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Season 11

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 19, 2020

Phil and Claire take Haley and Dylan to dinner to reassure them they are not bad parents. While out to dinner, they run into Mitch and Cam who are chaperoning Lily’s first date, as well as Jay and Gloria after attending Joe’s school play.

Aired 9 months ago - Feb 12, 2020

In one last trip, the family heads to Paris so Jay can accept a lifetime achievement award in the closet industry, but his old nemesis comes back to haunt him. Claire has a secret rendezvous in one of the most romantic cities in the world. Cam’s lifelong dream of performing as Fizbo on the streets of Paris is about to become a reality.

Aired 10 months ago - Jan 22, 2020

Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when a former resident of the house shows up unexpectedly. The Dunphy's old neighbor-turned-tech-titan comes to visit with a big surprise for Phil. Manny's dad has a big opportunity for his son.

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To a stranger who wants to die here?
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Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?
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I'm sorry, Mom, but if those companies
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I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel,
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- Haley, get in here! - Nah, I'm good.
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What is the one thing
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and leave Earth with me?
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...winning two non-consecutive Realtor of the Year Awards.
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I'm sure it'll cost me in other ways.
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- [DOORBELL RINGS] - No, we're not.
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GLORIA: Nice teeth.
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Whee!
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something for you to chew on.
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I won a year-long cruise around the world.
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- Oh, thanks, Margaret. - Mm-hmm.
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Oh. No problem.
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Oh, I was just getting the couch ready
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The nerve died a few years ago.
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they're forced to talk to each other.
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the lady's clothes come off.
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but I want to bond with Manny before it's too late.
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For the millionth time, I moved that chair.
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Where... Where would the couch look better?
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- Yeah. - You should go reunite with your old friend.
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- you're gonna have to train. - Oh.
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I don't want to go to space, Claire! I'm terrified!
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I'm taping over it already in my mind.
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Claire, I-I hope you don't mind terribly,
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I'm looking for a bold candidate who loves to take chances.
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Uh, uh, pew!
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No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out.
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Margaret, could you come in here, please?
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I just want to sleep, tend my cannabis garden,
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You don't need an assistant,
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and you stood by me through it all.
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[JAY AND MARGARET LAUGH]
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- Eh... - No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
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Don't give me that, you smug sonuvabitch.
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He stole my girl when I went to war,
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Nobody talks to me like that.
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See, Mitchell, he's making plans for the future.
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Okay, now, hold on, hold on. Let me write these down.
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Blaine Lemarque, playwright.
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I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip columnist for the local rag.
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I don't feel alone.
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[CHUCKLES] Sorry for making you guys wait.
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He planned a whole adventure!
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why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
Aired 10 months ago - Jan 15, 2020

Phil pays a visit to his dad after hearing some concerning news about him; Jay gives Claire and Mitch a bunch of their old childhood memorabilia that triggers them to reevaluate a long-held story about their first family vacation.

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but not before Olympic gold medalist Mary Lou Retton
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So, Dad, I, uh, I w... I wanted to ask you...
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More like a vision from my past.
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but I couldn't even get up the nerve to say "hi."
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It took a little while, but I finally convinced Manny
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Well, looks like my first house sale
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- Oh. - It's a person that takes things
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Oh. Oh, my goodness. I'm sorry. I didn't even see you there.
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I am so glad that Manny stopped doing those embarrassing things.
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- Get going! Get going! - I'm going!
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when you realize you've really dropped the ball.
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They must be pretty popular, huh?
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Wonder where you picked that up from.
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than could prove Dad cut our vacation short, okay?
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Hold on. I just saw a matchbook from there, and...
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April 20th. "I think JT likes me.
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Okay. Okay. But maybe this might help.
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whose dad-like approval she has to work for?
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and give her the classic Tucker stare down.
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but with Ronald, who invited me to Panda Express
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and, uh, come meet your great-grandbabies.
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No, no, no. There's a pothole.
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We can finally test it out!
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But only on the right side of the button.
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Oh. Hi, Cam.
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I'm glad I didn't go with the first dress.
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- Maybe I could... - No, thanks.
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You paid a speech therapist to shame it out of me.
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Well, you seem like a nice couple.
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Alright. Final lesson... always be willing to walk away.
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100 dog beds for a hundred bucks,
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and no credit card receipts.
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I bought a pack of these
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Oh, oh, I forgot about my Maddox Pritchett phase.
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and we would have left early.
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Okay, I know you remember it this way,
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Claire, don't do that. Just take the victory.
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Wait, and this is right after our trip.
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when phones stopped having antennas.
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Came up with a best-selling closet.
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Hi. We're still interested in your house.
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We... Are... Are you all about to be my new neighbor?
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Do I like ethnic women? Guilty.
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- Betsy's birthday. - Okay, we'll come back, Don.
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- in this barbershop. - You know it.
Aired 10 months ago - Jan 08, 2020

