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Season 3  "And the French Kiss"  3x12

Aired 10 years ago - Dec 16, 2013

After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 1
And me. I saw it over your shoulder.
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Max, should we help him find his mom?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Now, come on. This is a diner, not study hall. You're working.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
I am out the door.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
Look, I've been texting with Nicolas. He thirstay.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Or as they say in France, "A call du bootay."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Yeah, like a sexual object.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
before he does something to my insides.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
And he used "tu", not "vous."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
So as far as my dessert goes, I went all-out
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
It was right there the whole time. How could I not see it?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Said the only person here not in pastry school.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
I thought I'd distract myself by going out with you guys,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
You're right, Max. I shouldn't text him.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Isn't that what people do? I forget.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
I think I'll just wink.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
No, no, it's just that I usually like to fast-forward
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Well, we're hoping not to see any balls.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
You know, for someone who wasn't gonna have sex,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
Come on, you can't leave. We just got here.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24
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- Did they look? - No, he's busy rounding third.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
trying to binge eat this image out of my mind.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Hello?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Well, I never had a father to teach me.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yes, last night got a little out of hand.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Yeah, the princess and the penis.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Heh. Well, the thing is he's married.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Fronch?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
that she has to marry someone who isn't married.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
FYI, if you ever get hit, just stay down.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Sure. Sit. Have some salad. You and me, me and you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
- So Nicolas, where do you think he is? - He just said he had a lunch date.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Married?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Kendall Jenner is applying to colleges?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
- Tell anyone what? - Caroline kissed a married man.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
and says "dreamscape," so let's judge her on that.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
You know, in Poland, the wedding vows say,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
until he handed in his homework.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
and then the final cry, which is probably my fault.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
That's right. And look what I found written on the back.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
- Oh, man, this is heavy. - I know, very heavy.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Or just ignore it so I don't get kicked out of school?

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 2
Max, should we help him find his mom?
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 3
Now, come on. This is a diner, not study hall. You're working.
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 4
I am out the door.
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 5
Look, I've been texting with Nicolas. He thirstay.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 6
Or as they say in France, "A call du bootay."
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 7
Yeah, like a sexual object.
#7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 8
before he does something to my insides.
#8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 9
And he used "tu", not "vous."
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 10
So as far as my dessert goes, I went all-out
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 11
It was right there the whole time. How could I not see it?
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 12
Said the only person here not in pastry school.
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 13
I thought I'd distract myself by going out with you guys,
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 14
You're right, Max. I shouldn't text him.
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 15
Isn't that what people do? I forget.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 16 #16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 17
I think I'll just wink.
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 18 #18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 19
No, no, it's just that I usually like to fast-forward
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 20
Well, we're hoping not to see any balls.
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 21
You know, for someone who wasn't gonna have sex,
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 22
Come on, you can't leave. We just got here.
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 23 #23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 24 #24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 25
- Did they look? - No, he's busy rounding third.
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 26 #26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 27
trying to binge eat this image out of my mind.
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 28 #28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 29 #29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 30
Hello?
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 31
Well, I never had a father to teach me.
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yes, last night got a little out of hand.
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 33
Yeah, the princess and the penis.
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 34
Heh. Well, the thing is he's married.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 35
Fronch?
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 36
that she has to marry someone who isn't married.
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 37
FYI, if you ever get hit, just stay down.
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 38
Sure. Sit. Have some salad. You and me, me and you.
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 39
- So Nicolas, where do you think he is? - He just said he had a lunch date.
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 40
Married?
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 41
Kendall Jenner is applying to colleges?
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 42
- Tell anyone what? - Caroline kissed a married man.
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 43
and says "dreamscape," so let's judge her on that.
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 44
You know, in Poland, the wedding vows say,
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 45 #45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 46
until he handed in his homework.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 47
and then the final cry, which is probably my fault.
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 48
That's right. And look what I found written on the back.
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 49
- Oh, man, this is heavy. - I know, very heavy.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 50
Or just ignore it so I don't get kicked out of school?
#50