S3 E10
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Season 3  "My Rule of Thumb"  3x10

Aired 20 years ago - Jan 22, 2004

Carla and Elliot try to help a patient, Maggie, lose her virginity as she prepares to die. Walking in on her sister and Dr. Cox prompts Danni to move in with J.D. Dr. Cox attempts to convince Turk to do a kidney transplant for a patient he has "moved up" the list. But a personal grudge seems to stand in the way and may decide whether the patient lives or dies.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 1
Come on, Turk, I got two minutes left on my break.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
After that, he's gotta wash up, check the board
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 3
Hold that thought.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 6
It's always hard to work with terminally ill patients.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Maggie, you seem so at peace with everything.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Oh, boy, do they! I slept with Jenny Johnson's brother in high school.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
I got a story about that too. Not about me. My mom. She gets Ionely.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
Anyway, the point is, silence is awesome.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
- Careful, though, Randall got loose. - Who?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Sure. Just bring your own toilet paper.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
- You missed the point. - Three things.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 16
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 17
I don't disdain you. It's quite the opposite. I "dain" you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 18
and you have the humour of a fourth grader.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 19
Your kidney's healed enough to release you,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
with my policy on patients having sex?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 21
You're all set.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
Laverne, my girlfriend's coming. Would you mind giving her my keys?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
She's not moving in permanently. She's just crashing for a while.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
After my divorce, I told Marianna I'd crash at her place a few weeks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 26
There'll be toilet paper everywhere.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 27
This is so exciting. The closest I've ever come to breaking the law
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
What a rush! I've never slept with a prostitute
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
It's too complicated to explain what it is I do,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 34
I don't mean medical science, I mean NASA.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 35
Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 37
She was good in The Breakfast Club. I should rent that again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 40
Dammit, Perry. That is so not what you came down here to say.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
...when to...
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
I love how much you guys care about your patients.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 43
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 44
Now, who haven't I slept with yet?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 45
Excellent work, everyone.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
I will hook him up with that chick.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
Gosh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
so I can't hear anything that's going on in there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
If you wanna take that liver away because we're having some personal beef,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
It's the hips that fool me.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 2
After that, he's gotta wash up, check the board
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Hold that thought.
#3
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It's always hard to work with terminally ill patients.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 7
Maggie, you seem so at peace with everything.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 8 #8 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 9
Oh, boy, do they! I slept with Jenny Johnson's brother in high school.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 10
I got a story about that too. Not about me. My mom. She gets Ionely.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 11
Anyway, the point is, silence is awesome.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 12
- Careful, though, Randall got loose. - Who?
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 13
Sure. Just bring your own toilet paper.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 14
- You missed the point. - Three things.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 15
You know what? I'm glad he was drunk.
#15
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I don't disdain you. It's quite the opposite. I "dain" you.
#17
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and you have the humour of a fourth grader.
#18
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Your kidney's healed enough to release you,
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 20
with my policy on patients having sex?
#20
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You're all set.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 22
Laverne, my girlfriend's coming. Would you mind giving her my keys?
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 23
She's not moving in permanently. She's just crashing for a while.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 24
After my divorce, I told Marianna I'd crash at her place a few weeks.
#24
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There'll be toilet paper everywhere.
#26
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This is so exciting. The closest I've ever come to breaking the law
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 28
What a rush! I've never slept with a prostitute
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 29
It's too complicated to explain what it is I do,
#29
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I don't mean medical science, I mean NASA.
#34
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Hey, champ, what has two thumbs and doesn't give a crap?
#35
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She was good in The Breakfast Club. I should rent that again.
#37
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Dammit, Perry. That is so not what you came down here to say.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 41
...when to...
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 42
I love how much you guys care about your patients.
#42
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Now, who haven't I slept with yet?
#44
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Excellent work, everyone.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 46
I will hook him up with that chick.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 47
Gosh, I'm sorry, we're fresh out of those.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 48
so I can't hear anything that's going on in there.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 49
If you wanna take that liver away because we're having some personal beef,
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 10 (S03E10) - 50
It's the hips that fool me.
#50