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Season 3  "Phil on Wire"  3x3

Aired 9 years ago - Sep 28, 2011

Jay's relationship with the dog irritates Gloria. Phil and Luke try to master the tightrope. Cameron starts a juice fast.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 1
- Stay focused! Stay hungry! - You okay, buddy?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Haley, be nice to your sister. Alex, good save.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Not "still!"... Again."
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Well, I don't leave my shoes laying around, so...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
She tries to drink the water. It's funny.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Excuse me. Did you notice the curb here is painted yellow?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
- Move it. - Okay. You betcha.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
- Yeah. - Love you!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and I'm hungry, but I'm-- I'm feeling pretty good.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
She has so much to offer.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Into stage five-- despair...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Hey. Whatcha got there?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 17
and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 18
I thought the two of you could understand
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
No, I don't even want to hear it. Just go upstairs. Go.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 20
Inception, Claire.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 21
Luke.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Please be ca--careful. Right.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 23
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 25
- Oh, please let us try it. - Super Dunphy?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Cam, I don't have all day to describe all my meals to you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
Look at this delicious man shoe. Eat it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 29
- Hello? - Hi, Mrs. Dunphy.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
- Mr. Waters caught them. - I-I don't believe it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Seriously?? Oh. You...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 32
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 33
Suddenly it's payback time, right?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
If I had a nickel for every time I puked at school,
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
But anyway, I took the bag, and I hid it, and I ate it all.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
I guess we both have.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Maybe if the wire was much, much higher, you wouldn't fall.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Unh-unh-unh. You don't get to talk.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 40
Are you sure? They're so good.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
but I think that you really need to eat something.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Those cupcakes did a number on me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Good girl.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Where I come from, men cherish woman.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
And, uh, come home.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
So one day, I, uh, I go out and I see Snorkels.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I freaked, tried to get it off with my paddle.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 48
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 49
You know who else needed air?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Well, if you're starving, then just eat something!

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 2
- Yeah! Yeah! - Yeah!
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 3
Haley, be nice to your sister. Alex, good save.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 4
Not "still!"... Again."
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 5
It's ruined. Stella did this. She chew on my shoe!
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 6
Well, I don't leave my shoes laying around, so...
#6
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 7
She tries to drink the water. It's funny.
#7
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 8
Excuse me. Did you notice the curb here is painted yellow?
#8
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 9
- Move it. - Okay. You betcha.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 10
- Yeah. - Love you!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 11
and I'm hungry, but I'm-- I'm feeling pretty good.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 12
She has so much to offer.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 13
Into stage five-- despair...
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 14
Hey. Whatcha got there?
#14
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and she actually reminded Mr. Waters to assign homework.
#17
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I thought the two of you could understand
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 19
No, I don't even want to hear it. Just go upstairs. Go.
#19
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Inception, Claire.
#20
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Luke.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 22
Please be ca--careful. Right.
#22
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- Oh, please let us try it. - Super Dunphy?
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 26
Cam, I don't have all day to describe all my meals to you.
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 27
Look at this delicious man shoe. Eat it.
#27
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- Hello? - Hi, Mrs. Dunphy.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 30
- Mr. Waters caught them. - I-I don't believe it.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 31
Seriously?? Oh. You...
#31
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Suddenly it's payback time, right?
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 34
If I had a nickel for every time I puked at school,
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 35
But anyway, I took the bag, and I hid it, and I ate it all.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 36
I guess we both have.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 37
Maybe if the wire was much, much higher, you wouldn't fall.
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 38
Unh-unh-unh. You don't get to talk.
#38
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Are you sure? They're so good.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 41
but I think that you really need to eat something.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 42
Those cupcakes did a number on me.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 43
Good girl.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 44
Where I come from, men cherish woman.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 45
And, uh, come home.
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 46
So one day, I, uh, I go out and I see Snorkels.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 47
And I freaked, tried to get it off with my paddle.
#47
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You know who else needed air?
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 3 (S03E03) - 50
Well, if you're starving, then just eat something!
#50