Alex's company puts her up at a new luxury apartment building with a number of high-profile residents that the family is eager to take advantage of. Phil is on a mission to review the restaurant's famous sliders for his food blog.

Aired a year ago - Dec 11, 2019

Cam is hoping to keep everyone happy for their annual Christmas dinner as he hides and prepares for his big interview for a head coaching position out-of-state. Haley is excited to finally be reunited with wine. Mitchell is suspicious of Cam’s holiday trip to visit his family in Missouri.

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I feel bad, but this thing with Sherry is...
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I do. She's smart and cool,
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Okay, so, first of all,
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I... didn't go through his luggage.
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Or nobody gets into anything with anybody
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Uh...
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- Uh... - CLAIRE: Hey, Dad?
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In her day, did she enjoy the company of a few men? Sure.
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Your parents? The people whose idea of fancy
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Why are we talking about Manny, anyway,
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Okay. That is some high horse you're on there, Dad.
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The last thing he wants is to make all this a big deal.
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Today is not about me. It's about family.
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Manny, would you care for a champagne cocktail?
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Every family has a bad seed that needs to be cast out
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I can spend one evening with the people I love
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Come on! Let's go. Hyah! Hyah!
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I love you both,
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Manny, I'm sorry.
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So...
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Are you being nice to make me feel worser?
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Can't do it. Is Phil calling me?
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Suffice to say that science has shown us
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Well, I just need his face.
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- but I'm a little busy with... - A-5, 6, 7, 8.
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We've been having such a great time.
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Problem solved, farm-style!
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Tell me, at least, that you have one of his toes in your pocket.
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The woman that threw herself out the window to avoid me.
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Oh, insensitive old white men.
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how are you snooping through my phone?!
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I knew you were still pissed about that Ezravision thing.
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Dogs don't care if they're sleeping in a pineapple!
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With... everyone else around.
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[VOICE BREAKING] No, I'm not dying. It's something else.
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- Will you j... - It all started last fall.
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meet the athletic director, and if all goes well...
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And I'll have you know, our town ne'er-do-well
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[VOICE BREAKING] You guys can't go!
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I'm Liz Taylor.
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spend a little more time there.
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You know, so let's just enjoy each other while we still can.
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and I don't want to screw up our relationship.
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I think it's goofy.
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But I-I need this.
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I did sign off on that whole... Ezravision thing.
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Well, I'm definitely saving lives,
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Aired a year ago - Dec 04, 2019

The Dunphy house is bursting at the seams when Dylan’s hippie mother moves in and Claire’s lonely stepdad wants to pay them a visit. Jay and Gloria attempt to help Manny get over his big breakup with Sherry.

Aired a year ago - Nov 20, 2019

Cam and Mitchell’s friends mistakenly assume they have split up and have definitely chosen a side. Haley attempts to cook Thanksgiving dinner as a thank you for Claire and Phil’s support with the twins. Jay invites Phil and Dylan out to fly his model plane. Phil thinks this is his chance to reclaim his dignity after their first outing 10 years ago went so wrong. MORE -LESS

Aired a year ago - Nov 06, 2019

Gloria is using her alone time with the twins as an opportunity to secretly baptize them before Haley and Dylan get home. Claire is still dealing with the fallout from the smart closet fiasco. Cam is at war with his school’s mascot who is threatening his chance at securing a new college coaching job.

