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Season 3  "Dude Ranch"  3x1

Aired 7 years ago - Sep 21, 2011

While vacationing on Lost Creek Ranch, the three families try their hands at a little cattle herding, skeet shooting and horseback riding. There are also some big firsts, a huge surprise and an actual face-off between Jay and a cowboy named Hank.

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- That's ridiculous. - Okay, who's your son-in-law?
#2
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Pull it!
#3
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Oh, me. Me.
#4
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right now we'd all be knee-deep in strudel.
#7
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Do I get to pick one for dinner?
#9
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You look like a dadgum conquistadora!
#10
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Hey! Piece of cake, huh, Jay?
#11
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It might.
#12
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We taking a little break over here? Laying some pipe?
#13
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Now don't kick me, okay?
#14
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Oh, really? I ain't the one getting kicked.
#15
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I was wondering if we could have a little chat.
#17
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'Cause sometimes I just get this vibe you don't like me.
#18
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Oh, my God. Okay, we-- there's--no, no.
#19
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- And Mr. Dunphy was out of the picture... - Mm-hmm.
#20
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♪ She'll be running down the mountain ♪
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- Oh! - Oh, my gosh.
#22
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What? Are you serious?
#24
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So I can't think of a better time
#25
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Not now. Not gonna happen. She's a child, so...
#26
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Just so you know, there's a fan in my cabin
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I-I slept on the couch in the lodge.
#29
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I think you're overthinking this.
#30
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disappointing... two generations.
#31
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No matter what, he's always going to be with her.
#32
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He said he was going out for a walk last night,
#33
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What seems to be the trouble?
#34
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Fine. You know what? I don't even want your kiss.
#35
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Right now he is facing treacherous terrain,
#36
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I need Buffalo Phil and Old-timer...
#37
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Okay, good. I've got my own problem.
#40
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What is so great about destroying things?
#41
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we'll do it together, all right?
#42
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I want to talk to you about
#43
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Where are you going?
#45
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I do. I want a son.
#48
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No, you didn't. I was never gonna marry Dylan.
#49
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I certainly didn't when I was your age.
#50