S3 E17
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Season 3  "My Moment of Un-Truth"  3x17

Aired 20 years ago - Mar 30, 2004

J.D. must keep a secret when Carla's "what-if" guy asks her out on a date. Meanwhile, on the other side of the argument, Carla hounds Turk for checking out other women. Elliot is also on the spot as Dr. Cox and Dr. Kelso both advise her not to give her patient drugs as they suspect he is an addict faking pain.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 1
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Whether it's the new flower lady who winks too much,
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he has graciously offered to answer any of your questions.
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Nothing, man. Just waiting for my brother to get off work.
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- Don't put it that way in your vows. - Let's see how he likes it. Hey, honey.
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Gotta go.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
- Mine's firm, like mutton. - Lovely.
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- A trick I picked up in med school. - I think my insides exploded.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
and I figure there should be at least one sober adult in the room.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
There's nothing worse than people with a history.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
But that summer, they took a river rafting trip and they both drowned.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 13
I've run every test. I cannot figure out why this guy is in so much pain.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
He is a very clever drug addict.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 15
- just so they can get a fix. - Well, I believe in this guy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
Give her a second there, gang.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 17
- When do you think of this stuff? - Every minute of every day.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 18
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 19
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Any sign of my brother the janitor?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 21
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 22
And besides, you flirt sometimes. It's harmless, right?
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It's not always harmless.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 24
He was here eight years ago complaining of the same abdominal pain
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And you hate to see anyone get crushed. Even Dr Hot-butt.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 26
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 27
If we go out and I feel nothing, you know how confident I'll feel about Turk?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 28
But then I'll know that we're not as close as I thought.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 29
his doctor couldn't diagnose him and just threw painkillers at him instead.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 30
No reason.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 31
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 32
What you'd look like if you were Chinese.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 33
Thank you, brothers, for inviting me to your twin birthday party.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
Hey, thanks, bro. I'm definitely gonna use this to write to you
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
Sometimes around here, you can't believe what you're seeing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
Oh, great, you're getting medication for your pain patient.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
You know, you have this unbelievable ability to make me doubt myself.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
But you're more concerned with being right than doing what's right.
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I've been thinking about Carla nagging me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 40
- More wine? - Oh, God, yes.
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Yeah. What was that cute name that you used to call her?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 42
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- I'm so glad we did this. - Me too.
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I refused painkillers, I did the "you're the greatest doctor" bit.
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 46
Why don't you say it? Why don't you tell me what the problem is and say it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 47
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- I'm gonna go tell Turk. - Oh, that's great. She's gonna go...
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I don't think Turk will be as excited about your date as you.
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Honey, that was a long time ago.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 2
Whether it's the new flower lady who winks too much,
#2
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he has graciously offered to answer any of your questions.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 4
Nothing, man. Just waiting for my brother to get off work.
#4
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- Don't put it that way in your vows. - Let's see how he likes it. Hey, honey.
#5
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Gotta go.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 7
- Mine's firm, like mutton. - Lovely.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 8
- A trick I picked up in med school. - I think my insides exploded.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 9
and I figure there should be at least one sober adult in the room.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 10
There's nothing worse than people with a history.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 11
But that summer, they took a river rafting trip and they both drowned.
#11
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I've run every test. I cannot figure out why this guy is in so much pain.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 14
He is a very clever drug addict.
#14
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- just so they can get a fix. - Well, I believe in this guy.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 16
Give her a second there, gang.
#16
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- When do you think of this stuff? - Every minute of every day.
#17
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Any sign of my brother the janitor?
#20
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And besides, you flirt sometimes. It's harmless, right?
#22
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It's not always harmless.
#23
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He was here eight years ago complaining of the same abdominal pain
#24
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And you hate to see anyone get crushed. Even Dr Hot-butt.
#25
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If we go out and I feel nothing, you know how confident I'll feel about Turk?
#27
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But then I'll know that we're not as close as I thought.
#28
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his doctor couldn't diagnose him and just threw painkillers at him instead.
#29
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No reason.
#30
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What you'd look like if you were Chinese.
#32
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Thank you, brothers, for inviting me to your twin birthday party.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 34
Hey, thanks, bro. I'm definitely gonna use this to write to you
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 35
Sometimes around here, you can't believe what you're seeing.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 36
Oh, great, you're getting medication for your pain patient.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 37
You know, you have this unbelievable ability to make me doubt myself.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 38
But you're more concerned with being right than doing what's right.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 39
I've been thinking about Carla nagging me.
#39
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- More wine? - Oh, God, yes.
#40
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Yeah. What was that cute name that you used to call her?
#41
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- I'm so glad we did this. - Me too.
#43
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I refused painkillers, I did the "you're the greatest doctor" bit.
#45
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Why don't you say it? Why don't you tell me what the problem is and say it?
#46
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- I'm gonna go tell Turk. - Oh, that's great. She's gonna go...
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 3 Episode 17 (S03E17) - 49
I don't think Turk will be as excited about your date as you.
#49
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Honey, that was a long time ago.
#50