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Season 11  "Dead on a Rival"  11x12

Aired 4 years ago - Jan 22, 2020

Mitchell learns a valuable life lesson when a former resident of the house shows up unexpectedly. The Dunphy's old neighbor-turned-tech-titan comes to visit with a big surprise for Phil. Manny's dad has a big opportunity for his son.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 1
To a stranger who wants to die here?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 2
Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 3
I'm sorry, Mom, but if those companies
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 4
I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 5
- Haley, get in here! - Nah, I'm good.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 6
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 7
What is the one thing
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 8
and leave Earth with me?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 9
...winning two non-consecutive Realtor of the Year Awards.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 10
I'm sure it'll cost me in other ways.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 11
- [DOORBELL RINGS] - No, we're not.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 12
GLORIA: Nice teeth.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 13
Whee!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 14
something for you to chew on.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 15
I won a year-long cruise around the world.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 16
- Oh, thanks, Margaret. - Mm-hmm.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 17
Oh. No problem.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 18
Oh, I was just getting the couch ready
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 19
The nerve died a few years ago.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 20
they're forced to talk to each other.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 21
the lady's clothes come off.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 22
but I want to bond with Manny before it's too late.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 23
For the millionth time, I moved that chair.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 24
Where... Where would the couch look better?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 25
- Yeah. - You should go reunite with your old friend.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 26
- you're gonna have to train. - Oh.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 27
I don't want to go to space, Claire! I'm terrified!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 28
I'm taping over it already in my mind.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 29
Claire, I-I hope you don't mind terribly,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 30
I'm looking for a bold candidate who loves to take chances.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 31
Uh, uh, pew!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 32
No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 33
Margaret, could you come in here, please?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 34
I just want to sleep, tend my cannabis garden,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 35
You don't need an assistant,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 36
and you stood by me through it all.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 37
[JAY AND MARGARET LAUGH]
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 38
- Eh... - No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 39
Don't give me that, you smug sonuvabitch.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 40
He stole my girl when I went to war,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 41
Nobody talks to me like that.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 42
See, Mitchell, he's making plans for the future.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 43
Okay, now, hold on, hold on. Let me write these down.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 44
Blaine Lemarque, playwright.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 45
I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip columnist for the local rag.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 46
I don't feel alone.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 47
Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 48
[CHUCKLES] Sorry for making you guys wait.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 49
He planned a whole adventure!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 50
why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?

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Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 2
Who taught you first aid, a nanny on death row?
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 3
I'm sorry, Mom, but if those companies
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 4
I don't know if the super rich have access to time travel,
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 5
- Haley, get in here! - Nah, I'm good.
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 6 #6 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 7
What is the one thing
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 8
and leave Earth with me?
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 9
...winning two non-consecutive Realtor of the Year Awards.
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 10
I'm sure it'll cost me in other ways.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 11
- [DOORBELL RINGS] - No, we're not.
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 12
GLORIA: Nice teeth.
#12 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 13
Whee!
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 14
something for you to chew on.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 15
I won a year-long cruise around the world.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 16
- Oh, thanks, Margaret. - Mm-hmm.
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 17
Oh. No problem.
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 18
Oh, I was just getting the couch ready
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 19
The nerve died a few years ago.
#19 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 20
they're forced to talk to each other.
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 21
the lady's clothes come off.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 22
but I want to bond with Manny before it's too late.
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 23
For the millionth time, I moved that chair.
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 24
Where... Where would the couch look better?
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 25
- Yeah. - You should go reunite with your old friend.
#25 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 26
- you're gonna have to train. - Oh.
#26 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 27
I don't want to go to space, Claire! I'm terrified!
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 28
I'm taping over it already in my mind.
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 29
Claire, I-I hope you don't mind terribly,
#29 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 30
I'm looking for a bold candidate who loves to take chances.
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 31
Uh, uh, pew!
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 32
No, I just stopped in to see how Margaret's working out.
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 33
Margaret, could you come in here, please?
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 34
I just want to sleep, tend my cannabis garden,
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 35
You don't need an assistant,
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 36
and you stood by me through it all.
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 37
[JAY AND MARGARET LAUGH]
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 38
- Eh... - No, no, no! Wait, wait, wait!
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 39
Don't give me that, you smug sonuvabitch.
#39 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 40
He stole my girl when I went to war,
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 41
Nobody talks to me like that.
#41 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 42
See, Mitchell, he's making plans for the future.
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 43
Okay, now, hold on, hold on. Let me write these down.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 44
Blaine Lemarque, playwright.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 45
I'm Rhonda Jamowitz, gossip columnist for the local rag.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 46
I don't feel alone.
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 47 #47 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 48
[CHUCKLES] Sorry for making you guys wait.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 49
He planned a whole adventure!
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 11 Episode 12 (S11E12) - 50
why are you suddenly so on board with this trip?
#50