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Season 3  "Punkin Chunkin"  3x9

Aired 8 years ago - Nov 23, 2011

An old neighborhood kid returning to town as a internet billionaire gets Phil thinking of what could have been. Jay feels Manny could use some constructive criticism, Cameron is offended when Mitchell questions the authenticity of his colorful childhood stories.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 1
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- 7.30, 8.00? - Fabulous! What shall I bring?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 3
- Pit. - Pit. Come on, it's my first day.
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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 5
- Chris! - And I'm Liesl.
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Bam!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Our original name was Bermuda Grass.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Brian, quit it. You're embarrassing me.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 13
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 14
Ah. Peter, it's OK. It's just Death.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 15
in the home of an employee who claims Weed choked on a roll.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Ech, who hasn't done her? Do her.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Isn't that right, Saul? "Yes, sir. " Thank you.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Good morning. Camera time.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Hello, friends. If you are watching this, I am dead, and I bet you're pretty bummed.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
OK, we've got your typing test here
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 22
I only have another week and a half here, and I have completely checked out.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Sorry, we're out of towels. Let me get that for you, sir.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 24
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 25
He's sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Yes, you go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then you go...
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank".
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Sell some stuff we don't really need.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
- Really? - Yes!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Oh, Peter!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 31
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 32
Nah, not really. It kinda all goes back to when I was 18.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
But at that time, I was ready to believe anything.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the Quahog Renaissance Fair.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
I took so many, I thought I was Mr Peanut.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
You're a candy-ass maggot!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
- Welcome, apprentices. - It's him.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 38
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 39
- OK, I'll come back later. - Damn rookies.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Hey, you! Drunkie.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
If I'm gonna impress the Black Knight, my lance must be with me at all times.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 43
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 44
Uh, sure. Whatever floats your boat.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Oh, God! Peter, play dead! Curl up in an ass ball or something!
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
OK, that's much clearer.
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Did you just say "big meat"?
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
I'll be watching him from the stands,
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- 7.30, 8.00? - Fabulous! What shall I bring?
#2
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- Pit. - Pit. Come on, it's my first day.
#3
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- Chris! - And I'm Liesl.
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Bam!
#10
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 11
Our original name was Bermuda Grass.
#11
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 12
Brian, quit it. You're embarrassing me.
#12
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Ah. Peter, it's OK. It's just Death.
#14
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in the home of an employee who claims Weed choked on a roll.
#15
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 16
Ech, who hasn't done her? Do her.
#16
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 17
until he can find a way to control the raging spirit that dwells within him.
#17
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 18
Isn't that right, Saul? "Yes, sir. " Thank you.
#18
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 19
Good morning. Camera time.
#19
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 20
Hello, friends. If you are watching this, I am dead, and I bet you're pretty bummed.
#20
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 21
OK, we've got your typing test here
#21
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I only have another week and a half here, and I have completely checked out.
#22
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 23
Sorry, we're out of towels. Let me get that for you, sir.
#23
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He's sampling a few things, searching for something that fits him just right.
#25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 26
Yes, you go to Maple Street, and then take a left, and then you go...
#26
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 27
He was so forgetful, whenever he tried to remember a name, he drew a... "blank".
#27
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 28
Sell some stuff we don't really need.
#28
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 29
- Really? - Yes!
#29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 30
Oh, Peter!
#30
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Nah, not really. It kinda all goes back to when I was 18.
#32
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 33
But at that time, I was ready to believe anything.
#33
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 34
I was saved by the one and only Black Knight of the Quahog Renaissance Fair.
#34
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 35
I took so many, I thought I was Mr Peanut.
#35
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 36
You're a candy-ass maggot!
#36
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 37
- Welcome, apprentices. - It's him.
#37
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- OK, I'll come back later. - Damn rookies.
#39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 40
Hey, you! Drunkie.
#40
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 41
If I'm gonna impress the Black Knight, my lance must be with me at all times.
#41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 42
Oh, thou wishest to feast on the appendage of a humble ovine.
#42
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Uh, sure. Whatever floats your boat.
#44
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 45
Oh, God! Peter, play dead! Curl up in an ass ball or something!
#45
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 46
OK, that's much clearer.
#46
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 47
Did you just say "big meat"?
#47
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 9 (S03E09) - 48
I'll be watching him from the stands,
#48
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