S3 E12
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Season 3  "And the French Kiss"  3x12

Aired 8 years ago - Dec 16, 2013

After an incredible make-out session with Max’s pastry school teacher, Chef Nicholas, Caroline finds out something that makes her wish it never happened.

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And me. I saw it over your shoulder.
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Max, should we help him find his mom?
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Now, come on. This is a diner, not study hall. You're working.
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I am out the door.
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Look, I've been texting with Nicolas. He thirstay.
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Or as they say in France, "A call du bootay."
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Yeah, like a sexual object.
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before he does something to my insides.
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And he used "tu", not "vous."
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So as far as my dessert goes, I went all-out
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It was right there the whole time. How could I not see it?
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Said the only person here not in pastry school.
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I thought I'd distract myself by going out with you guys,
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You're right, Max. I shouldn't text him.
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Isn't that what people do? I forget.
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I think I'll just wink.
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No, no, it's just that I usually like to fast-forward
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Well, we're hoping not to see any balls.
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You know, for someone who wasn't gonna have sex,
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Come on, you can't leave. We just got here.
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- Did they look? - No, he's busy rounding third.
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trying to binge eat this image out of my mind.
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Hello?
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Well, I never had a father to teach me.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 12 (S03E12) - 32
Yes, last night got a little out of hand.
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Yeah, the princess and the penis.
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Heh. Well, the thing is he's married.
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Fronch?
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that she has to marry someone who isn't married.
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FYI, if you ever get hit, just stay down.
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Sure. Sit. Have some salad. You and me, me and you.
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- So Nicolas, where do you think he is? - He just said he had a lunch date.
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Married?
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Kendall Jenner is applying to colleges?
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- Tell anyone what? - Caroline kissed a married man.
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and says "dreamscape," so let's judge her on that.
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You know, in Poland, the wedding vows say,
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until he handed in his homework.
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and then the final cry, which is probably my fault.
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That's right. And look what I found written on the back.
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- Oh, man, this is heavy. - I know, very heavy.
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Or just ignore it so I don't get kicked out of school?

Or scroll and see one by one:

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Max, should we help him find his mom?
#2
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Now, come on. This is a diner, not study hall. You're working.
#3
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I am out the door.
#4
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Look, I've been texting with Nicolas. He thirstay.
#5
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Or as they say in France, "A call du bootay."
#6
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Yeah, like a sexual object.
#7
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before he does something to my insides.
#8
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And he used "tu", not "vous."
#9
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So as far as my dessert goes, I went all-out
#10
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It was right there the whole time. How could I not see it?
#11
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Said the only person here not in pastry school.
#12
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I thought I'd distract myself by going out with you guys,
#13
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You're right, Max. I shouldn't text him.
#14
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Isn't that what people do? I forget.
#15
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I think I'll just wink.
#17
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No, no, it's just that I usually like to fast-forward
#19
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Well, we're hoping not to see any balls.
#20
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You know, for someone who wasn't gonna have sex,
#21
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Come on, you can't leave. We just got here.
#22
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- Did they look? - No, he's busy rounding third.
#25
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trying to binge eat this image out of my mind.
#27
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Hello?
#30
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Well, I never had a father to teach me.
#31
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Yes, last night got a little out of hand.
#32
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Yeah, the princess and the penis.
#33
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Heh. Well, the thing is he's married.
#34
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Fronch?
#35
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that she has to marry someone who isn't married.
#36
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FYI, if you ever get hit, just stay down.
#37
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Sure. Sit. Have some salad. You and me, me and you.
#38
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- So Nicolas, where do you think he is? - He just said he had a lunch date.
#39
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Married?
#40
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Kendall Jenner is applying to colleges?
#41
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- Tell anyone what? - Caroline kissed a married man.
#42
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and says "dreamscape," so let's judge her on that.
#43
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You know, in Poland, the wedding vows say,
#44
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until he handed in his homework.
#46
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and then the final cry, which is probably my fault.
#47
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That's right. And look what I found written on the back.
#48
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- Oh, man, this is heavy. - I know, very heavy.
#49
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Or just ignore it so I don't get kicked out of school?
#50