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Season 3  "Me? Jealous?"  3x14

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 08, 2012

Phil's preoccupation with a business opportunity blinds him to his new partner's inappropriate behavior around Claire. Jay and Gloria may regret letting Mitchell and Cameron be their temporary house guests when their home is being fumigated.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 1
but my crew gave me the 411 on that skank and she's all about the bling-bling.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
He's just talking street. Lots of kids do it.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
I awoke several hours later in a daze.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
"It hurts like a bitch that I did last night
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
Chris starts with all this "Yo, yo, yo" stuff, and I don't know what he's talkin' about.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
We haven't spent time together since we played Operation.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
Archaeological evidence shows Ireland was very different before the discovery of alcohol.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
Hey, Michael McCloud's just invented a new kind of beverage.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
That's more like it, son. Today we're gonna learn about the Griffin family history.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
Way to go, son. Here's a picture of your great-great-granddad, Osias Griffin.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
Thomas, would you please go look for a job?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
"So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her. "
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
I gotta tell Bonnie I'm sleeping with a black man!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
I'm telling you, Juice, she's screwin' around behind your back.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
Have yet to discover the secret of their mind-control powers.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
- Wheelie time! Yee-hah! - Aaargh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
Yeah, that's right. Y'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
Although I think Connie Chung might've been substituting for him that night.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
Well, I should probably be saddlin' up now.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
You're the cheerleading squad's token blimp!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
from the family that enslaved my ancestors.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
- Hey, why is he taking one? - This is my friend Peter Griffin.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
I was there when George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
And when Arnold Jackson got beat up by the Gooch, I was there.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
Way to go, Peter! You tell it like it is!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
They surprised us with a visit after I told them about your recent discovery.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I think Chris and Meg should know the Pewterschmidt side of their ancestry too.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
Nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Lois, your family owned my family!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
Argh!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
"Every four weeks, it's entirely normal for every young woman to... "
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
Cindi is definitely the alpha of the group.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
I say! Nice ones, Jeanine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
It's a dashiki. And don't call me Peter. That's my slave name. Call me Kichwa Tembo.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
- What are you talking about? - I want an apology and Rice Krispie treats.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
Screw the "Kichwa". Make it out to "Peter", P-E-T-E...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Hey, from down there, does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
"It's a crazy, messed-up place where anything can happen
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
- OK, say it. - Mekka lekka hi... God, I hate you so much.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
So it's agreed: We'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet just to confound the white man.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
But... that's not true.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 2
He's just talking street. Lots of kids do it.
#2
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 3
I'd never tell her how disgusted I was with her cooking, but somehow I think she knew.
#3
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 4
I awoke several hours later in a daze.
#4
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 5
"It hurts like a bitch that I did last night
#5
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 6 #6 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 7 #7 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 8 #8 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 9
Chris starts with all this "Yo, yo, yo" stuff, and I don't know what he's talkin' about.
#9
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 10
We haven't spent time together since we played Operation.
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 11 #11 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 12
Archaeological evidence shows Ireland was very different before the discovery of alcohol.
#12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 13
Hey, Michael McCloud's just invented a new kind of beverage.
#13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 14
That's more like it, son. Today we're gonna learn about the Griffin family history.
#14
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 15
Way to go, son. Here's a picture of your great-great-granddad, Osias Griffin.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 16
Thomas, would you please go look for a job?
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 17 #17 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 18
"So I took her head and stuck it by my butt and blew a huge fart right back at her. "
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 19
I gotta tell Bonnie I'm sleeping with a black man!
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 20
I'm telling you, Juice, she's screwin' around behind your back.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 21
Have yet to discover the secret of their mind-control powers.
#21
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 22
- I've found out I have a black ancestor. - Is that right? That's fantastic, Peter.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 23
- Wheelie time! Yee-hah! - Aaargh!
#23
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 24
Yeah, that's right. Y'all know that Exxon Valdez thing? That ain't how it happened.
#24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 25
Although I think Connie Chung might've been substituting for him that night.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 26 #26 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 27
Well, I should probably be saddlin' up now.
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 28
You're the cheerleading squad's token blimp!
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 29
from the family that enslaved my ancestors.
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 30
- Hey, why is he taking one? - This is my friend Peter Griffin.
#30
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 31
I was there when George and Weezy moved on up to the East Side.
#31
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 32
And when Arnold Jackson got beat up by the Gooch, I was there.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 33
Way to go, Peter! You tell it like it is!
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 34
They surprised us with a visit after I told them about your recent discovery.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 35
I think Chris and Meg should know the Pewterschmidt side of their ancestry too.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 36
Nothing. Just some fellow we fed and took care of in exchange for doing a few chores.
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 37
Lois, your family owned my family!
#37
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 38
Argh!
#38
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 39
"Every four weeks, it's entirely normal for every young woman to... "
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 40
Cindi is definitely the alpha of the group.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 41
I say! Nice ones, Jeanine.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 42
It's a dashiki. And don't call me Peter. That's my slave name. Call me Kichwa Tembo.
#42
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 43
- What are you talking about? - I want an apology and Rice Krispie treats.
#43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 44
Screw the "Kichwa". Make it out to "Peter", P-E-T-E...
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 45
Hey, from down there, does it look like I'm talking into a bunch of robot penises?
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 46
"It's a crazy, messed-up place where anything can happen
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 47
- OK, say it. - Mekka lekka hi... God, I hate you so much.
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 48 #48 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 49
So it's agreed: We'll keep on pretending to like pigs' feet just to confound the white man.
#49
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 14 (S03E14) - 50
But... that's not true.
#50