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Season 3  "And the Soft Opening"  3x1

Aired 10 years ago - Sep 23, 2013

Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
After my first jazz record didn't sell,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- It's 2:00 A.M.! - Our hours are 2:00 to 4:00.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
between a soft one and a hard one?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
It's fine, Oleg.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
- She's kidding. - No, she's not.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Okay, no more blind eye bull crap.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Original tan, original tile, original too.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- I'd rather not. - Nice?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
And, Han, this was all possible
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Burn it to the ground, for all I care."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Look, girls, I'm blowing this party horn for you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Sorry, Sofie, about this uncomfortable meeting.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And the award for the best drama goes to...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Come over here and eat something from the girls' soft opening!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Fairy cakes? Damn it.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
I haven't held a black one in my hands in years.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- What is he on? - Besides me later?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
He's not breathing.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Called that wrong.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
is like a law in England.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Yesterday a rock star, and today he's gone.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
And, two, someday I'm gonna order breakfast to be delivered
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
And you only live till the next time you say "yolo."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
but I'm saying, if it does, I'm gonna be the first one to know.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
And I can't put it up now
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I caught this at his last concert.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Sorry for your loss and dope hat.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I have beaucoup friends coming here for the midnight vigil.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Content. Peaceful.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
What a waste.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Han, shh. These people are in mourning. Show some respect.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Your business is booming, and now I want rent.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
"He Only Died Once."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
That's it, your business is booming,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Show him your bite marks! Fine!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
No! That's too personal.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Max, it's the thought that counts.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
At a mourner's discount of just $8.95.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Wait, let me just light a candle for my dignity.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Because this is our death.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
If I don't get this out, it's gonna be my memorial service.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hey, that's so not cool, man.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Hey! Hi.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
No! Stop!

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- It's 2:00 A.M.! - Our hours are 2:00 to 4:00.
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
between a soft one and a hard one?
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
It's fine, Oleg.
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
- She's kidding. - No, she's not.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Okay, no more blind eye bull crap.
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Original tan, original tile, original too.
#8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- I'd rather not. - Nice?
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
And, Han, this was all possible
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Burn it to the ground, for all I care."
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Look, girls, I'm blowing this party horn for you.
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Sorry, Sofie, about this uncomfortable meeting.
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And the award for the best drama goes to...
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15 #15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16 #16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Come over here and eat something from the girls' soft opening!
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Fairy cakes? Damn it.
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
I haven't held a black one in my hands in years.
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- What is he on? - Besides me later?
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
He's not breathing.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Called that wrong.
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
is like a law in England.
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Yesterday a rock star, and today he's gone.
#24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
And, two, someday I'm gonna order breakfast to be delivered
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
And you only live till the next time you say "yolo."
#26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
but I'm saying, if it does, I'm gonna be the first one to know.
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
And I can't put it up now
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I caught this at his last concert.
#29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Sorry for your loss and dope hat.
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I have beaucoup friends coming here for the midnight vigil.
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32 #32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Content. Peaceful.
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
What a waste.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Han, shh. These people are in mourning. Show some respect.
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Your business is booming, and now I want rent.
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
"He Only Died Once."
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
That's it, your business is booming,
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Show him your bite marks! Fine!
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
No! That's too personal.
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Max, it's the thought that counts.
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
At a mourner's discount of just $8.95.
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Wait, let me just light a candle for my dignity.
#45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Because this is our death.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
If I don't get this out, it's gonna be my memorial service.
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hey, that's so not cool, man.
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Hey! Hi.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
No! Stop!
#50