S11 E1
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Season 11  "New Kids on the Block"  11x1

Aired a year ago - Sep 25, 2019

Haley is determined to follow the advice in her parenting books with the twins, but Phil and Claire think their old methods are better. Manny is set to direct Jay’s dog bed commercial in the hopes of winning his ex-girlfriend back.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 1
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- Ruff! - More Spanish.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
Why, Manny? Do you want to direct it?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
Like when they made my GPS lady British.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
is helping you realize your creative vision.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
Well, 'cause I want to bond with these kids.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
Truth is, I have been looking for an opportunity
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9
Am I a little different? Yes, I am.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
And let me tell you, it did not feel good.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11
He's so white he's see-through.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
It's gone!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
Oh, please, Mitchell. They're trash.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14
Stop it. The book says you're not supposed to
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
H-o-ow's it going?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
so I can put those babies down the right way. Our way.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17
so I got to... got to go around.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
Just, uh... Just rest your eyes.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 19
uh, make a list of all my friends' names.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 20
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 21
I can never get out of there without a bag of tamales.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 22
Can we just do this?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23
Ugh, I'm so sorry. That was terrible.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
- What are you talking about? - You're trying to win her back.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
What do you think is wrong with this?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 26
Yeah, whatever you need.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 27
and this is how you repay me?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 28
Oh. Okay, Cam.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 29
So it's a little awkward now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 30
Ohh, Alex, I struggled with this for years,
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 31
...will feel guilty and step forward.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 32
I mean, that's how collections start.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 33
Where's it at, Wonderbread?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 34
No one is bouncing until I get my figurine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
Oh, why?! Why?!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 36
but I bought these
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 37
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 38
Formula? Pacifiers?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 39
Hmm.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 40
The book says 85% of pacifier users
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 42
It's locked. Babies start rolling over at this age.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
It's impossible not to fall off of that roof!
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44
Somebody gonna take care of that?
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 45
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 46
a little bit down here.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
you know you're loved.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
I read the suicide rate here has plateaued.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49
Oh, thank God.
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
This was the kind of thing that could launch me

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 2
- Ruff! - More Spanish.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 3
Why, Manny? Do you want to direct it?
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 4 #4 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 5
Like when they made my GPS lady British.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 6
is helping you realize your creative vision.
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 7
Well, 'cause I want to bond with these kids.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 8
Truth is, I have been looking for an opportunity
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 9
Am I a little different? Yes, I am.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 10
And let me tell you, it did not feel good.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 11
He's so white he's see-through.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 12
It's gone!
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 13
Oh, please, Mitchell. They're trash.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 14
Stop it. The book says you're not supposed to
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 15
H-o-ow's it going?
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 16
so I can put those babies down the right way. Our way.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 17
so I got to... got to go around.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 18
Just, uh... Just rest your eyes.
#18
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uh, make a list of all my friends' names.
#19
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I can never get out of there without a bag of tamales.
#21
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Can we just do this?
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 23
Ugh, I'm so sorry. That was terrible.
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 24
- What are you talking about? - You're trying to win her back.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 25
What do you think is wrong with this?
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 26
Yeah, whatever you need.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 27
and this is how you repay me?
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 28
Oh. Okay, Cam.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 29
So it's a little awkward now.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 30
Ohh, Alex, I struggled with this for years,
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 31
...will feel guilty and step forward.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 32
I mean, that's how collections start.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 33
Where's it at, Wonderbread?!
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 34
No one is bouncing until I get my figurine.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 35
Oh, why?! Why?!
#35
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but I bought these
#36
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Formula? Pacifiers?
#38
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Hmm.
#39
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The book says 85% of pacifier users
#40
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It's locked. Babies start rolling over at this age.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 43
It's impossible not to fall off of that roof!
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 44
Somebody gonna take care of that?
#44
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a little bit down here.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 47
you know you're loved.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 48
I read the suicide rate here has plateaued.
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 49
Oh, thank God.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 1 (S11E01) - 50
This was the kind of thing that could launch me
#50