Aired a year ago - Oct 30, 2019

Phil is determined to finally scare Claire on Halloween. Gloria feels self-conscious about her age when someone correctly assumes she is Jay's wife. Mitch and Cam head to the WeHo Halloween Carnival after Lily decides to go to her first Halloween party alone.

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so when she got an invite to a party, we sort of, uh...
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It's like you were touched by a gay-ngel.
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- Yeah. Yeah, yeah, yeah. - Yeah. Totally.
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"Sigmund Freud: Here Ego Again."
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put that mutant spider costume on Stella...
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The Fudgy Duddy.
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Something horrible happened to me last weekend.
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[WHISPERING] wife.
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Sorry, that sold out weeks ago.
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Come on, honey, you promised me a good scare.
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"Oh, Phil, mmm. It's so good."
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- I have. - Ohhhh! God.
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Wow. This place has changed.
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- Yeah. - That you're chaperoning?
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of listening to Jay talk about his Fudgy Buddy.
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Who is this cute boy next to her?
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It's just that lately,
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Get off me!
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I'm not Spider-Man, okay? I'm Deadpool.
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Oh, yeah, I remember.
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I hope this doesn't sound too mushy, but...
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Aww, babe. You have no idea how much I've missed you.
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I'm not mad, but I don't want to make it a habit
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Alex!
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Oh, my God. Are you outside?
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I think you know how to reach him!
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TP, sugar in the gas tank...
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It's kind of subtle, so...
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'Cause the constant fireworks were always triggering his PTSD.
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Sugar in the tank.
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It's the sexiest place in town.
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[THUNDER RUMBLES]
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I know it makes me seem shallow,
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You know what she's not gonna find in that purse?
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"I bet I can jump over that" every time he walked outside?
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[SIGHS]
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Hey, that's Mom!
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Sweetie, you look delicious!
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No! I don't want to seem like a sad sack.
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Kids have a way of coming back.
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Ohhh! God, I know that's true.
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Oh, my God! Can you adopt a second child
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No, she isn't. She's my friend.
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Okay, come here, come here.
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Wait a minute, you're not afraid of the little old lady's house, are you?
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Aired a year ago - Oct 16, 2019

Mitch and Cam help Lily overcome her insecurities about wearing a bathing suit to a pool party but discover their own. Now that Gloria’s new internship is taking up so much of her time, Jay is feeling particularly neglected.

Aired a year ago - Oct 09, 2019

Phil, Claire, Alex and Luke love having the twins around, but taking care of them is exhausting! However, when they realize the babies might help them with a few things on their to-do lists, they offer to give Haley the day off.

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Dad, I'm on the short list for this NASA job.
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if she found out I wasn't even legal yet.
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I can't believe that you guys are already engaged!
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He's obviously a gold digger,
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says where she buys a latte every Saturday at 10:00.
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while I'm trying to enjoy a few precious moments
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Ugh. Let's get rid of this bad reminder, huh?
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Don't be a hero, super mom, huh?
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Mmm!
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Vera went through a Found Art phase.
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Who was your favorite artist in the postimpressionist show?
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to pay for medical school,
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Oh, no.
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Well, that's because after we met... not blaming you...
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How come you never let me play with that thing?
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And by the way, unlike you, I grew up working-class.
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And I'm marrying this woman.
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Gold digger. I've always hated to see people
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Oh, I didn't need that much from him.
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and it is not always appropriate, you know?
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Now up and down, a little deeper.
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Because I actually need...
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Uh, same old eyes. I'm just gonna go ahead and, um...
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What... What part of the museum did you get this from?
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Oh, my God, you guys, let's hurry!
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If I could turn back time...
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Well, it... it turns out he was born, um...
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Yeah, you guys are gonna love Xander and Mateo.
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What's wrong with me?
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where she needs to be perfect all the time.
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I could really use a cheat day.
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but honestly, if your wife left you
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In fact, I want to give you something else.
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Fine.
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but I don't have time for another magic trick.
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We're ba-a-ck!
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I need to explain.
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that I admired so much because she needed no man?
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I just didn't want him to be suspicious.
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Someone call a lawyer!
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There are plenty of old, rich men around here
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And how did you get started in that business?
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Why is our gardener wearing your tuxedo?
Aired a year ago - Oct 02, 2019

