S2 E12
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Season 2  "My New Old Friend"  2x12

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 09, 2003

Comeuppances are in store for Dr. Cox, Dr. Kelso and J.D. from a hypochondriac, a surgical patient and Elliot, who wants more than just sex from J.D.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 1
Are you kidding? If he turns out to be her brother,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman, you've joined us yet again.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
I share a glass of ouzo with this guy named Yanos.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
Well, I read the symptoms on the Internet, OK? I have Yaba.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
But if that's the case, it would be way, way down
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- Brain. - Brain. Mrs Kaye is doing great,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- I drove myself. - Well,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Cos she's my friend.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 10
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 11
- Never mind. - Hi, JD.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
So she wants to play chicken, huh? Well, buckle up, missy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
and they're negative for everything.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
we can go ahead and check out your bone marrow.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
mind-numbing...agony?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
- You know, Elliot... - What's up, medical dogs?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 19
Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 20
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 21
so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 22
- I didn't mean it that way. - How did you mean it?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 23
Son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her...
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 24
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 25
Horrible pain. I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 26
- Really? - Really.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 27
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 28
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 29
She was going, like, 35 miles an hour.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 30
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 31
I'm afraid you have Waldenstrom's macroglobulinemia.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
- Yeah, I do. - Thank you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
- You can do it. - Bless you.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Don't worry, Dr Zeltzer. He's only kidding.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 35
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 36
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 37
Now she all mad.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 38
I guess she told him. Gotta go.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
And, listen, if I don't get it back to you
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Oh, no, sir. Never use drugs.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
whether it's that doobie brother in there,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 42
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 43
So you decided to put your penis in there?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
But you know what? Pat yourself on the back all you want,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
Yeah.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
I should have been there for you last night.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
Throw her down on that gurney and mount her like a lion.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
and became insensitive with another human being is my fault?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49
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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 2
Oh, joy of joys, Mr Corman, you've joined us yet again.
#2
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 3
I share a glass of ouzo with this guy named Yanos.
#3
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 4
Well, I read the symptoms on the Internet, OK? I have Yaba.
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 5
But if that's the case, it would be way, way down
#5
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 6
So, how you been doing? Still seeing that surgeon?
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 7
- Brain. - Brain. Mrs Kaye is doing great,
#7
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 8
- I drove myself. - Well,
#8
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 9
Cos she's my friend.
#9
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- Never mind. - Hi, JD.
#11
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 12
he was telling a different Dr Reid not to stop.
#12
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 13
So she wants to play chicken, huh? Well, buckle up, missy.
#13
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 14 #14 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 15
and they're negative for everything.
#15
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 16
we can go ahead and check out your bone marrow.
#16
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 17
mind-numbing...agony?
#17
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 18
- You know, Elliot... - What's up, medical dogs?
#18
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Great! You know, but there's no rush for you to move out.
#19
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so when I pack for vacation I just pack cleaning supplies.
#21
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- I didn't mean it that way. - How did you mean it?
#22
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Son, the woman is recovering from major surgery on her...
#23
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Horrible pain. I made sounds like a dolphin giving birth.
#25
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- Really? - Really.
#26
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She was going, like, 35 miles an hour.
#29
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I'm afraid you have Waldenstrom's macroglobulinemia.
#31
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 32
- Yeah, I do. - Thank you.
#32
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 33
- You can do it. - Bless you.
#33
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 34
Don't worry, Dr Zeltzer. He's only kidding.
#34
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Now she all mad.
#37
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I guess she told him. Gotta go.
#38
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 39
And, listen, if I don't get it back to you
#39
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 40
Oh, no, sir. Never use drugs.
#40
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 41
whether it's that doobie brother in there,
#41
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So you decided to put your penis in there?
#43
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 44
But you know what? Pat yourself on the back all you want,
#44
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 45
Yeah.
#45
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 46
I should have been there for you last night.
#46
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 47
Throw her down on that gurney and mount her like a lion.
#47
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 48
and became insensitive with another human being is my fault?
#48
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 49 #49 Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 12 (S02E12) - 50 #50