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Season 3  "And the New Lease on Life"  3x22

Aired 10 years ago - Apr 21, 2014

When Max and Caroline find out the lease is up on their apartment, they’re forced to find the original tenant and have him re-sign, claiming he still lives there, or risk being evicted.

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 1
Well, you know him too. It's Oleg.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2
could afford to live in this building.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
Turns out my father's name is "mother has no idea".
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
He's at a rest home in Sheepshead Bay.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
He's probably already shaking.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
Technically I'd be your co-star.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
Actually, there's an apartment in my building
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
I'm not talking about me and you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
and you get to crap your pants!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11
No, he's alive, but just...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
you still live there for a day.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
Listen, Lester, we need you...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
18 hours tops!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
I'm not ready to move in with you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
That's still in play at their age?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
when we see each other at Bingo.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
I'll just grab my penis pump, and we're outta here.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
Lester, not that I minded pushing you 35 blocks, but...
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
Have you ever made love to a lady with no teeth
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
Liza Minnelli threw up in that corner.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
Do we need to go over our cover story again?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
Which is the only part of our story that's true.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
There's his bong.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
I just have a few questions, mr. Donovan.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
and it's still a little awkward between us.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
She lives upstairs, and she doesn't know Lester?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
Sophie, this is the guy from the agency
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29
Come closer. He can't hear you.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Oh, I'm as hip as they come, baby! Yeah!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
Have a nice day!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
Oh, hey, it's been 18 hours.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
Good to be home!
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
You know, at the home they keep salt on lockdown.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
It's called a Ukrainian divorce.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
Caroline sings so much
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
Yes, some nurse tripped over the power cord.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
She puts the "ass" in "bass."
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
Oh, I do love an egg cream.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40
More jell-o?
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
It's wall-to-wall whoopee,
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42
and I will gladly leave the apartment.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
with my tail between my legs.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
for my Facebook page.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45
♪ Take me out... ♪
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
for who's gonna sleep with Lester.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47
And, Max, I think you cheated in that straw pull.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48
I do, I think the science part of your brain would enjoy it.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
I don't think there are any bullets in that gun.
 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50
that apartment in Earl's building

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Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 2
could afford to live in this building.
#2 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 3
Turns out my father's name is "mother has no idea".
#3 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 4
As soon as they find out this Lester Donovan
#4 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 5
He's at a rest home in Sheepshead Bay.
#5 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 6
He's probably already shaking.
#6 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 7
Technically I'd be your co-star.
#7 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 8
Actually, there's an apartment in my building
#8 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 9
I'm not talking about me and you.
#9 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 10
and you get to crap your pants!
#10 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 11
No, he's alive, but just...
#11 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 12
you still live there for a day.
#12 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 13
Listen, Lester, we need you...
#13 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 14
18 hours tops!
#14 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 15
I'm not ready to move in with you.
#15 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 16
That's still in play at their age?
#16 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 17
when we see each other at Bingo.
#17 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 18
I'll just grab my penis pump, and we're outta here.
#18 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 19
Lester, not that I minded pushing you 35 blocks, but...
#19 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 20
Have you ever made love to a lady with no teeth
#20 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 21
Liza Minnelli threw up in that corner.
#21 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 22
Do we need to go over our cover story again?
#22 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 23
Which is the only part of our story that's true.
#23 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 24
There's his bong.
#24 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 25
I just have a few questions, mr. Donovan.
#25 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 26
and it's still a little awkward between us.
#26 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 27
She lives upstairs, and she doesn't know Lester?
#27 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 28
Sophie, this is the guy from the agency
#28 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 29
Come closer. He can't hear you.
#29 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 30
Oh, I'm as hip as they come, baby! Yeah!
#30 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 31
Have a nice day!
#31 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 32
Oh, hey, it's been 18 hours.
#32 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 33
Good to be home!
#33 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 34
You know, at the home they keep salt on lockdown.
#34 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 35
It's called a Ukrainian divorce.
#35 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 36
Caroline sings so much
#36 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 37
Yes, some nurse tripped over the power cord.
#37 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 38
She puts the "ass" in "bass."
#38 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 39
Oh, I do love an egg cream.
#39 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 40
More jell-o?
#40 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 41
It's wall-to-wall whoopee,
#41 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 42
and I will gladly leave the apartment.
#42 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 43
with my tail between my legs.
#43 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 44
for my Facebook page.
#44 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 45
♪ Take me out... ♪
#45 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 46
for who's gonna sleep with Lester.
#46 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 47
And, Max, I think you cheated in that straw pull.
#47 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 48
I do, I think the science part of your brain would enjoy it.
#48 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 49
I don't think there are any bullets in that gun.
#49 Recap of 2 Broke Girls Season 3 Episode 22 (S03E22) - 50
that apartment in Earl's building
#50