S3 E6
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Season 3  "And the Piece of Sheet"  3x6

Aired 9 years ago - Oct 28, 2013

Feeling guilty for buying hair extensions with their joint funds, Caroline splurges on a new bedding set for Max but gives the old one to charity, not realizing her old pillowcase has sentimental value.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
Oh, good! So no one knows.
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No, I'm between clubs. Circus just became a straight club,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
Well, he left already.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
I knew this was all too good to be true. You have extensions.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
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I'm not interested unless it's a potbelly pig
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My bed doesn't wear skirts. It's a dude!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
These don't even have stains!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
But I'm not sure which of it is mine.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Who's that?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Well, I can't sleep without those sheets.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
Why am I on the floor in my new jammies?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Well, get up. You're going to the army, bitch.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
'Cause I always knew it was gonna happen, I just didn't know when.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Okay, I'll tell you, but look away.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
I guess I still need that pillowcase to sleep, or whatever.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
By the way, "dirty box" was my nickname in continuation school.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
- You know, like a finger basket. - Finger basket...?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Okay, Max, now be very careful.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
I'm not in here alone.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
No, I won't.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Let it go. If your sheets are under there, they're no long sweet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
I'd be even angrier if I hadn't found this great bra.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Or as she likes to call them, "night candy".
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Just doing a puzzle and listening to Elvis.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
I only need three hours of sleep at night
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
No, it was on CNN.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Fish oil, penicillin, amoxicillin...
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Oh, you know what?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Don't wait for me, Max. This might be a while.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
Is that the sleeping pill,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
and sleep coach Caroline here will have you asleep by 3:45 the latest.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Max, meet your new sheets.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
but not the queerest thing I've ever seen.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Look, if there's one thing old finger basket know how to do
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
That pillowcase was my one special thing.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
You're a piece of sheet.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
What does that mean?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
I'm not about to sit here and take this abuse
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You're a monster!
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
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Caroline, if I wanted to work around people in a good mood, I'd go work at Google.
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Me too, when I'm in a seat.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Now, since you were nice enough to get me new sheets,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
A wig?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
and then tell me again how this is all in my head.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
- Put it on. - Max, I'm scared.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
Are you here for the mafia widow discount?
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And I love that you have an outfit for everything I ask you to do.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
No, I'm between clubs. Circus just became a straight club,
#2
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Well, he left already.
#3
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I knew this was all too good to be true. You have extensions.
#4
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5 #5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
I'm not interested unless it's a potbelly pig
#6
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My bed doesn't wear skirts. It's a dude!
#7
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
These don't even have stains!
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
But I'm not sure which of it is mine.
#9
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Who's that?
#10
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Well, I can't sleep without those sheets.
#12
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Why am I on the floor in my new jammies?
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
Well, get up. You're going to the army, bitch.
#14
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'Cause I always knew it was gonna happen, I just didn't know when.
#15
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Okay, I'll tell you, but look away.
#16
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I guess I still need that pillowcase to sleep, or whatever.
#17
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By the way, "dirty box" was my nickname in continuation school.
#18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
- You know, like a finger basket. - Finger basket...?
#19
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Okay, Max, now be very careful.
#20
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
I'm not in here alone.
#21
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No, I won't.
#22
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Let it go. If your sheets are under there, they're no long sweet.
#23
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I'd be even angrier if I hadn't found this great bra.
#24
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Or as she likes to call them, "night candy".
#25
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Just doing a puzzle and listening to Elvis.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
I only need three hours of sleep at night
#27
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No, it was on CNN.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Fish oil, penicillin, amoxicillin...
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Oh, you know what?
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Don't wait for me, Max. This might be a while.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
Is that the sleeping pill,
#32
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and sleep coach Caroline here will have you asleep by 3:45 the latest.
#33
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
Max, meet your new sheets.
#34
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but not the queerest thing I've ever seen.
#35
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Look, if there's one thing old finger basket know how to do
#36
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
That pillowcase was my one special thing.
#37
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
You're a piece of sheet.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
What does that mean?
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
I'm not about to sit here and take this abuse
#40
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You're a monster!
#41
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Caroline, if I wanted to work around people in a good mood, I'd go work at Google.
#43
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Me too, when I'm in a seat.
#44
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Now, since you were nice enough to get me new sheets,
#45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
A wig?
#46
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
and then tell me again how this is all in my head.
#47
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
- Put it on. - Max, I'm scared.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
Are you here for the mafia widow discount?
#49
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And I love that you have an outfit for everything I ask you to do.
#50