S2 E18
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Season 2  "My T.C.W."  2x18

Aired 17 years ago - Mar 20, 2003

J.D. flirts with the wife of a patient who's been in a coma for the past two years, whom they all call T.C.W. (Tasty Coma Wife). He feels guilty for doing that, even though she wants to go ahead with it. Meanwhile, he can't stand listening to any more relationship problems, as everybody dumps their issues on his ears: Elliot, sabotaging her relationship with Paul over beef jerky, Carla, finding out her engagement ring passed through a patient's digestive system and Dr. Cox's unsucessful attempts to get some attention from Jordan, who can only think about her baby right now.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 1
and instead I'm gonna refer to you by whatever famous dog I can think of.
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Don't bring that filth over here.
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He's been on life support for two years. Since he was transferred to us,
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- Please, call me Jamie. - Jamie? OK.
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- Way to step it up, Miss Nasty. - You told him what happened.
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And you wanted above-the-covers sex!
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 13
- Did you go to med school? - No, I mean...
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Can't. You seen Turk?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 15
Plus, the best way to meet skanky hos is to already have a girl with you.
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I haven't named him yet.
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because it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way home.
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Thank you.
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Old Nosy Nelly always gotta throw his two cents in.
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- Look at that. - No, no, Jamie.
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
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- Why is it? - Because it was in my butt.
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It's fun to eat things.
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Can't tell you how many happy couples I know who got started just that way.
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Because I'm gonna enjoy watching this one bite you right on the ass.
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So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.
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It's time for me to start my life over.
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Five letters. "Showing vulnerability."
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- I always suspected. - We all did.
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I can't take painkillers.
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- But... - Mom.
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my mother never paid that much attention to me.
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and shine a spotlight on it for the remainder of your days.
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It's just been hard for me lately.
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- What are you doing? - Nothing. It's a new therapy.
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We all need to respect each other.
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Nothing, sir. I just thought of something funny.
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It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 18 (S02E18) - 46
Tell you what. Give me a little time,
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Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin.
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Must be so hard for Dr Look At Me. Isn't it?
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Because, for me, it's actually fun
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Don't bring that filth over here.
#2
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He's been on life support for two years. Since he was transferred to us,
#3
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- Please, call me Jamie. - Jamie? OK.
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- Way to step it up, Miss Nasty. - You told him what happened.
#11
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And you wanted above-the-covers sex!
#12
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- Did you go to med school? - No, I mean...
#13
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Can't. You seen Turk?
#14
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Plus, the best way to meet skanky hos is to already have a girl with you.
#15
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I haven't named him yet.
#16
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because it simply means I drove by a prostitute on the way home.
#17
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Thank you.
#18
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Old Nosy Nelly always gotta throw his two cents in.
#19
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- Look at that. - No, no, Jamie.
#21
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Oh, yeah, I'm sorry.
#22
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- Why is it? - Because it was in my butt.
#23
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It's fun to eat things.
#24
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Can't tell you how many happy couples I know who got started just that way.
#25
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Because I'm gonna enjoy watching this one bite you right on the ass.
#26
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So I'm not gonna sweat it just because I made a new friend.
#28
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It's time for me to start my life over.
#30
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Five letters. "Showing vulnerability."
#33
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- I always suspected. - We all did.
#34
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I can't take painkillers.
#35
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- But... - Mom.
#36
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my mother never paid that much attention to me.
#37
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and shine a spotlight on it for the remainder of your days.
#38
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It's just been hard for me lately.
#39
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- What are you doing? - Nothing. It's a new therapy.
#40
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We all need to respect each other.
#42
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Nothing, sir. I just thought of something funny.
#43
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It's weird realising you missed someone you barely know.
#45
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Tell you what. Give me a little time,
#46
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Oh, Rin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin-Tin.
#47
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Must be so hard for Dr Look At Me. Isn't it?
#48
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Because, for me, it's actually fun
#49
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