S3 E23
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Season 3  "And the Free Money"  3x23

Aired 8 years ago - Apr 28, 2014

When Caroline and Max join Sophie at the racetrack as guests of Sophie's new bookie boyfriend, Caroline's reignited love for horse racing gets out of hand.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 1
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 2
Sure, I'll go get you some menus and the wine list.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 3
You bare them, baby.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 4
and we're out of everything in the pictures since 1974.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 5
if the glasses were clean?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
Are you even real?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
That's a beauty, but not as much a beauty
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
Oh, then we're there.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
the horses down there on the track
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
over here!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Come on, Peanut. Get a little closer to me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 12
Ah, horse racing is, after all,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 14
Nicky, who am I gonna bet on?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 15
Yeah, you're talking for long.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
I know about that. That's how I am.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
No, I meant place a bet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18
Yeah, but nothing stupid, just, like, not using a condom.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
some of those special popovers.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
I just ate the entire cast of Finding Nemo.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
And they're off.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
Yes, yes, yes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23
And not hide a diamond ring in it?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
And, waiter, bring my Peanut
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 27
we won 600 on our 200 after just that one horse race?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
Don't bring that over here. That's been in your crack.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
never getting another acting job again.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
Then, fine, you can have the money.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
Nope, I'll tell you what I tell every guy
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 32
Is there a map or a tour guide?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
No, I meant I'll never ask you for money again.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 35
You girls are still playing the horses.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
Are we talking "add avocado" money?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 37
You... You owe Nicky.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 38
You can survive in the trunk of a Lincoln for five, six days easy.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 39
Buck That and Little House on the Gary.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 40
Where'd you buy them, JC Puny?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 41
A mouse set a trap for you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 42
You're doing me such a big, big favor.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
You don't have it up to there.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
You're right. No more short jokes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
And I just bit the inside of my mouth.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
Eddie, hi. Is there anything you can tell me
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
Oh, no, what's happening?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
There is no sure thing
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 50
All that and we lost?

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 2
Sure, I'll go get you some menus and the wine list.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 3
You bare them, baby.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 4
and we're out of everything in the pictures since 1974.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 5
if the glasses were clean?
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 6
Are you even real?
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 7
That's a beauty, but not as much a beauty
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 8
Oh, then we're there.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 9
the horses down there on the track
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 10
over here!
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 11
Come on, Peanut. Get a little closer to me.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 12
Ah, horse racing is, after all,
#12
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Nicky, who am I gonna bet on?
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 15
Yeah, you're talking for long.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 16
I know about that. That's how I am.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 17
No, I meant place a bet.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 18
Yeah, but nothing stupid, just, like, not using a condom.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 19
some of those special popovers.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 20
I just ate the entire cast of Finding Nemo.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 21
And they're off.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 22
Yes, yes, yes.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 23
And not hide a diamond ring in it?
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 24
And, waiter, bring my Peanut
#24
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we won 600 on our 200 after just that one horse race?
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 28
Don't bring that over here. That's been in your crack.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 29
never getting another acting job again.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 30
Then, fine, you can have the money.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 31
Nope, I'll tell you what I tell every guy
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 32
Is there a map or a tour guide?
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 33
No, I meant I'll never ask you for money again.
#33
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You girls are still playing the horses.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 36
Are we talking "add avocado" money?
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 37
You... You owe Nicky.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 38
You can survive in the trunk of a Lincoln for five, six days easy.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 39
Buck That and Little House on the Gary.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 40
Where'd you buy them, JC Puny?
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 41
A mouse set a trap for you.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 42
You're doing me such a big, big favor.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 43
You don't have it up to there.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 44
You're right. No more short jokes.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 45
And I just bit the inside of my mouth.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 46
Eddie, hi. Is there anything you can tell me
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 47 #47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 48
Oh, no, what's happening?
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 23 (S03E23) - 49
There is no sure thing
#49
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All that and we lost?
#50