S3 E8
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Season 3  "And the 'It' Hole"  3x8

Aired 11 years ago - Nov 11, 2013

When Caroline’s date is a no-show after promising to take her to one of the city’s hippest new restaurants, she and Max decide to take advantage of the hard-to-get reservation.

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the city has one of those free vans that'll take him home.
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Good night, broke-ass divas.
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- Luis, can you work for me tomorrow? - Absolutely not, no.
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Caroline, what is my number-one diner rule?
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No phones.
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And my phone is fully charged,
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which means every time you make a dumb purchase,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
Perfect, 'cause I'm snow-bored with this conversation.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
Nancy and I have been really looking forward to you leaving
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
That was the name of my talk show in Poland.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
Yeah, I hear everything that does and doesn't happen
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
Yeah, and I got you a big grab bag of condoms.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
Usually, a "great personality" is the only birth control I need.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 16
You do?
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And I like what I'm wearing, and I don't have time to change
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In fact, I wouldn't even know if I was being stood up,
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 19
Okay, fine.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 20
we can call our friend Oleg, and he can go put a hit on him.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 21
Don't be so snooty, you used to be a hot dog on a stick.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 22
Someone's sending me a copy of He's Just Not That Into You.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 23
This was the day Caroline Channing got stood up.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 24
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Yeah, I wanted to take you back to a time before you were stood up.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 26
Look, they even have a country clothesline hung with baby clothes.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27
Yes, hi, um, Brian-Brian.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
You can have a drink, and I'll call you when your table is ready.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
- It means I'll seat you when your... - Brian-Brian, Bri-Bri, B.B., come on.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
but I'm kinda broke and you're kinda gay, so just be nice.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
Yep, just regular folks, sitting around designer pickle barrels.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
Your waitress will be right over.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Hard to believe, but a man named Brian-Brian has been dethroned.
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Was that drink directed by Wes Anderson?
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You still think the surfer's coming.
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to a father/daughter dance with her mom's weed dealer.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 38
This is not a Katherine Heigl movie.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
Hang up. He's not coming.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
Our drinks are right there.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 41
No wonder they don't have any bad yelp reviews.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
What's she been doing, dancing with wolves?
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- Would you get us some wine? - Oh, sure, what kind?
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 44
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Yeah, who isn't? Except for Asian guys.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 46
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York, York, don't be mad. Byron was starving and we're thirsty.
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 48
For your help. Byron wants you to have it.
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You're pretty. You have a good body.
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I just got a hit. Well, I'm out.

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Good night, broke-ass divas.
#2
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- Luis, can you work for me tomorrow? - Absolutely not, no.
#3
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Caroline, what is my number-one diner rule?
#4
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No phones.
#5
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And my phone is fully charged,
#8
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 9
which means every time you make a dumb purchase,
#9
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 10
Perfect, 'cause I'm snow-bored with this conversation.
#10
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 11
Nancy and I have been really looking forward to you leaving
#11
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 12
That was the name of my talk show in Poland.
#12
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 13
Yeah, I hear everything that does and doesn't happen
#13
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 14
Yeah, and I got you a big grab bag of condoms.
#14
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 15
Usually, a "great personality" is the only birth control I need.
#15
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You do?
#16
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And I like what I'm wearing, and I don't have time to change
#17
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In fact, I wouldn't even know if I was being stood up,
#18
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Okay, fine.
#19
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we can call our friend Oleg, and he can go put a hit on him.
#20
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Don't be so snooty, you used to be a hot dog on a stick.
#21
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Someone's sending me a copy of He's Just Not That Into You.
#22
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This was the day Caroline Channing got stood up.
#23
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Yeah, I wanted to take you back to a time before you were stood up.
#25
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Look, they even have a country clothesline hung with baby clothes.
#26
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 27
Yes, hi, um, Brian-Brian.
#27
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 28
You can have a drink, and I'll call you when your table is ready.
#28
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 29
- It means I'll seat you when your... - Brian-Brian, Bri-Bri, B.B., come on.
#29
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 30
but I'm kinda broke and you're kinda gay, so just be nice.
#30
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 31
Yep, just regular folks, sitting around designer pickle barrels.
#31
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 32
Your waitress will be right over.
#32
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 33
Hard to believe, but a man named Brian-Brian has been dethroned.
#33
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Was that drink directed by Wes Anderson?
#35
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You still think the surfer's coming.
#36
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to a father/daughter dance with her mom's weed dealer.
#37
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This is not a Katherine Heigl movie.
#38
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 39
Hang up. He's not coming.
#39
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 40
Our drinks are right there.
#40
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No wonder they don't have any bad yelp reviews.
#41
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 42
What's she been doing, dancing with wolves?
#42
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 43
- Would you get us some wine? - Oh, sure, what kind?
#43
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Yeah, who isn't? Except for Asian guys.
#45
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York, York, don't be mad. Byron was starving and we're thirsty.
#47
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For your help. Byron wants you to have it.
#48
Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 8 (S03E08) - 49
You're pretty. You have a good body.
#49
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I just got a hit. Well, I'm out.
#50