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Season 3  "Express Christmas"  3x10

Aired 12 years ago - Dec 07, 2011

The family puts together a quick Christmas celebration when they realize they won't be together on the actual day.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 1
Until next year,you mean.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
God,has that thing paid for itself.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
Won't be christmas with it. It's december 16th.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Express christmas will be done by 9:00.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Come on,haley. It'll be fun. A lot of fun. We can go to target. Okay?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
I know you are. Stay on the beams.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
Ay,that's nice.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
I don't hear the difference.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
Ugh. There's like a hundred things on this list.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
All the training,the hours of dedication...
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
December 16th.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
You bet you will.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
do you have any more tape in that thing?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
That's a lot of tape. Nobody can get in.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
which is ironic because it's so tiny?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
Yeah. Um... On that boat.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
I mean,we watched our first football game together five years ago,
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
Fine. We'll put a cork in it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
Okay. Where do we stand?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
I also got the doll,so I'm all set. I'm gonna leave in five.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Too late to change my mind?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
And... One more pack of gum.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
That's how craigslist works.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Can I see the cash?
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Come on. It's christmas... At our house. It's a long story.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Now it is.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
I think he said,"a butterball's a turkey." I was reaching for the turkey.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Joe dimaggio.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
Fair condit - Garbage.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
And it smells like mothballs,just like nana.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
- The tree! - I can't watch!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
Check it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
This is it.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
Now stick it in the top of the tree with the good part facing out. Come on.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
but that's okay 'cause we are gonna put it back together.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
If you get real close,they look like turkeys,and everyone gets their own.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
Phil!
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
and we'll just push dinner back by a bit.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
Probably by the same maniac who ran over the tree.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
- I'm going to my party. - No,no. No,you're not.
 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
No! Nobody goes anywhere.

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Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
God,has that thing paid for itself.
#2 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
Won't be christmas with it. It's december 16th.
#3 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Express christmas will be done by 9:00.
#4 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Come on,haley. It'll be fun. A lot of fun. We can go to target. Okay?
#5 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6 #6 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
I know you are. Stay on the beams.
#7 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
Ay,that's nice.
#8 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
I don't hear the difference.
#9 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
Ugh. There's like a hundred things on this list.
#10 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
All the training,the hours of dedication...
#11 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12 #12 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Yes. Thank you. Thank you.
#13 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
and we just got a shipment that might be perfect for you.
#14 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
December 16th.
#15 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
You bet you will.
#16 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
do you have any more tape in that thing?
#17 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
That's a lot of tape. Nobody can get in.
#18 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19 #19 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
which is ironic because it's so tiny?
#20 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
Yeah. Um... On that boat.
#21 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
I mean,we watched our first football game together five years ago,
#22 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
Fine. We'll put a cork in it.
#23 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
Okay. Where do we stand?
#24 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25 #25 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
I also got the doll,so I'm all set. I'm gonna leave in five.
#26 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
Too late to change my mind?
#27 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
And... One more pack of gum.
#28 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29 #29 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
That's how craigslist works.
#30 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Can I see the cash?
#31 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Come on. It's christmas... At our house. It's a long story.
#32 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Now it is.
#33 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
I think he said,"a butterball's a turkey." I was reaching for the turkey.
#34 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Joe dimaggio.
#35 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
Fair condit - Garbage.
#36 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
And it smells like mothballs,just like nana.
#37 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
- The tree! - I can't watch!
#38 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39 #39 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
Check it.
#40 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41 #41 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
This is it.
#42 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
Now stick it in the top of the tree with the good part facing out. Come on.
#43 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
but that's okay 'cause we are gonna put it back together.
#44 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
If you get real close,they look like turkeys,and everyone gets their own.
#45 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
Phil!
#46 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
and we'll just push dinner back by a bit.
#47 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
Probably by the same maniac who ran over the tree.
#48 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
- I'm going to my party. - No,no. No,you're not.
#49 Recap of Modern Family Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
No! Nobody goes anywhere.
#50