S3 E6
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Season 3  "My Advice to You"  3x6

Aired 20 years ago - Nov 13, 2003

A chance meeting in the elevator sparks a new friendship between J.D. and the mysterious Danni whose ongoing dialogue about her ex forces J.D. to talk about his feelings for Elliot. Carla's brother Marco comes to visit, but he still hasn't forgiven Turk for mistaking him for a valet at their mother's funeral. Unfortunately, Turk can't even apologize because Marco can't speak anything but Spanish. At the hospital, Dr. Cox relishes his new job promotion but is surprised when J.D. doesn't follow his lead in contradicting Dr. Kelso's orders.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 1
If she ate Jack, she'd throw up right after.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Dr Phil says, "And how is that working out for you?"
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
considering my disdain for... well... all of you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
I'd say now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
I think he means me, Angela. I wonder what I did now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Sorry, sometimes I have this inner monologue in my head.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 10
Sir, if I could take this chance to explain my high mortality rate...?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
you'll give each and every one the same amount of your time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Miss Barto is 36, septic and in respiratory failure.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
We're going to try to wean her off of the vent today,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
God help him.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
I don't mind sitting alone at movies. But eating alone is sad and pathetic.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
He's engaged to be married in two weeks. But yeah, I think so.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
and hope she's so grateful, she'll buy you a drink and maybe have sex after.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Why don't you play the game with Marco?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 22
Baby, when we left the Dominican Republic,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 24
Bob Kelso, that's not true. I told them to disregard all direct orders from you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Sir, I don't think that's true.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
I said, "Congratulations, I hope you two stay happy, and size does matter."
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Thanks, JD, I'm so tense. Someone stole my purse.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
I'm sorry, but I can't understand you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
If the dynamic does change, it's never as simple as you'd hope.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
I'll take care of her and I'll have my interns help,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
I don't think so.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
It was strange not doing what Dr Cox wanted me to do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 36
Don't... Qué my ass. Qué my ass.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 39
In opposite world.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
- I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
How about you sashay over here, push those bangs out of your face,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Doug, I have underwear in my butt.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
calling me Bobbo, shaving my genitals when I pass out at the Christmas party.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
No. It's because eventually they start questioning the gospel according to Cox
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Oh, really? I wanted to apologise for the way I've been acting,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 48
JD. Miss Barto's completely stabilized.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
No. Well, yes. But I'm honestly trying to tell you
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
gives us the juice to keep pluggin' along in games that we know, deep down,

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 2
Dr Phil says, "And how is that working out for you?"
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 3
considering my disdain for... well... all of you.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 4
I'd say now is a pretty good time for you to scurry on back to work
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 5
I think he means me, Angela. I wonder what I did now.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 6 #6 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 7
Sorry, sometimes I have this inner monologue in my head.
#7
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Sir, if I could take this chance to explain my high mortality rate...?
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 11
you'll give each and every one the same amount of your time.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 12
Miss Barto is 36, septic and in respiratory failure.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 13
We're going to try to wean her off of the vent today,
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 14
I don't want to hear anything out of that man's mouth,
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 15
Barbie, I would rather listen to you go on and on about the joys of dolphin sex.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 16
God help him.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 17
I don't mind sitting alone at movies. But eating alone is sad and pathetic.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 18
He's engaged to be married in two weeks. But yeah, I think so.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 19
and hope she's so grateful, she'll buy you a drink and maybe have sex after.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 20
Why don't you play the game with Marco?
#20
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Baby, when we left the Dominican Republic,
#22
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Bob Kelso, that's not true. I told them to disregard all direct orders from you.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 25
Grandma Dorian or Nana Hobbs? Nana Hobbs can be an eensy bit racist.
#25
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 26
Sir, I don't think that's true.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 27 #27 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 28
I said, "Congratulations, I hope you two stay happy, and size does matter."
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 29
Thanks, JD, I'm so tense. Someone stole my purse.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 30
I'm sorry, but I can't understand you.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 31
If the dynamic does change, it's never as simple as you'd hope.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 32
I'll take care of her and I'll have my interns help,
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 33
I don't think so.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 34
It was strange not doing what Dr Cox wanted me to do.
#34
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Don't... Qué my ass. Qué my ass.
#36
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In opposite world.
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 40
- I'm gonna miss you. - I'm gonna miss you too.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 41
How about you sashay over here, push those bangs out of your face,
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 42
Doug, I have underwear in my butt.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 43
calling me Bobbo, shaving my genitals when I pass out at the Christmas party.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 44
No. It's because eventually they start questioning the gospel according to Cox
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 45 #45 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 46
Oh, really? I wanted to apologise for the way I've been acting,
#46
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JD. Miss Barto's completely stabilized.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 49
No. Well, yes. But I'm honestly trying to tell you
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 6 (S03E06) - 50
gives us the juice to keep pluggin' along in games that we know, deep down,
#50