S2 E13
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Season 2  "My Philosophy"  2x13

Aired 17 years ago - Jan 16, 2003

J.D. bonds with a patient, who is waiting for a heart transplant and discusses with her their idea of what death must be like. Elliot puts her foot down and demands a feminine locker room from Dr. Kelso. Turk decides it's time to propose to Carla, but a kid swallows the engagement ring.

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Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 1
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- Anything for you, honey. - Thanks, Mama.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 3
If I finally get a damn heart,
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there's like this balance, you know?
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Simba.
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I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.
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Oh, dear, should we send him a card?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 8
A man's office is a reflection of who he is, don't you think?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 9
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 10
Somebody's covering for me tonight. I'll take her to a restaurant...
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I think I can speak for all of us when I say, "We'll live."
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 12
write it on a piece of paper and slip it in my suggestion box.
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do you have to be a doctor to change in there, or what?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 14
This can work. We can be there for each other.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 15
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had we known about this beforehand, we would've suggested you think twice
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 17
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You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet?
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 19
trying to push the dookie out, Ralphie.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 20
Next time your son has a bowel movement,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 21
Mrs Larkin's aggressive. She won't let her husband finish a sen...
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 22
Roseanne, now granted, I was, as usual, only half listening to you,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 23
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 24
Sometimes words come easy.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 25
Ultimately, you grit your teeth and just say it.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 26
- What'll happen to the baby? - We're gonna do our best.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 27
my wife could die, and if we do, our child probably won't live.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 28
We gotcha. There's a camera there. There. And there.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 29
Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 30
Ah, back when I was a resident, I remember,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 31
Ted, get the hell out of my office.
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No.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 33
I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 34
throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on,
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I just didn't have a place to change.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 36
Put that in your suggestion box and smoke it.
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I gotta ask you something before you go.
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I think that'd be OK, too. It's the waiting I can't take.
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 41
Everyone's all dressed up, and singing to the rafters,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 42
But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office,
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I guess, for my part, I think death is a lot like that story,
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- Yes, Ted. - Bummer.
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I just never imagined that when you actually asked,
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I love you. I really do.
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- Anything for you, honey. - Thanks, Mama.
#2
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If I finally get a damn heart,
#3
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there's like this balance, you know?
#4
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 5
Simba.
#5
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I heard mitral stenosis. I need an extra set of ears. Let's go.
#6
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 7
Oh, dear, should we send him a card?
#7
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A man's office is a reflection of who he is, don't you think?
#8
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Somebody's covering for me tonight. I'll take her to a restaurant...
#10
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I think I can speak for all of us when I say, "We'll live."
#11
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write it on a piece of paper and slip it in my suggestion box.
#12
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do you have to be a doctor to change in there, or what?
#13
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This can work. We can be there for each other.
#14
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had we known about this beforehand, we would've suggested you think twice
#16
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You've had six bran muffins, Ralphie. How is it that you don't have to go yet?
#18
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trying to push the dookie out, Ralphie.
#19
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Next time your son has a bowel movement,
#20
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Mrs Larkin's aggressive. She won't let her husband finish a sen...
#21
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Roseanne, now granted, I was, as usual, only half listening to you,
#22
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Sometimes words come easy.
#24
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Ultimately, you grit your teeth and just say it.
#25
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- What'll happen to the baby? - We're gonna do our best.
#26
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my wife could die, and if we do, our child probably won't live.
#27
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We gotcha. There's a camera there. There. And there.
#28
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Dr Kelso, I am not leaving here until I get an answer.
#29
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Ah, back when I was a resident, I remember,
#30
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Ted, get the hell out of my office.
#31
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No.
#32
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I don't think you people are getting how difficult this is.
#33
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throw in a headlock and draw a moustache on,
#34
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I just didn't have a place to change.
#35
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Put that in your suggestion box and smoke it.
#36
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I gotta ask you something before you go.
#38
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I think that'd be OK, too. It's the waiting I can't take.
#40
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Everyone's all dressed up, and singing to the rafters,
#41
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But then you wake up in the hot nurse's office,
#42
Recap of Scrubs Season 2 Episode 13 (S02E13) - 43
I guess, for my part, I think death is a lot like that story,
#43
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- Yes, Ted. - Bummer.
#44
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I just never imagined that when you actually asked,
#48
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I love you. I really do.
#49
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