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Season 3  "Little Bo Bleep"  3x13

Aired 7 years ago - Jan 18, 2012

Claire prepares for her debate with Duane Bailey. Mitch and Cam try to clean up Lily's language before her turn as a flower girl. Jay blames Stella's strange behavior on Gloria.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
Figure out what he likes and study up on it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes".
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
- No, you didn't. It's still dripping. - I'll give you all my Star Wars cards if it is.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
- Oh, my. - Do we... do we rub his nose in it?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
I said, I know the guy that... Oh, I'll tell you later. I love this song.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
We now return to "World's Sluttiest Dogs" on Fox.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
I know someone who's getting a gift certificate for liposuction in her stocking.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
- What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
- And this is a '74 Pinot Noir. - Mmm, lovely.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?"
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
Carrot Top, uh... Sean Hayes... Oh, you get the picture.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
- Oh... That is... - Is that something?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Peter's an anti-trust lawyer with the Justice Department.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
- Are aces high or low? - They go both ways.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
You can beat him, Mr Pewterschmidt. He's bluffing.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
You disgust me! Get out of my face!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
- What's a quarter? - Well, we gotta give him something.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
- Ohh... - Think about that.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
- Wow. - I actually had a good time with you tonight.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
- Having fun, Peter? - I put all my poker winnings on your dog.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
No, he's awkwardly positioning himself... Now he's violating Sea Breeze.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
You had better not have ruined my race dog.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
But, unfortunately, not for another nine weeks. She's pregnant.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
See. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
We're going to see Bobby Darin at the Copa tomorrow, right, Charlie?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
- Oh, really? Anything nice? - No.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
- Let's call Pewterschmidt. - Let's take the jet packs.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
the whereabouts of Sea Breeze, the heiress to the Pewterschmidt fortune.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
out to destroy his brother's reputation.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
He can't hear you. Besides, it's not him that's getting to me, it's your father.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
I'm gonna sue your dad for custody!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
- You're just having your period. - This court will now come to order.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
- Aah... - Waa!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
Pauly Shore!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
But first I want you to testify against that horny mutt of yours.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2
"I'd be more apathetic if I weren't so lethargic. "
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
Oh, I get it. That's kind of funny. Yeah, can I have a copy of Jugs?
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
I'll be right back. I gotta go take a wicked "yes".
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
- No, you didn't. It's still dripping. - I'll give you all my Star Wars cards if it is.
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
- Oh, my. - Do we... do we rub his nose in it?
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
I know. It's just, I should be able to control my baser instincts,
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
I said, I know the guy that... Oh, I'll tell you later. I love this song.
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
We now return to "World's Sluttiest Dogs" on Fox.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
I know someone who's getting a gift certificate for liposuction in her stocking.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
- What is she? A 45-footer? - Peter, I didn't know you were a sailor.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
- And this is a '74 Pinot Noir. - Mmm, lovely.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
I'm glad. It seems like everybody's having a lot of fun.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
He walks up to the premier of China and says "Dong, where is my automobile?"
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Oh, no. Head-hunters. Am I fired?
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
Carrot Top, uh... Sean Hayes... Oh, you get the picture.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18 #18 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
- Oh... That is... - Is that something?
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Peter's an anti-trust lawyer with the Justice Department.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
- Are aces high or low? - They go both ways.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
You can beat him, Mr Pewterschmidt. He's bluffing.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
You disgust me! Get out of my face!
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
Me too. I gotta be at Disneyland. We're ethnically cleansing the Small World ride.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
- What's a quarter? - Well, we gotta give him something.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
- Ohh... - Think about that.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
- Wow. - I actually had a good time with you tonight.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
- Having fun, Peter? - I put all my poker winnings on your dog.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29 #29 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
No, he's awkwardly positioning himself... Now he's violating Sea Breeze.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
You had better not have ruined my race dog.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
But, unfortunately, not for another nine weeks. She's pregnant.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I am gonna go back in time and stop Brian from getting it on with your dog.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
See. I made a picture of you and me out of glue and macaroni.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35 #35 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
We're going to see Bobby Darin at the Copa tomorrow, right, Charlie?
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37 #37 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
- Oh, really? Anything nice? - No.
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
- Let's call Pewterschmidt. - Let's take the jet packs.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
the whereabouts of Sea Breeze, the heiress to the Pewterschmidt fortune.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
out to destroy his brother's reputation.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42 #42 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 43
He can't hear you. Besides, it's not him that's getting to me, it's your father.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 44
I'm gonna sue your dad for custody!
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 45
- You're just having your period. - This court will now come to order.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 46 #46 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
- Aah... - Waa!
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
Pauly Shore!
#48
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
There, I just saved you two long boobless hours.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
But first I want you to testify against that horny mutt of yours.
#50