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Season 3  "And the Dumpster Sex"  3x14

Aired 8 years ago - Jan 20, 2014

When Deke takes Max to his place after a great first date, his "home" is nothing like she expected. Meanwhile, Caroline feels empowered - then scared for her life - after having a shady car towed from the front of their apartment building.

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Maybe. And I'll buy you some dinner if you put out.
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You came all the way here to ask me out?
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- What exactly did you see? - A car.
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- Relax. No one is after you. - Oh, really?
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Max, you're coming back tonight, right?
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It's an online game, but he says it's more of a lifestyle.
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It couldn't be. I haven't paid them all the money yet.
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Oh, no, I've got to sit down.
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then why do you act the way you do?
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Don't go. Dangerous people are after me.
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Rula? Yes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
Ah, 2009... The last year I had anything.
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No offense, Nancy, but we really need a dog in this situation.
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and stopped at a bodega to buy me condoms.
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So you thought of that in your head, and your brain was like, "That's okay to say"?
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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
This is usually the part where the girl says
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And if you think it's cool now, watch this.
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You have a sink in here and a stove.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
That's the smartest way to eat a burrito.
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Free delivery, yo.
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I'm not just saying this 'cause you live in a dumpster, but I'll take some...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Next time I won't be wearing this hat.
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And I got a horse and a cat, possibly a dead roommate, so...
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Why is your outgoing message a fart?
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So self-involved.
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Whoever you are, I have a pot of pretty hot water!
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If it helps, your toes do look bigger.
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Come right in.
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You clowns need to figure out your insurance information
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Max, can you take that flu season pamphlet and fan my feet?
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No, right now, I am very concerned about your legs.
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Max, don't take this the wrong way,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
I was raised to believe canned meat is as good as it gets.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Well, I kicked heroin in a 7/11 bathroom for three days.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
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- She right over there. - Ooh, she came back to life!
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I made it for you. I'm sorry my brother threw that cupcake at you.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
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That's rule number two.

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Maybe. And I'll buy you some dinner if you put out.
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You came all the way here to ask me out?
#3
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- What exactly did you see? - A car.
#5
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- Relax. No one is after you. - Oh, really?
#6
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Max, you're coming back tonight, right?
#7
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It's an online game, but he says it's more of a lifestyle.
#8
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It couldn't be. I haven't paid them all the money yet.
#9
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Oh, no, I've got to sit down.
#10
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then why do you act the way you do?
#11
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Don't go. Dangerous people are after me.
#13
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Rula? Yes.
#14
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Ah, 2009... The last year I had anything.
#15
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No offense, Nancy, but we really need a dog in this situation.
#16
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and stopped at a bodega to buy me condoms.
#17
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So you thought of that in your head, and your brain was like, "That's okay to say"?
#18
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This is usually the part where the girl says
#20
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And if you think it's cool now, watch this.
#21
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You have a sink in here and a stove.
#22
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That's the smartest way to eat a burrito.
#23
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Free delivery, yo.
#24
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I'm not just saying this 'cause you live in a dumpster, but I'll take some...
#25
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Next time I won't be wearing this hat.
#26
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And I got a horse and a cat, possibly a dead roommate, so...
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Why is your outgoing message a fart?
#31
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So self-involved.
#32
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Whoever you are, I have a pot of pretty hot water!
#34
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If it helps, your toes do look bigger.
#36
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Come right in.
#38
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You clowns need to figure out your insurance information
#39
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Max, can you take that flu season pamphlet and fan my feet?
#40
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No, right now, I am very concerned about your legs.
#41
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Max, don't take this the wrong way,
#43
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I was raised to believe canned meat is as good as it gets.
#44
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Well, I kicked heroin in a 7/11 bathroom for three days.
#45
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- She right over there. - Ooh, she came back to life!
#47
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I made it for you. I'm sorry my brother threw that cupcake at you.
#48
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That's rule number two.
#50