S3 E23
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Season 3  "Tableau Vivant"  3x23

Aired 11 years ago - May 16, 2012

Gloria and Jay bicker while trying to order lunch at a diner. Claire and Cam have different theories on how to discipline kids. Luke accepts an award under false pretenses. Phil has a hard time firing Mitchell from his temporary job at the real estate agency. The entire family participates in Alex's living art display of Norman Rockwell's Thanksgiving painting.

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Is this bum bothering you, miss?
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No, no, I'm not, um...
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Oh, isn't that cute? He doesn't want you to worry.
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I see it growing on ya.
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and said, "why are you not eating the hooves?
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My senior year, I had a pretty crazy night myself
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and I still have an apron to sew, scenery to paint,
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Oh. Ow. I'll just give you a little privacy.
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- children learn to rebel against that word. - Uh-huh.
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What's the latest theory? Never say "no."
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Yeah. Yeah, I do.
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Uh-huh. It's called "being your own nap Captain."
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Here's my life-- a full-time job,
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Once, I, uh, I tried to break up with a girl,
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Funny story about that expression--
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I'm just gonna come straight out and say it.
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I'd be getting one of those, too.
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It's not about the delicious sandwich, Gloria.
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I don't say this,
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and I'm gonna do it very quietly
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Okay, this is way too many grapes,
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Oh, I got it. No, I got a finger on it. There it is.
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No, Claire. No, I don't need help raising my child.
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basically doing nothing.
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Hey. How's it going?
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You will have me until July, like we agreed.
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You handed in a couple of things late.
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I was doing you a favor!
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- Get it? - Dad, come on!
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She was nowhere near that switch.
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What? You know Maxine, too?
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- I'm really-- - I know, Phil.You're really sorry, okay?
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- I want turkey. - Lily, no!
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You can criticize my parenting all you like, Cam,
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I didn't dumr! I just tried to!
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"I expected more, Alex."
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It's not that good. You're not missing anything.
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Like I always say, it's better to carry a tune than a grudge.
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