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Season 3  "And the Cronuts"  3x5

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 21, 2013

When Max and Caroline start losing business to the new cronut craze (half-croissant, half-donut), they come up with their own trend – cake fries.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 1
Anyway, she said she only cares about cronuts
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Cronut is what we called my Croatian cousin with one testicle.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
If cronuts had tongues, they'd be the Miley Cyrus of pastries.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Back in the day, 4:00 a.m. was when people would snort lines,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
I waited in line for two whole days.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Why, to make them less cool?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
I knew we should have gotten here sooner, but, no, I had to be a good person,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
the "sleep-through- the-morning-after" pill?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
I hate all these stupid trends. Cleanses, cronuts, condoms...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
I like croissants. I like doughnuts.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Look, it's two things I like put together.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Magic Mike.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Now that's a line you don't want to cut in.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Everybody relax.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
You're the rabbi.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I would if you would stop trying to fill my gap.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
- And I'm Garry. - I'm Jerri, he's Garry.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
- ...like sea salt on dark chocolate. - Hmm.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Actually, it's true, and you can read all about it in his memoir.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
- Next in line. - It happened!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We loved The Butler.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
- Nope. - We don't know them.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
No, I want our business to have a line.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
I'm listening.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
and then, when they sell out, we'll effortlessly switch to cupcakes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
I've never bought anything on the black market before.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
So far, this musical sucks.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Which is code for, "You're really bad at code."
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Yeah, and don't worry about me. I'll improve some good stuff on the spot.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
You're not the only girls in town who want my nuts!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
That's pure. How much for ten?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
I be getting mad offers for these things tonight.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
She said 200. We'll pay 200. And you'll take it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
- Thank you, Max. - What'd you say?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Max, you should see the line. It's halfway down the block.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
and then those'll sell out too because they're that good.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
All right, go!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
I don't think we should order more cronuts.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
I went right from baby food into fries in frosting.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Cake fries. We're millionaires.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
That's what you said that day too.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
All right.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I suppose I have been trying to eat better lately.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
- What's the "Q"? - Questioning.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
I slipped in her sweat and she bought me a Luna bar.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
This is our new product, called Cake Fries.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 2
Cronut is what we called my Croatian cousin with one testicle.
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 3
If cronuts had tongues, they'd be the Miley Cyrus of pastries.
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 4
Back in the day, 4:00 a.m. was when people would snort lines,
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 5
I waited in line for two whole days.
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 6
Why, to make them less cool?
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 7 #7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 8
I knew we should have gotten here sooner, but, no, I had to be a good person,
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 9
the "sleep-through- the-morning-after" pill?
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 10
I hate all these stupid trends. Cleanses, cronuts, condoms...
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 11
I like croissants. I like doughnuts.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 12
Look, it's two things I like put together.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 13
Magic Mike.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 14
Now that's a line you don't want to cut in.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 15
Everybody relax.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 16
You're the rabbi.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 17
I would if you would stop trying to fill my gap.
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 18
- And I'm Garry. - I'm Jerri, he's Garry.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 19
- ...like sea salt on dark chocolate. - Hmm.
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 20
Actually, it's true, and you can read all about it in his memoir.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 21
- Next in line. - It happened!
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 22
We loved The Butler.
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 23
- Nope. - We don't know them.
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 24
No, I want our business to have a line.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 25
I'm listening.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 26
and then, when they sell out, we'll effortlessly switch to cupcakes.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 27 #27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 28
I've never bought anything on the black market before.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 29
So far, this musical sucks.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 30
Which is code for, "You're really bad at code."
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 31
Yeah, and don't worry about me. I'll improve some good stuff on the spot.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 32
You're not the only girls in town who want my nuts!
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 33 #33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 34
That's pure. How much for ten?
#34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 35
I be getting mad offers for these things tonight.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 36
She said 200. We'll pay 200. And you'll take it.
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 37
- Thank you, Max. - What'd you say?
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 38 #38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 39
Max, you should see the line. It's halfway down the block.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 40
and then those'll sell out too because they're that good.
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 41
All right, go!
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 42
I don't think we should order more cronuts.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 43
I went right from baby food into fries in frosting.
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 44
Cake fries. We're millionaires.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 45
That's what you said that day too.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 46
All right.
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 47
I suppose I have been trying to eat better lately.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 48
- What's the "Q"? - Questioning.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 49
I slipped in her sweat and she bought me a Luna bar.
#49
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 5 (S03E05) - 50
This is our new product, called Cake Fries.
#50