S2 E14
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Season 2  "My Brother, My Keeper"  2x14

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 23, 2003

Turk is still waiting for Carla to answer his proposal and asks his brother to stay over a few days to help him deal with it. Dr. Townshend, an old friend of Dr. Kelso and one of the nicest doctors around befriends J.D. Elliot accidentally finds out the sex of Jordan's baby, becoming the object of Dr. Cox's anxiety.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 1
I can't believe I walked naked through the halls of the hospital last night.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 2
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 3
- This here is fit for a king. - Well, that's good.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 4
I'll sleep on the couch and you cut me a cheque for 80 grand.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 5
- Does that sound fun to you? - No, that wouldn't be fun.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 6
Whatever, Mr Yesterday-l-Had-Chest-Hair -Today-l-Don't.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 7
Quite frankly when one does, one shoots to kill.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 8
Step this way, I'll be more than glad to tell you more about what you've won.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 9
- He tells that one a lot. - I know.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 10
Please. She's psychic.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 11
How's that great marriage of yours?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 13
- Yes, we are. - No, we're not.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 14
- Sorry, I've got nothing. - It's common to feel differently.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 15
That's odd.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 16
I don't know why you keep doing these things to me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 17
I've got a meeting this afternoon, but what do you say
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 18
Man, you're engaged? Congratulations.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 19
Hey, Chris, come on, now, I was just playing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
This is ridiculous. I'm going to find out the sex of the baby.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 21
Out. Chop-chop.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 22
Shouldn't I do a modified Seldinger? It's much safer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 23
Whether it's because you can't bring yourself to make an important decision.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 24
I was on that island because somebody else put me there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 26
Dr Townshend feels even worse for making me do the procedure.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
to find the world's smallest diamond ring
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
involved in a long-term, monogamous relationship.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
You do those things, and when you're done,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Here's the inside scoop. I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 31
- What? - Nothing.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 32
We're gonna look out for him. This is Brent, from Parking.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 33
He's gonna stop spitting in your food.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 34
Bless us and thy gifts we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 35
- Once a month until she's dead. - Sir, do you have a second?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 36
Shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 37
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 38
Thanks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 40
I can't believe this attitude. I've taken care of you your entire life
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 41
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 42
- Girls can play baseball, too. - I know what girls can do.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 43
Oh, you are just so going to pay for this.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 44
Oh, jeez, Bob, don't creep up on me like that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 45
- Of course. - Good.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 46
...your oesteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonates,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 47
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 48
Once again, sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 49
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 50
Barkeep, I'm going to need these two glasses and that bottle of whiskey.

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- This here is fit for a king. - Well, that's good.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 4
I'll sleep on the couch and you cut me a cheque for 80 grand.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 5
- Does that sound fun to you? - No, that wouldn't be fun.
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 6
Whatever, Mr Yesterday-l-Had-Chest-Hair -Today-l-Don't.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 7
Quite frankly when one does, one shoots to kill.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 8
Step this way, I'll be more than glad to tell you more about what you've won.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 9
- He tells that one a lot. - I know.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 10
Please. She's psychic.
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 11
How's that great marriage of yours?
#11
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- Yes, we are. - No, we're not.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 14
- Sorry, I've got nothing. - It's common to feel differently.
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 15
That's odd.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 16
I don't know why you keep doing these things to me.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 17
I've got a meeting this afternoon, but what do you say
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 18
Man, you're engaged? Congratulations.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 19
Hey, Chris, come on, now, I was just playing.
#19
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 20
This is ridiculous. I'm going to find out the sex of the baby.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 21
Out. Chop-chop.
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 22
Shouldn't I do a modified Seldinger? It's much safer.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 23
Whether it's because you can't bring yourself to make an important decision.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 24
I was on that island because somebody else put me there.
#24
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Dr Townshend feels even worse for making me do the procedure.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 27
to find the world's smallest diamond ring
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 28
involved in a long-term, monogamous relationship.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 29
You do those things, and when you're done,
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 30
Here's the inside scoop. I have leverage. You're familiar with leverage?
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 31
- What? - Nothing.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 32
We're gonna look out for him. This is Brent, from Parking.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 33
He's gonna stop spitting in your food.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 34
Bless us and thy gifts we are about to receive from thy bounty through Christ.
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 35
- Once a month until she's dead. - Sir, do you have a second?
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 36
Shape up, son. Lord knows you're never gonna get by on your looks.
#36
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Thanks.
#38
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I can't believe this attitude. I've taken care of you your entire life
#40
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- Girls can play baseball, too. - I know what girls can do.
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 43
Oh, you are just so going to pay for this.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 44
Oh, jeez, Bob, don't creep up on me like that.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 45
- Of course. - Good.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 46
...your oesteoporotic patients aren't on bisphosphonates,
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 47 #47 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 14 (S02E14) - 48
Once again, sorry I was the one who introduced you in the first place.
#48
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Barkeep, I'm going to need these two glasses and that bottle of whiskey.
#50