S3 E17
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Season 3  "And the Married Man Sleepover"  3x17

Aired 8 years ago - Feb 24, 2014

Caroline asks Max and Deke to join her on her dinner date at Nicolas’s loft to help make sure she doesn’t do anything she might regret. Also, Max and Caroline treat themselves to very special hair appointments.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 1
so I guess that's more of a bitter pill.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 2
Yeah, so be a gentleman and take a step back,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 3
I guess one would call it a restaurant?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
We have all this relationship drama,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5
who would have sex with another woman without asking my wife?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 6
My boss at Quiznos once told me his wife's dying wish
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
Wait, you want me to Skype with your wife about sex?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
Oh.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
Wow, wow.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
And he's French too?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
Oh.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
I'm not gonna be sleeping with him either.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
Welcome to the Tristan Evans salon.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
At least tell me they're gay.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
So weird, 'cause I majored in head.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
You're not, like, a Danny or a Dantrell?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
Is the water too warm?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
Yeah, but I always wanted to know what it felt like to get a shampoo
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
I'll see you at home. I'm pretty close to a hairgasm.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
Oh, my God!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
because I've always been an old drag queen
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
I used it to smuggle cheese and cigarettes into the prison.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
I even bought myself a flat French hat to make me more French.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
And, Max, bring that lamp closer to my face,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
I mean, look at me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
Bonjour. You must be Juliette.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
I didn't even get to say "hos before bros" in French.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
You won't even share your French toast.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
I like it.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
Nicolas, I'm not staying.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
Well, that dinner we weren't staying for was delicious.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
Creme caramel au coconut cake.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
To that king-size bed with what looks like really good sheets
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
No, a pill-pill.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
And I've testified against half my family.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
Honestly, I prefer if you kill us.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
Can't dance?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
This is my least favorite part of the Addams Family.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
Stay. We don't have to have sex.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
Why would you call anyone into a bathroom if you don't have coke?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 44
Hey.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 45
Listen, now I'm thinking I want to sleep over, but not have sex.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46
You really think you can sleep in his bed with him,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47
was because you were afraid of being alone with him?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
Yup, we are too drunk.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 50
Oh, and, Nicolas, before you go,

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 2
Yeah, so be a gentleman and take a step back,
#2
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 3
I guess one would call it a restaurant?
#3
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
We have all this relationship drama,
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 5
who would have sex with another woman without asking my wife?
#5
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 6
My boss at Quiznos once told me his wife's dying wish
#6
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
Wait, you want me to Skype with your wife about sex?
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
Oh.
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
Wow, wow.
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
And he's French too?
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
Oh.
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12 #12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
I'm not gonna be sleeping with him either.
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
Welcome to the Tristan Evans salon.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
At least tell me they're gay.
#15
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
So weird, 'cause I majored in head.
#16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
You're not, like, a Danny or a Dantrell?
#17
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
Is the water too warm?
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
Yeah, but I always wanted to know what it felt like to get a shampoo
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 20 #20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
I'll see you at home. I'm pretty close to a hairgasm.
#21
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
Oh, my God!
#22
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 23
because I've always been an old drag queen
#23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
I used it to smuggle cheese and cigarettes into the prison.
#24
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 25
I even bought myself a flat French hat to make me more French.
#25
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
And, Max, bring that lamp closer to my face,
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
I mean, look at me.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
Bonjour. You must be Juliette.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
I didn't even get to say "hos before bros" in French.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
You won't even share your French toast.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
I like it.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
Nicolas, I'm not staying.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
Well, that dinner we weren't staying for was delicious.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34 #34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
Creme caramel au coconut cake.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
To that king-size bed with what looks like really good sheets
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
No, a pill-pill.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
And I've testified against half my family.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
Honestly, I prefer if you kill us.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
Can't dance?
#40
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 41
This is my least favorite part of the Addams Family.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
Stay. We don't have to have sex.
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 43
Why would you call anyone into a bathroom if you don't have coke?
#43
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 44
Hey.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 45
Listen, now I'm thinking I want to sleep over, but not have sex.
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46
You really think you can sleep in his bed with him,
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47
was because you were afraid of being alone with him?
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 48 #48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
Yup, we are too drunk.
#49
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Oh, and, Nicolas, before you go,
#50