S2 E21
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Season 2  "And the Worst Selfie Ever"  2x21

Aired 9 years ago - Apr 15, 2013

Caroline is in a tizzy when she develops a rash after a romantic evening with her former boyfriend.

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since the old-timey times. Alexander Graham Bell's
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I usually wave at him with my arm clenched,
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Earl, here's my last check.
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I've been doing that since you started working here,
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will maybe lead to a booty dinner
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No, I feel something... down there.
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Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
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Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
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especially if you don't get on them because you don't really exist
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Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
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Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
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No, that's the hot Asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
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In school, I ran track.
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Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second
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I'm saying he has an active member.
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Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
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They died.
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What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
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Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
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Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash,
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Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
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I'm doing it with an iPhone 3.
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Ohh... There she is.
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It doesn't always look like that.
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
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Yeah, it could, but it probably isn't.
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Quit! Stop it!
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Tomorrow, I'm going to a free clinic.
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Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
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- I guess she could. - Miss Channing,
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and we'll take a tour of the city...
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Oh, they not for you. They for us.
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or something I ain't never seen before.
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I can give you free food for as long as I work there.
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Hey, Max.
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You know what, give me one of those sexual history forms.
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Look, you need to relax.
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after joining a site called "His-and-Herpes."
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when people took pictures of their food.
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You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
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and he goes in the "Maybes."
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where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
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You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
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You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.
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Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.
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that works here as a waitress.
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Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.
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Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
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I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
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But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.

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I usually wave at him with my arm clenched,
#2
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Earl, here's my last check.
#3
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I've been doing that since you started working here,
#4
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will maybe lead to a booty dinner
#5
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No, I feel something... down there.
#6
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Maybe because an actual tie would drag on the ground.
#7
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Han, are you all dressed up because you're expecting a date?
#8
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especially if you don't get on them because you don't really exist
#9
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Turns out, the curtains matched the penis on that one.
#10
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Han, Jesus is coming back before she is.
#11
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No, that's the hot Asian star from Hawaii Five-0.
#12
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In school, I ran track.
#13
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Seeing Han and Ashley together for that one second
#14
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I'm saying he has an active member.
#15
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Well, if he did, you just gave it to the counter.
#16
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They died.
#17
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What the hell does Jen from New Rochelle have?
#18
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Trust me, I don't have it. Jen's obviously a whore.
#19
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Cathy from Colorado says, "I thought it was just a rash,
#20
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Max, I could not continue to live here if you ever saw it.
#21
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I'm doing it with an iPhone 3.
#22
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Ohh... There she is.
#23
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It doesn't always look like that.
#24
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Oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God, oh, my God.
#25
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Yeah, it could, but it probably isn't.
#26
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Quit! Stop it!
#27
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Tomorrow, I'm going to a free clinic.
#28
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Max, anyone in here could be the "one in six."
#29
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- I guess she could. - Miss Channing,
#30
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and we'll take a tour of the city...
#31
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Oh, they not for you. They for us.
#32
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or something I ain't never seen before.
#33
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I can give you free food for as long as I work there.
#34
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Hey, Max.
#35
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You know what, give me one of those sexual history forms.
#36
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Look, you need to relax.
#37
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after joining a site called "His-and-Herpes."
#38
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when people took pictures of their food.
#39
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You owe me $250 for the blood test, Andy.
#40
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and he goes in the "Maybes."
#41
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where I did have unsafe sex with myself.
#42
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You want to save that gold for our wedding vows?
#43
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You're acting like the clinic's crazy ex-girlfriend.
#44
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Well, this is my life now. Working at a diner with herpes.
#45
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that works here as a waitress.
#46
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Oh, I'll hold your hand after I find out what you have.
#47
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Wait. Are you saying it's negative?
#48
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I'm not a cheap whore. I'm just poor.
#49
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But I'm not here just out of the goodness of my heart.
#50