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Season 3  "Virgin Territory"  3x16

Aired 7 years ago - Feb 22, 2012

It's a day of disturbing realizations when Mitchell manages to ruin one of Jay's proudest golf moments, Phil overhears something that may forever change how he sees his little girl, and Gloria stumbles upon Claire's dangerous little secret.

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My mom hates messes.
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Oh! My back! Ooh! My back!
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Now she can't feed the dolphins.
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- Give me some. Give me some. Give me some. - Oh!
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Do you know what a doll is in my village?
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Hey, at least I have the body--
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you can change the channel with this guy.
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Oh, we should definitely do that sometime.
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Forge that friendship!
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I knew for a fact Claire never returned my tupperware,
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when you come back with my heating pad from the pharmacy,
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he took us out to dinner. He bought me my first beer.
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Don't worry. I'll be back soon.
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And she promised not to tell dad until I left for college,
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but I guess I was wrong. Wrong and naive.
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I have the worst headache all of a sudden.
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Okay, so let's go and get massages.
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Barely. Barely, yeah.
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and you guys...
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Uh-oh, check it out.
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one of those cheap hair plugs didn't get caught in it.
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One idiot lies about his sex life,
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Ah! Can't trust a word out of this guy's mouth.
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He is a hole-in-one kind of man.
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That's just not me.
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We got a full tank of gas, and she's right down the block.
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Don't you rather have a chemistry set or flash cards?
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Fix that right up.
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- Uh, could you... - Yeah. Sure.
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Fact-- I am the cool dad.
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and we can all sign it. Yeah?
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Unh-unh! No way!
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and you have to respect that.
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Everybody wants to spend time with me!
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And I have found a way to cope with that stress.
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This is my sacred space.
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Maybe a little often.
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I mean... what is your real name?
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But it meant a lot to me, too.
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I thought I hit a ball straight from the tee
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