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Season 3  "Go Bullfrogs!"  3x6

Aired 7 years ago - Oct 19, 2011

Phil takes Haley to visit his alma mater. Claire goes out with Mitchell and Cameron. Gloria and Jay may have to broach a delicate subject with Manny.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
Screw that. I busted my ass keeping Lois busy so I could be here. Grip it and rip it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
- Mom, I found Dad's first clue. - I can't believe your father organised this.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
I'll kick his ass. Someone ought to kick his ass.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
- We'll be in the clubhouse. - Go on, run away. More golf course for me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
My, this is certainly a beautiful night. I love looking at stars.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
- Come on. Give Arte Johnson a kiss. - Peter, stop it. I mean it!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
I've never met a guy like you. You're so full of life.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
I can't believe I thought that looked good. I must've been high.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
I can't until you have a revelation. One of those things that changes your life.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
And now it appears there's a woman chasing the dogs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
- Sorry, Ma. - Is sorry gonna reheat the casserole?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Oh, yeah. I'll tell you, Lois's dad was a pain in the ass when I met him.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Take the rap for this. I only get one chance to make a first impression.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
And I'm taken with her. I mean, look at her. Huh? Show us front and back there, Lois.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Are we talking a slope or full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
We were just about to sing a song about mopping.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Ma, for God's sake, leave me alone! I'm working!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
How romantic. Why can't you find a nice girl?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
- I don't have skin! - That's cos you didn't eat your beans!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
But too late. Oh, and by the way, when the lightning hit you, you soiled yourself. Enjoy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Death, will you relax? The beach is a perfect place to pick up chicks.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
You have to counterbalance the weight at the point where the lever pivots. Like so.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
What was I thinking? You don't know anything about picking up chicks.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
- How about now? - Your crotch just looks like Lois to me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
That one's a feminist type, she's into he-men,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos. Here, this is her.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Mom, hurry! I can't stand the smell!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
- There she is. That's her. - All right, go on. Just like we practised.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
I'll, uh... This is a bad time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Thanks, Quagmire. Hope you live next door to me someday.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
Nothing's too far away from Maxine, the cheatin' queen. Women.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Holy crap! Do you see what I see?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
- Sure. I get off at two. - Great! Great! I'll meet you here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
- What are you doing here? - Loretta's mom was hankering for a snack,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
Oh, boy. You just put Peter in the doghouse, which is where your mother...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
She's just gonna be glad to see you. That's how it was with Lois.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
- Hi, Mr Pewterschmidt. - What are you doing here?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2 #2 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
- Mom, I found Dad's first clue. - I can't believe your father organised this.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4 #4 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
I'll kick his ass. Someone ought to kick his ass.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
- We'll be in the clubhouse. - Go on, run away. More golf course for me.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7 #7 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Oh, yeah. Thank God I get to hang out with a fascinating gent like yourself.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
My, this is certainly a beautiful night. I love looking at stars.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
- Come on. Give Arte Johnson a kiss. - Peter, stop it. I mean it!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
I've never met a guy like you. You're so full of life.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
I can't believe I thought that looked good. I must've been high.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
I can't until you have a revelation. One of those things that changes your life.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15 #15 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16 #16 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
And now it appears there's a woman chasing the dogs.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
The Shadow is in reality Lamont Cranston, wealthy young man.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
- Sorry, Ma. - Is sorry gonna reheat the casserole?
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Oh, yeah. I'll tell you, Lois's dad was a pain in the ass when I met him.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Take the rap for this. I only get one chance to make a first impression.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
And I'm taken with her. I mean, look at her. Huh? Show us front and back there, Lois.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Are we talking a slope or full-blown fried eggs hanging on a nail?
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24 #24 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
We were just about to sing a song about mopping.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Ma, for God's sake, leave me alone! I'm working!
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
How romantic. Why can't you find a nice girl?
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
- I don't have skin! - That's cos you didn't eat your beans!
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
But too late. Oh, and by the way, when the lightning hit you, you soiled yourself. Enjoy.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30 #30 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
Death, will you relax? The beach is a perfect place to pick up chicks.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32 #32 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
You have to counterbalance the weight at the point where the lever pivots. Like so.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
What was I thinking? You don't know anything about picking up chicks.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
- How about now? - Your crotch just looks like Lois to me.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
That one's a feminist type, she's into he-men,
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37 #37 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
Sorry. That's Edward James Olmos. Here, this is her.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
Mom, hurry! I can't stand the smell!
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
- There she is. That's her. - All right, go on. Just like we practised.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
I'll, uh... This is a bad time.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Thanks, Quagmire. Hope you live next door to me someday.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
Nothing's too far away from Maxine, the cheatin' queen. Women.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
Holy crap! Do you see what I see?
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45 #45 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
- Sure. I get off at two. - Great! Great! I'll meet you here.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
- What are you doing here? - Loretta's mom was hankering for a snack,
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
Oh, boy. You just put Peter in the doghouse, which is where your mother...
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
She's just gonna be glad to see you. That's how it was with Lois.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
- Hi, Mr Pewterschmidt. - What are you doing here?
#50