S3 E13
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Season 3  "My Porcelain God"  3x13

Aired 20 years ago - Feb 17, 2004

Elliot finds herself perplexed over a simple procedure that leaves her questioning her career path. She goes to seek Dr. Kevin Casey's advice but becomes frustrated when she learns that the epiphany toilet, which the Janitor secretly installed on the roof, is getting more attention than she is. Meanwhile, Turk asks J.D. to be his best man at his wedding, which sends J.D. into sheer bliss momentarily until he hears a phone message that makes him question his friendship with Turk.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 1
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You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
It's weird how much Dr Casey has influenced me in a short time.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Everyone talks about how Dr Casey's helped them and he doesn't know I exist.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
there's no guarantee you won't screw up number 5,001.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
I don't know why Carla wants me to wear a cumberbund, let alone a red one.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
- You better feel the burn. - I can feel it burning.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
Yeah, I'll do that. As the best man, don't you think my tux
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
I've got a billion patients and no rooms.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
extract that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Bob Kelso. I though we'd met.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
- What now? - You tell anybody about my toilet?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Why would I tell anyone? And no one has epiphanies on the john.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
When two people collide, a lot of things can happen.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Could you not point that at me?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
so I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Paint your legs black, you'll be fine.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 22
I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
"I knew he was gonna die." And if you take too long of a pause with it,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
- Have you seen the roof toilet? - No, but I'm a nervous pooer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 25
I know you've helped out a lot of people and I've got this intubating problem...
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 27
I would use Dr Kelso's, but I don't wanna wake up Hector.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
That means "God is watching us."
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
JD, can I talk to you? Have you seen Carla around?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
I gotta finish telling my whole family that you picked me as your best man.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Now, the only thing that sets me apart is that my beeper plays,
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
I've heard about how amazing you are. I'm not leaving until you help me out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I can't think straight with this whispering.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 34
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 36
I may be leaving here, but I will always be there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
have such a big impact and then vanish just like that, never to be seen again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Doug, Snoop Dogg intern.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 40
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 41
but I'm out of hair scrunchies. Scram, we're waiting for somebody.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 42
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With Mulberry, I really believe New York has a shot at the title, man.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
The only reason I asked my brother was because I knew he couldn't come.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
If it makes it easier, I guess we could be co-best man.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't rule that out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
in your life outside of this place?

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 2 #2 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 3
You see, a census said that hospital admissions dropped in February.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 4
It's weird how much Dr Casey has influenced me in a short time.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 5 #5 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 6
Everyone talks about how Dr Casey's helped them and he doesn't know I exist.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 7
Go easy on the mascara in case you cry during your toast
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 8
there's no guarantee you won't screw up number 5,001.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 9
I don't know why Carla wants me to wear a cumberbund, let alone a red one.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 10
- You better feel the burn. - I can feel it burning.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 11
Yeah, I'll do that. As the best man, don't you think my tux
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 12
I've got a billion patients and no rooms.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 13
extract that extra air out of Barbie's head and inject it right into my veins.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 14
Bob Kelso. I though we'd met.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 15
- What now? - You tell anybody about my toilet?
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 16
Why would I tell anyone? And no one has epiphanies on the john.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 17
When two people collide, a lot of things can happen.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 18
Could you not point that at me?
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 19
so I can be your best man after all. I'm looking forward to it. Call me.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 20
Paint your legs black, you'll be fine.
#20
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I better get to work before all the good patients are taken.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 23
"I knew he was gonna die." And if you take too long of a pause with it,
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 24
- Have you seen the roof toilet? - No, but I'm a nervous pooer.
#24
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I know you've helped out a lot of people and I've got this intubating problem...
#25
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I would use Dr Kelso's, but I don't wanna wake up Hector.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 28
That means "God is watching us."
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 29
JD, can I talk to you? Have you seen Carla around?
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 30
I gotta finish telling my whole family that you picked me as your best man.
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 31
Now, the only thing that sets me apart is that my beeper plays,
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 32
I've heard about how amazing you are. I'm not leaving until you help me out.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 33
I can't think straight with this whispering.
#33
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I may be leaving here, but I will always be there.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 37
have such a big impact and then vanish just like that, never to be seen again.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 38 #38 Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 39
Doug, Snoop Dogg intern.
#39
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but I'm out of hair scrunchies. Scram, we're waiting for somebody.
#41
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With Mulberry, I really believe New York has a shot at the title, man.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 47
The only reason I asked my brother was because I knew he couldn't come.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 48
If it makes it easier, I guess we could be co-best man.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 49
and a circuit board where his heart should be? I can't rule that out.
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 13 (S03E13) - 50
in your life outside of this place?
#50