Claire needs to get everyone out of the house before they make her look bad in front of a reporter from an important women’s business magazine. Jay invites Manny to a little wine tasting in an attempt to spend some quality time together.

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I was gonna get you one that said "World's Greatest,"
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with an unpaid, uncredited internship.
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your daughter's doing research in Antarctica.
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♪ Camptown ladies sing this song ♪
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Oh, you don't have to do that, they're not your babies.
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Ugh...
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You've known her for four months, but, um, yeah.
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so that you can quietly see yourself out.
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- Bedrock... - I'm sorry.
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9 out of 10 female suspects casually file their nails
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- I went to Panera. I had the coupon. - Mm-hmm, mm-hmm.
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- with Libby getting hurt? - What?!
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Wow, you did not ride up front with the captain, did ya?
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- Thanks so much. - Ohh. Okay.
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Oh!
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Apple? To a turkey sandwich?
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♪ We're far from the shallow now ♪
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Singing the 2018 power ballad "Shallow."
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Oh, uh, aren't you, uh... aren't you supposed to be at work?
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Uh, actually, I... I...
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so I'll leave you to your apples on sandwiches
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By the way, that many cords plugged into one outlet
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Um... can I ask you something?
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The British accent gets me better service.
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I mean, she's not Lily.
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Wh... Why?
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The closet business is a bit of a boys' club,
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We get it, it's cold in Antarctica.
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She makes him keep an extra one there.
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Alex, meet us at home
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That's always been there.
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You're right.
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You have been embarrassed by me your whole lives.
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you should be at your team dinner right now.
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This sauce smells divine.
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- Oh. - Time to pre-heat the oven, Cameroon.
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Sounds like you want to talk to someone about it.
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Mitchell, they are for the kitchen.
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It's just a refrigerator.
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- What are you doing with those flowers? - I'm putting these in another room.
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And I love you too much to make that same mistake.
Aired a year ago - Sep 25, 2019

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Manny is set to direct Jay’s dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

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- Ruff! - More Spanish.
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Why, Manny? Do you want to direct it?
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Like when they made my GPS lady British.
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is helping you realize your creative vision.
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Well, 'cause I want to bond with these kids.
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Truth is, I have been looking for an opportunity
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Am I a little different? Yes, I am.
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And let me tell you, it did not feel good.
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He's so white he's see-through.
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It's gone!
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Oh, please, Mitchell. They're trash.
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Stop it. The book says you're not supposed to
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H-o-ow's it going?
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so I can put those babies down the right way. Our way.
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so I got to... got to go around.
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Just, uh... Just rest your eyes.
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uh, make a list of all my friends' names.
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I can never get out of there without a bag of tamales.
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Can we just do this?
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Ugh, I'm so sorry. That was terrible.
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- What are you talking about? - You're trying to win her back.
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What do you think is wrong with this?
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Yeah, whatever you need.
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and this is how you repay me?
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Oh. Okay, Cam.
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So it's a little awkward now.
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Ohh, Alex, I struggled with this for years,
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...will feel guilty and step forward.
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I mean, that's how collections start.
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Where's it at, Wonderbread?!
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No one is bouncing until I get my figurine.
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Oh, why?! Why?!
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but I bought these
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Formula? Pacifiers?
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Hmm.
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The book says 85% of pacifier users
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It's locked. Babies start rolling over at this age.
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It's impossible not to fall off of that roof!
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Somebody gonna take care of that?
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a little bit down here.
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you know you're loved.
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I read the suicide rate here has plateaued.
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Oh, thank God.
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This was the kind of thing that could launch me