proud.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 25
Well, you know we have to buy him a new shirt.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 27
How do I know someone didn't pee here?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 28
"Subway Style".
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Mmm, oh. Excuse my mouthful.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
you and I can, uh, negotiate.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Look, I switched it up a little bit.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
I mean, that kind of humor might have worked over at Toyota--
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 33
No, I wrote some real jokes with a comic back home.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
This is going to be hilarious.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 35
Yeah!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
You've got to. I've got a lot riding on this.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
You're right. What are we gonna do?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
you have to dress for the job you want.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 39
I think he needs something else, you know, like, a puppet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
I said, "I don't know."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 41
And keep them coming until we can no longer see.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
I'm here, I'm here.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Darius The Hilarious is pumped.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
It's hilarious, per your name.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
You got me a what?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 47
You gotta laugh!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
This next act comes to us from the Motor City.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 49
You gotta laugh.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 50
Do we?

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Now it's finding out your dad stole millions of dollars.
#2
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We need this card for our business.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 4
Look, you can't get everything you want.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 5
full of lizards and lipstick.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 6
Is it another woman? Should I be filled with anger?
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 7
This is my son, Darius.
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 8
Our credit card came in the mail today.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 9
than a priest at a Wiggles concert.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 10
Hi, I'm looking for Earl.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 11
She's about to come into some lizards.
#11
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I mean, he was always there. Except for my childhood.
#14
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Why am I thinking about Terrence?
#15
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Yes, I was. And that's why I quit my job.
#16
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I already got my stage name.
#17
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Well, I mean, I knew a guy at Cadillac
#18
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We put his sense of humor on a high shelf.
#19
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"Oh my God, do black people even eat soup?"
#21
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These are the hairs that the people found.
#22
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Don't worry, Daddy. I'll make you proud.
#24
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Well, you know we have to buy him a new shirt.
#25
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How do I know someone didn't pee here?
#27
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"Subway Style".
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 29
Mmm, oh. Excuse my mouthful.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 30
you and I can, uh, negotiate.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 31
Look, I switched it up a little bit.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 32
I mean, that kind of humor might have worked over at Toyota--
#32
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No, I wrote some real jokes with a comic back home.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 34
This is going to be hilarious.
#34
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Yeah!
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 36
You've got to. I've got a lot riding on this.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 37
You're right. What are we gonna do?
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 38
you have to dress for the job you want.
#38
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I think he needs something else, you know, like, a puppet.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 40
I said, "I don't know."
#40
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And keep them coming until we can no longer see.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 42
I'm here, I'm here.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 43
Darius The Hilarious is pumped.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 44
It's hilarious, per your name.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 45
You got me a what?
#45
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You gotta laugh!
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 5 (S02E05) - 48
This next act comes to us from the Motor City.
#48
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You gotta laugh.
#49
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Do we?
#50