S3 E1
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Season 3  "My Own American Girl"  3x1

Aired 21 years ago - Oct 02, 2003

A run-in with her old flame Sean and an accident in her new car lead Elliot to the realization that nothing good has happened to her in the three years that she has been at Sacred Heart. This realization drives her to take drastic measures, including a complete makeover, both inside and out, in an attempt to change her luck. Meanwhile, J.D. gets stuck with a patient, whose diagnosis he can't quite pin down, and when Dr. Cox denies him any assistance, he looks to Carla and Turk to help him out. While Dr. Cox is busy not helping J.D., he takes the time to make amends with Dr. Kelso.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 1
That's a Code 2.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
I cannot figure out what's wrong. I gotta go ask Cox.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
If you're wondering why Dr Kelso's nose is squeaking,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
and do the annual inmates' physicals.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
This whole "Dr Cox riding into the rescue" part of the show is over.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
He took it as bad news, maybe cos of the unnecessary colonoscope
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
I got you pegged as one of those spineless types
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
So, you're engaged to that surgeon guy?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 12
makes those ass cheeks clench up so tight
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
My son was recently kicked out of his Hare Krishna sect
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
You guys know that unbelievably handsome new anaesthesiologist?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
How could someone with all of this be jealous of any of that?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- Who wants a smoothie. - Peach Fizzle.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
In a hospital, you can never try to get anything done Friday after 5pm.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Have a good weekend, Steven.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 19
who, it turns out, already has a wife in the Philippines.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- You got sick on my face. - That wasn't the smoothies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
I've been waiting for someone to come along, and here you are.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
She's a doctor. She's gotta have it a little bit together, right?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 24
I wasn't gonna let my baby be here all alone with all sorts of guys
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
To figure out what's wrong, we need to get a whole bunch of tests done.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
No, you certainly may not.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
and then all three of us will deal with the abdominal CAT scan.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Yeah. But if it makes you feel better, it's also because you're very white.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Your lady's about 40 people down on the list, and there are no cutsies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
- How cool is that? - So cool, let's never tell anyone ever.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
So, Mitchell, I guess I was just hoping
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Eight years. I'll see you in the patient's room.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
I always wanted to be the father of a tiny gay sailor.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Look, Gwyneth, you're old enough now to hear this from me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
while my heart is breaking inside.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
What are you doing in here?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
I'm just gonna replace these urinal cakes and then I'll go.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
But I will tell you something that my grandmother told me when I was a kid.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Neither did my brother-dad.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
- These are my machines. - Sir...
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Even if it did actually feel so damn good I changed my pants afterwards.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Listen up, ace. You will always be a royal pain in my ass.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
So you're just gonna roll over and give up like you always do?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 2
I cannot figure out what's wrong. I gotta go ask Cox.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 3
If you're wondering why Dr Kelso's nose is squeaking,
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 4
and do the annual inmates' physicals.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 5 #5 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 6
This whole "Dr Cox riding into the rescue" part of the show is over.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 7
He took it as bad news, maybe cos of the unnecessary colonoscope
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 8
I got you pegged as one of those spineless types
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 9 #9 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 10
So, you're engaged to that surgeon guy?
#10
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makes those ass cheeks clench up so tight
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 13
My son was recently kicked out of his Hare Krishna sect
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 14
You guys know that unbelievably handsome new anaesthesiologist?
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 15
How could someone with all of this be jealous of any of that?
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 16
- Who wants a smoothie. - Peach Fizzle.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 17
In a hospital, you can never try to get anything done Friday after 5pm.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 18
Have a good weekend, Steven.
#18
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who, it turns out, already has a wife in the Philippines.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 20
- You got sick on my face. - That wasn't the smoothies.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 21
I've been waiting for someone to come along, and here you are.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 22
She's a doctor. She's gotta have it a little bit together, right?
#22
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I wasn't gonna let my baby be here all alone with all sorts of guys
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 25
To figure out what's wrong, we need to get a whole bunch of tests done.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 26
No, you certainly may not.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 27
and then all three of us will deal with the abdominal CAT scan.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 28 #28 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 29
Yeah. But if it makes you feel better, it's also because you're very white.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 30 #30 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 31
Your lady's about 40 people down on the list, and there are no cutsies.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 32
- How cool is that? - So cool, let's never tell anyone ever.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 33 #33 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 34
So, Mitchell, I guess I was just hoping
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 35
Eight years. I'll see you in the patient's room.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 36
I always wanted to be the father of a tiny gay sailor.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 37
Look, Gwyneth, you're old enough now to hear this from me.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 38
while my heart is breaking inside.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 39
What are you doing in here?
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 40
I'm just gonna replace these urinal cakes and then I'll go.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 41
But I will tell you something that my grandmother told me when I was a kid.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 42
Neither did my brother-dad.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 43 #43 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 44
- These are my machines. - Sir...
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 45 #45 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 46
Even if it did actually feel so damn good I changed my pants afterwards.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 47
Listen up, ace. You will always be a royal pain in my ass.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 48
So you're just gonna roll over and give up like you always do?
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 49 #49 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 1 (S03E01) - 50 #50