S2 E16
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Season 2  "My Karma"  2x16

Aired 17 years ago - Feb 20, 2003

J.D. and Turk think they've got bad karma after hitting a car and causing an accident, while playing golf on the hospital roof. Dr. Cox bends over backwards to give Jordan as much comfort as possible on her labor day, and she confesses to J.D. that Dr. Cox is the real father. Elliot seeks advice from Carla on how to tell Paul that she's crazy, because they're getting more intimate and she can't hide it anymore. But Carla is feeling too crazy herself with the upcoming wedding.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 1
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 2
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- Oh, dark roast. - Dammit.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 4
I have gone ahead and taken care of everything.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
I have traded every single one of my weekends,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
Nice job, Alice.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7
Mr Mahoney threw up on himself. He needs a bath.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
No big deal.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 9
Doctors love to use humour.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
And hey, what is the deal with Q-tips?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
A golf ball hit my windshield and I drove into a tree.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
- Where's Dr Gerson? - With that woman.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
I hear you, girl. Turk and I are engaged,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
I know, and with Paul, I feel like we're getting pretty close now.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
Hey, cutie. Hey! You ready for our third date?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
This guy'll sue the hospital, we'll get fired, we'll have to become male whores.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
One of the balls you hit went through the windshield of my van.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
I just drew in this eyebrow five minutes ago, so cry me a river.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
I beg your pardon, there, Backdraft?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
Hey, fellas! Always nice to have visitors.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
Hey, fellas. Always nice to have visitors.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
Let's not tell anyone ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
where you boil your own sewage if you want something to drink.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
Dr Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 28
- running around here busting his hump. - Oh, that's nice. I'm going home.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
- I will choke her. - Dr Berlutti, no more talking.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30
I'm serious. Why don't you do us both a favour and get out?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Look at that, I bounced back.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 32
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 33
Get it off! Get it off! Somebody get it off!
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 34
We had a great time and I know you wanted me to come in to...
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 35
But something just didn't feel right about last night.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36
- Hey! - Oh, I am on to you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 37
Please, I'm still terrified.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 38
The thing is that this time I am killing myself for this woman
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 39
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 40
I think that's a deer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 41
from coming after Turk and me.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Apparently, my face is scaring my patients,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 43
The worst part is, Paul is this perfect guy who wants to take things slow.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 44
When I was a kid, I got a sunburn like that.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
You liar. OK, it was you!
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
I had with my mother.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
So, anyway, I was thinking... Elliot?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
I know there's something wrong but you won't talk about it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 49
I am racked with self-doubt, I'm claustrophobic,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 50
because I couldn't stop thinking about you having sex on a box of steaks.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 51

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 2 #2 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 3
- Oh, dark roast. - Dammit.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 4
I have gone ahead and taken care of everything.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 5
I have traded every single one of my weekends,
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 6
Nice job, Alice.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 7
Mr Mahoney threw up on himself. He needs a bath.
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 8
No big deal.
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 9
Doctors love to use humour.
#9
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 10
And hey, what is the deal with Q-tips?
#10
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 11
A golf ball hit my windshield and I drove into a tree.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 12 #12 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 13
- Where's Dr Gerson? - With that woman.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 14
I hear you, girl. Turk and I are engaged,
#14
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 15
I know, and with Paul, I feel like we're getting pretty close now.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 16
Hey, cutie. Hey! You ready for our third date?
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 17
This guy'll sue the hospital, we'll get fired, we'll have to become male whores.
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 18
One of the balls you hit went through the windshield of my van.
#18
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 19 #19 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 20
I just drew in this eyebrow five minutes ago, so cry me a river.
#20
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 21
I beg your pardon, there, Backdraft?
#21
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 22
Hey, fellas! Always nice to have visitors.
#22
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 23
Hey, fellas. Always nice to have visitors.
#23
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 24
Let's not tell anyone ever, ever, ever, ever, ever.
#24
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 25 #25 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 26
where you boil your own sewage if you want something to drink.
#26
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 27
Dr Gerson will, in fact, be in the super-deluxe birthing suite.
#27
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 28
- running around here busting his hump. - Oh, that's nice. I'm going home.
#28
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 29
- I will choke her. - Dr Berlutti, no more talking.
#29
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 30
I'm serious. Why don't you do us both a favour and get out?
#30
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 31
Look at that, I bounced back.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 32 #32 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 33
Get it off! Get it off! Somebody get it off!
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 34
We had a great time and I know you wanted me to come in to...
#34
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 35
But something just didn't feel right about last night.
#35
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 36
- Hey! - Oh, I am on to you.
#36
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 37
Please, I'm still terrified.
#37
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 38
The thing is that this time I am killing myself for this woman
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 39 #39 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 40
I think that's a deer.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 41
from coming after Turk and me.
#41
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 42
Apparently, my face is scaring my patients,
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 43
The worst part is, Paul is this perfect guy who wants to take things slow.
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 44
When I was a kid, I got a sunburn like that.
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 45
You liar. OK, it was you!
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 46
I had with my mother.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 47
So, anyway, I was thinking... Elliot?
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 48
I know there's something wrong but you won't talk about it.
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 49
I am racked with self-doubt, I'm claustrophobic,
#49
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 50
because I couldn't stop thinking about you having sex on a box of steaks.
#50
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 16 (S02E16) - 51 #51