S2 E18
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Season 2  "And Not-So-Sweet Charity"  2x18

Aired 9 years ago - Feb 25, 2013

Max and Caroline ask Caroline's rich but callous aunt for money to save their flailing cupcake shop.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
Come on and vogue.
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We'll give you some time to think about it,
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Okay?
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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 5
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you've got to hold on to: Your dreams,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 7
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Rich ladies with those freaky toe sneakers.
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I knew it was gonna be the hot new neighborhood.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
Han, they're opening up a Whole Foods
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 11
but I forgot my PIN number in 2008.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
I've been looking at a lot of memes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
Look, you're sweet and you're adorable,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 14
She's president of a cosmetic empire
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 16
Stephanie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 17
and we were at our Hamptons beach house--
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 18
and I knew it wasn't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 19
not a missile at Iran.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 20
Oh, it was legend around the family townhouse.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 21
I mean, come on. I'm gonna pull her hair?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 22
I have all the time in the world for you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 23
Aunt Charity started her makeup empire at 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 24
Because I was so mean
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 25
I don't remember anything about a cup.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 26
Hey, is it me, or does this look like a dog penis?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 27
And all these lipsticks,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 28
you'd have cupcakes here to show me, but you don't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 29
just so people will think, "Is she 38 or 39?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 31
I can't believe I'm making cupcakes
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 32
We don't take bitch money.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 33
but we wanted you to have some of our cupcakes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 34
She's on morphine lollipops for the pain.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 35
I'll do anything to help someone in my family
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 36
then swab the affected area with Q-tips.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 37
and not just for the money, but 'cause we're family.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 38
So I locked you in a room room room.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 39
Here, why don't we take a minute for a little bite?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 41
Oh, my God, are you still talking about that seagull cup?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 42
Wait.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 43
and she saw your being born
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 44
I am not a quitter.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 45
All right, that's close enough.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Not--not just because you're my niece,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
25,000,
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...ing.
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my passion about this, so I'll just sign it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 50
All you have to do is sign this.

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We'll give you some time to think about it,
#2
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Okay?
#3
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you've got to hold on to: Your dreams,
#6
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Rich ladies with those freaky toe sneakers.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 9
I knew it was gonna be the hot new neighborhood.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 10
Han, they're opening up a Whole Foods
#10
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but I forgot my PIN number in 2008.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 12
I've been looking at a lot of memes.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
Look, you're sweet and you're adorable,
#13
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She's president of a cosmetic empire
#14
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Stephanie.
#16
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and we were at our Hamptons beach house--
#17
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and I knew it wasn't.
#18
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not a missile at Iran.
#19
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Oh, it was legend around the family townhouse.
#20
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I mean, come on. I'm gonna pull her hair?
#21
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I have all the time in the world for you.
#22
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Aunt Charity started her makeup empire at 26
#23
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Because I was so mean
#24
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I don't remember anything about a cup.
#25
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Hey, is it me, or does this look like a dog penis?
#26
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And all these lipsticks,
#27
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you'd have cupcakes here to show me, but you don't.
#28
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just so people will think, "Is she 38 or 39?
#29
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I can't believe I'm making cupcakes
#31
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We don't take bitch money.
#32
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but we wanted you to have some of our cupcakes.
#33
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She's on morphine lollipops for the pain.
#34
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I'll do anything to help someone in my family
#35
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then swab the affected area with Q-tips.
#36
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and not just for the money, but 'cause we're family.
#37
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So I locked you in a room room room.
#38
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Here, why don't we take a minute for a little bite?
#39
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Oh, my God, are you still talking about that seagull cup?
#41
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Wait.
#42
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and she saw your being born
#43
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I am not a quitter.
#44
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All right, that's close enough.
#45
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Not--not just because you're my niece,
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 47
25,000,
#47
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...ing.
#48
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my passion about this, so I'll just sign it.
#49
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All you have to do is sign this.
#50