S2 E22
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Ended
Network
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Season 2  "My Dream Job"  2x22

Aired 17 years ago - Apr 17, 2003

J.D. and Turk's college buddy, Spence, drops by for a visit, and accidentally tells Dr. Cox a secret. Too much partying with successful Spence causes Turk and J.D. to show up late and drunk for work, which Dr. Kelso fully reprehends them for. Elliot's feeling low since she can't measure up to Dr. Kelso's standards, and the Janitor starts another feud – this time over paychecks – with J.D.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 22 (S02E22) - 1
That's good, good sauce.
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- It feels warm in my tummy. - Good morning, angels.
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But you said it was his. And you said something else.
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You guys landed your dream jobs, huh?
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Hey, man, how am I supposed to finish this memo?
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- Ronk. - When do people yell "stat"?
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This is not a good day to be late.
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Dr Reid, do an ABG on bed four without waking him.
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of the persistent ST elevation on any EKG?
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Ronk!
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No one? Self-five.
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OK, I didn't tell you the kid was yours and you're upset.
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By the way, 987654320.
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to have a janitor make more than you?
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- Ferrets are nice. - They're mean.
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- No. - It's too hot on my eyes!
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- I'm OK with it. - Dr Reid.
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I chose you because I am hoping that you will ask yourself,
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- You're making jokes? - I just want this to be OK.
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- So you boys are doctors, huh? - OK, whoa, Frannie.
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Part of being a doctor is learning to deal with the unexpected.
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Sometimes it's just having to work in wet grundies.
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No, you look. If someone had asked me just this morning,
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for a lifetime supply of my foot up your ass.
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After what happened, I was in no mood to be messed with.
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The smart money says you'll be cleaning it tomorrow.
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Turk and I both knew who was responsible for all this.
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Dr Kelso's been torturing me lately.
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Howdy, Mop-Top.
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I can't, I have a presentation.
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Every time I turn around, Kelso's there.
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The next time you decide to make a stink over nothing,
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We've been dancing the same dance for years now.
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I'm not going home until you promise you're coming with me.
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You have to have that desire,
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And sacrifice.

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- It feels warm in my tummy. - Good morning, angels.
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But you said it was his. And you said something else.
#3
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You guys landed your dream jobs, huh?
#6
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Hey, man, how am I supposed to finish this memo?
#7
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- Ronk. - When do people yell "stat"?
#8
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This is not a good day to be late.
#9
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Dr Reid, do an ABG on bed four without waking him.
#10
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of the persistent ST elevation on any EKG?
#11
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Ronk!
#12
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No one? Self-five.
#13
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OK, I didn't tell you the kid was yours and you're upset.
#14
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By the way, 987654320.
#17
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to have a janitor make more than you?
#18
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- Ferrets are nice. - They're mean.
#19
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- No. - It's too hot on my eyes!
#21
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- I'm OK with it. - Dr Reid.
#22
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I chose you because I am hoping that you will ask yourself,
#23
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- You're making jokes? - I just want this to be OK.
#25
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- So you boys are doctors, huh? - OK, whoa, Frannie.
#27
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Part of being a doctor is learning to deal with the unexpected.
#29
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Sometimes it's just having to work in wet grundies.
#30
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No, you look. If someone had asked me just this morning,
#31
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for a lifetime supply of my foot up your ass.
#32
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After what happened, I was in no mood to be messed with.
#33
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The smart money says you'll be cleaning it tomorrow.
#34
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Turk and I both knew who was responsible for all this.
#35
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Dr Kelso's been torturing me lately.
#37
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Howdy, Mop-Top.
#39
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I can't, I have a presentation.
#41
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Every time I turn around, Kelso's there.
#42
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The next time you decide to make a stink over nothing,
#43
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We've been dancing the same dance for years now.
#44
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I'm not going home until you promise you're coming with me.
#45
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You have to have that desire,
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And sacrifice.
#50