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Season 3  "And the Soft Opening"  3x1

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 23, 2013

Word about a shocking incident involving a celebrity brings customers to Max and Caroline's new cupcake window.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
After my first jazz record didn't sell,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- It's 2:00 A.M.! - Our hours are 2:00 to 4:00.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
between a soft one and a hard one?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
It's fine, Oleg.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
- She's kidding. - No, she's not.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Okay, no more blind eye bull crap.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Original tan, original tile, original too.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- I'd rather not. - Nice?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
And, Han, this was all possible
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Burn it to the ground, for all I care."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Look, girls, I'm blowing this party horn for you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Sorry, Sofie, about this uncomfortable meeting.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And the award for the best drama goes to...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
Come over here and eat something from the girls' soft opening!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Fairy cakes? Damn it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
I haven't held a black one in my hands in years.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- What is he on? - Besides me later?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
He's not breathing.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
Called that wrong.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
is like a law in England.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Yesterday a rock star, and today he's gone.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
And, two, someday I'm gonna order breakfast to be delivered
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
And you only live till the next time you say "yolo."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
but I'm saying, if it does, I'm gonna be the first one to know.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
And I can't put it up now
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I caught this at his last concert.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Sorry for your loss and dope hat.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I have beaucoup friends coming here for the midnight vigil.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Content. Peaceful.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
What a waste.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Han, shh. These people are in mourning. Show some respect.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Your business is booming, and now I want rent.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
"He Only Died Once."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
That's it, your business is booming,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Show him your bite marks! Fine!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
No! That's too personal.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Max, it's the thought that counts.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
At a mourner's discount of just $8.95.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Wait, let me just light a candle for my dignity.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Because this is our death.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
If I don't get this out, it's gonna be my memorial service.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hey, that's so not cool, man.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Hey! Hi.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
No! Stop!

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
- It's 2:00 A.M.! - Our hours are 2:00 to 4:00.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
between a soft one and a hard one?
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
It's fine, Oleg.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
- She's kidding. - No, she's not.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
Okay, no more blind eye bull crap.
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
Original tan, original tile, original too.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
- I'd rather not. - Nice?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
And, Han, this was all possible
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Burn it to the ground, for all I care."
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
Look, girls, I'm blowing this party horn for you.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
Sorry, Sofie, about this uncomfortable meeting.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
And the award for the best drama goes to...
#14
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Come over here and eat something from the girls' soft opening!
#17
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Fairy cakes? Damn it.
#18
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I haven't held a black one in my hands in years.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- What is he on? - Besides me later?
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
He's not breathing.
#21
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Called that wrong.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
is like a law in England.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
Yesterday a rock star, and today he's gone.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
And, two, someday I'm gonna order breakfast to be delivered
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
And you only live till the next time you say "yolo."
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
but I'm saying, if it does, I'm gonna be the first one to know.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
And I can't put it up now
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
I caught this at his last concert.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Sorry for your loss and dope hat.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
I have beaucoup friends coming here for the midnight vigil.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32 #32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Content. Peaceful.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
What a waste.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
Han, shh. These people are in mourning. Show some respect.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Your business is booming, and now I want rent.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
"He Only Died Once."
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
That's it, your business is booming,
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
Show him your bite marks! Fine!
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
No! That's too personal.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Max, it's the thought that counts.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
♪ Knock, knock, knocking on heaven's door ♪
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
At a mourner's discount of just $8.95.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Wait, let me just light a candle for my dignity.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Because this is our death.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
If I don't get this out, it's gonna be my memorial service.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
Hey, that's so not cool, man.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Hey! Hi.
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50
No! Stop!
#50