S2 E14
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Season 2  "And Too Little Sleep"  2x14

Aired 9 years ago - Jan 21, 2013

The diner gang helps Max and Caroline bake throughout the night in order to fulfill a gigantic cupcake order.

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Max, you're taking your pants off in public!
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Miss? I think our waitress is asleep.
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And if I could turn the clock back to '75,
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Now all I can give you is a nice bump of this.
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At least you finally came out.
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I mean, it's been a "will they or won't they" since they met.
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that didn't threaten my reproductive health.
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The way I do it, it's one more than 69.
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for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow.
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we'll have $4,000 by tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
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It'll work. I've used this to get out of eight jobs,
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It might be super gonorrhea. Bye.
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which equals $4,000.
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And what's this?
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Well, maybe he regrets it.
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And when push came to shove, he felt like
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 21
Yeah, it wobbles, it smokes, and one time it burned me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 22
You heard me say it was the shim!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 23
I thought a tiny transsexual was holding up our stove.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 24
But we have to bake 1,000 cupcakes by tomorrow,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 25
I could put you on our shoulders...
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I'll help too.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
so if I run into you in ten years and start crying,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
It took you longer to make that one cupcake
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
Ready for another sea breeze, Han?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Now just squeeze that bag.
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Get yourself a tissue and clean yourself off,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 32
You wanna try for my bra next?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 33
Well, what's your guy voice like?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 34
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A cat-dolphin? Yes!
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and we're almost finished, and I just wanna go home.
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That's where you found the remote.
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It's not here, which means
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rips their lip open, and sues us.
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'cause that's the way it goes in prison.
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No, you can't text them. We need the money.
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You'd think your loyalty to your best friend
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Girl code, Max. Girl code.
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in one of these thousand cupcakes, bitch!
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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 47
Okay, let's stop all this joking and get down
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So how you doing?
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One might call that obsessive.
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I don't have the energy to do this all again.

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Miss? I think our waitress is asleep.
#2
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And if I could turn the clock back to '75,
#3
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Now all I can give you is a nice bump of this.
#4
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At least you finally came out.
#5
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I mean, it's been a "will they or won't they" since they met.
#7
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that didn't threaten my reproductive health.
#8
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The way I do it, it's one more than 69.
#9
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for 1,000 cupcakes for tomorrow.
#11
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we'll have $4,000 by tomorrow at 10:00 a.m.
#12
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It'll work. I've used this to get out of eight jobs,
#13
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It might be super gonorrhea. Bye.
#14
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which equals $4,000.
#16
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And what's this?
#18
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Well, maybe he regrets it.
#19
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And when push came to shove, he felt like
#20
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Yeah, it wobbles, it smokes, and one time it burned me.
#21
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You heard me say it was the shim!
#22
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I thought a tiny transsexual was holding up our stove.
#23
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But we have to bake 1,000 cupcakes by tomorrow,
#24
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I could put you on our shoulders...
#25
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I'll help too.
#26
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so if I run into you in ten years and start crying,
#27
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It took you longer to make that one cupcake
#28
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Ready for another sea breeze, Han?
#29
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Now just squeeze that bag.
#30
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Get yourself a tissue and clean yourself off,
#31
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You wanna try for my bra next?
#32
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Well, what's your guy voice like?
#33
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A cat-dolphin? Yes!
#35
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and we're almost finished, and I just wanna go home.
#36
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That's where you found the remote.
#37
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It's not here, which means
#38
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rips their lip open, and sues us.
#39
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'cause that's the way it goes in prison.
#40
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No, you can't text them. We need the money.
#41
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You'd think your loyalty to your best friend
#42
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Girl code, Max. Girl code.
#43
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in one of these thousand cupcakes, bitch!
#44
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Okay, let's stop all this joking and get down
#47
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So how you doing?
#48
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One might call that obsessive.
#49
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I don't have the energy to do this all again.
#50