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Season 3  "Treehouse"  3x7

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 02, 2011

Gloria persuades Jay to commit to a night of salsa dancing after seeing how much his friend Shorty and his girlfriend do together. Cameron makes a bet that he can get a woman's phone number at the bar. Phil builds a tree house for Luke.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 1
If it ain't funny, it ain't worth Jack.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
Who do you think you're talking to? God ain't tougher than me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
- Can we move this along? - Patriots suck.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 4
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 5
Like Julie Andrews in that movie where she showed her breasts.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Watch where you're going. Horace, put the Pats game on the TV and get me a few beers.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 7
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 8
- Sure. - Transvestite! Back off.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 9
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 10
And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 12
- That was lame. - Poor Peter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Come one, come all. She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
Come on, Chris. We'll have to go to plan B.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
He's teaching a class. I can't bother him now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
- I want you in my advanced class. - Advanced class? No, no, no.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
If you hurry, I'll let you try on hats. I won't let you buy, but you can try 'em on.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 19
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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 21
Nobody walks all over me. Those days are over. Lois Griffin demands respect.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 22
That's Randy, and that's Fred. Randy is the messy one. Fred's very neat.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 23
Now stay that way.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 26
Excuse me, New Yorker. You're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 29
- Kathy, get in there with Lois. - I can't. I have cramps.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
- The bond is broken. - Then spin the wheel, raggedy man!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 32
This is mine. This is where my babies come from.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 33
Lois, I was watching that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Whoa! What the hell are you doing? Those are my graham crackers.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
- Good Lord. - I just want you to know, Brian, I didn't cry.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
This is my fault! I brought violence into this house!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
OK, and now a word from our sponsors.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
Stewart, take this mommy doll and daddy doll and show me how they act together.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
those hammocky deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 41
I... I know who's responsible for Stewie's behaviour,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
Well, there seems to be a lot of anger in your household.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
- Don't censure me! - No more anger!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
"Lgnore her and only listen to me - Peter. "
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
"I'm the dog. I'm well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
"Dear Meg. For the first four years of your life, I thought you were a house cat. " Dad!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 48
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 49
We're not taking pills. It's not natural.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
That was fun. What country shall we do next?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 2
Who do you think you're talking to? God ain't tougher than me.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 3
- Can we move this along? - Patriots suck.
#3
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Like Julie Andrews in that movie where she showed her breasts.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 6
Watch where you're going. Horace, put the Pats game on the TV and get me a few beers.
#6
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- Sure. - Transvestite! Back off.
#8
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And look who I had for dessert. Asexual former mayor Ed Koch. Pah!
#10
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- That was lame. - Poor Peter.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 13
Come one, come all. She floats like a butterfly and stings like when I pee.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 14
Come on, Chris. We'll have to go to plan B.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 15
He's teaching a class. I can't bother him now.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 16
- I want you in my advanced class. - Advanced class? No, no, no.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 17
If you hurry, I'll let you try on hats. I won't let you buy, but you can try 'em on.
#17
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Nobody walks all over me. Those days are over. Lois Griffin demands respect.
#21
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That's Randy, and that's Fred. Randy is the messy one. Fred's very neat.
#22
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Now stay that way.
#23
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Excuse me, New Yorker. You're in my seat, and I had sex with your mother last night.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 27
Jets suck, Yankees suck, Knicks suck.
#27
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- Kathy, get in there with Lois. - I can't. I have cramps.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 30
- The bond is broken. - Then spin the wheel, raggedy man!
#30
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This is mine. This is where my babies come from.
#32
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Lois, I was watching that.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 34
Whoa! What the hell are you doing? Those are my graham crackers.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 35
- Good Lord. - I just want you to know, Brian, I didn't cry.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 36
This is my fault! I brought violence into this house!
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 37
OK, and now a word from our sponsors.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 38
Stewart, take this mommy doll and daddy doll and show me how they act together.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 39
those hammocky deposits of gin sugars you call buttocks?"
#39
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I... I know who's responsible for Stewie's behaviour,
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 42
Well, there seems to be a lot of anger in your household.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 43
- Don't censure me! - No more anger!
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 44
"Lgnore her and only listen to me - Peter. "
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 45
"I'm the dog. I'm well-read and have a diverse stock portfolio,
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 46 #46 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 47
"Dear Meg. For the first four years of your life, I thought you were a house cat. " Dad!
#47
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We're not taking pills. It's not natural.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 7 (S03E07) - 50
That was fun. What country shall we do next?
#50